Clueless The Sequel: Starring Lynne Spears
Meredith Viera interviewed Lynne Spears on "Today" this morning to talk about her new book "Through the Caca." Basically, Lynne lives in her own world where she bakes cookies all day long like a good mother and really didn't do anything wrong when raising her kids.
In the clip above, Lynne talks about how she wasn't a stage mother. Brit Brit pushed her. When Brit started to become a star, Lynne couldn't travel with her, because she had to stay at home and raise Jamie Lynne. She compares it to sending your kids to college. She said: "You don't really know what they're doing in college ... just as Britney set out two years earlier to be a star."
She said it was all roses and cupcakes at first, but then it all turned when Brit Brit started to lose it. Lynne said she wasn't ready for that. Obviously, she wasn't. That's why she turned around and walked away. Instead of helping out her crazy daughter, she wrote this shit book!
Lynne can't fool me with her soft, Southern voice. Bullshit is still pouring out of her mouth.
And in the clip below, Lynne talks about how she was shocked to learn about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. I guess she didn't get the hint when she heard her daughter doing sexy times in the next room.
Lynne found out when Jamie Lynn gave her a note that said she was pregnant. The note totally said: "Dear Ma, I done and got knocked up! Oh wells! Kisses and Possums, Jamie Lynn."
After Lynne read the note, she noticed that Casey's feet were on the table (ok?) and that he wasn't looking at her. That's when she broke down and cried. Yeah, cried tears of joy at the thought of all the millions she was going to make off of this pregnancy!
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she looks and dresses better than her fucked up kids.
sometimes your kids just suck. Brit is really incredibly stupid and insane, you can't blame the Mom for all of that.
at least Lynne stays in the trailor park in Lousiana where she belongs.
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Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 7:52am.
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
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I think we can take her. I'll meet you there, bring gloves. Make sure they don't fit well, I hear that can get you out of trouble.
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Yes, learn from OJ, but be smarter, buy them small to begin with, that when after the blood dries, they'll shrink up even more.
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit
HAHAHA did you see Lynne's expression after the introduction?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Yeah, ok Lynne, keep pretending that everything smells like roses.
You are a fuck up, and so are your kids.
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I sent off for a Visitors Guide. They sent me maps and discount coupons for museums, guided tours and an eight ball.
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
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I think we can take her. I'll meet you there, bring gloves. Make sure they don't fit well, I hear that can get you out of trouble.
Lynne Spears needs to be burned at the cross and then thrown into a pit of hot boiling oil.
We really need to have forced sterilization.
Clueless the Sequel- starring John McReindeer and his sidekick ho-ho the Candi Stripper Phalic.
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 11:41am.
Yeah, Lynne. Sending your daughter off to shake her ass half naked into the land where drugs flow like the Nile is JUST LIKE sending her to college.
oh wait, it kinda is.
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DAmn, how do I become a hollywood star, Drugs flowwing like the NILE! oh Snap! count me IN! no really, start counting..
Love the comments about the first Rolling Stone interview. You lying cunt rag Lynne. Those pictures were taken in your home! Fuck off twat.
She's a good attentive mother like Sarah Palin.
Ugh! I hate this woman and her bland hilbilly self. Basically, where the fuck was she while Shitters was going down the drain and Jamiewhatever was getting knocked up?. Honestly! You don't have to sniff your kid's butts 24/7 to figure out what the hell are they doing. This woman just doesn't give a shit or she's a doormat.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Yes, Lynn, hard to be a PARENT when you are pimping your kids out as cash cows.
I know, Lynne. It's hard to tell your kids no when you can sit on your ass and make money off of them.
*looks in field for kittens*
How could she be shocked about Jamie Lynns pregnancy? CASEY WAS LIVING WITH THEM!!!!!!!
John McCain actually wanted Shitney as his VP. He really does get a boner on for her little southern pigeon-toed ass. Lynn would have been his second choice. Now he's stuck with reindeer moma Palin.
I'm not going to watch the clip. I'll end up wanting to punch soft furry things.
Gee, I wonder where Shitney gets her, "blame everyone else" attitude...
FUCKING INBRED HICKS!
Clueless? No, MK...I think you got a typo there. It should be Classless.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Intelligence obviously runs scarce in that family.
Except whe you go to college you admit you're fucking frat boys instead of self-proclaiming yourself a virgin when you've already been deflowered at 14, LYNNE!
Also, you get an EDUMACATION in college, Lynne
Gosh, these people make me sick
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What a fucking idiotic cuntrag.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Yeah, Lynne. Sending your daughter off to shake her ass half naked into the land where drugs flow like the Nile is JUST LIKE sending her to college.
oh wait, it kinda is.
I'll have 10 of whatever shes on.
It must be nice to live in total denial while your children are cracking up and getting inseminated.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
LYNNE IS AN AWESOME MOM. SHE'S WEARING A CROSS PENDANT. DUH