Cops May Get Into Trouble For Tricking The Paps
Last week, the coppers played a stupid trick on the paparazzi at LAX. Jamie Lynn, Maddie and her mother all arrived in Los Angeles on a Delta flight. They were allowed to exit the plane onto the tarmac, where a car waited for them and whisked them off to Brit Brit's Cheeto Palace.
The cops said this would have never happened if she didn't have a baby with her. Instead of just leaving it at that, the cops asked a woman on the flight to pretend to be Jamie Lynn in order to fool the paps. The chick agreed and seven police officers escorted her out of the airport. The paps fell for it.
A rep for LAX tells E! News that an investigation into the incident has been opened. "It is not the policy or practice for Airport Police to provide a celebrity decoy. Airport Police has opened an internal investigation of the incident and will take appropriate administrative action if warranted. Los Angeles World Airports policy prohibits special courtesies to be provided to celebrities, unless extenuating circumstances such threat of danger to the individual or the safety of the general public are involved."
How were the paps bamboozled? This broad doesn't really look like Jamie Lynn. They should've just thrown her a meat on a stick and when she didn't dive for it, they would have known she wasn't JL.
Instead of investigating this stupid shit, LAX needs to spend their time building more places to eat! Whenever I'm there, I can never find delicious things to stuff my fat face with. There's ten million Starbucks, but not even one In-N-Out. It's L.A.! Although, there is a shuttle at LAX that will take you to a nearby In-N-Out. Must remember this.
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Why does this whore even need security?
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The papz shouldn't even be allowed in the fuckin airport! They're not there to meet anybody unless you count shouting at and crowding celebs until they get smacked. They haven't put an In 'n' Out in LAX yet...they totally should put one of those in EVERY airport in California. They'd make BANK!
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I was wondering exactly the same thing. with all the safety regulations that have been introduced you would think there would be something about mobs of non-travelers clogging up the corridors.
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why are the police pretending jamie lynn and baby are in so much danger? wtf are they going to do if angelina jolie and her brood decide to fly commercial? close los angeles?
Didn't a cop escort Brit Brit into and out of a Starbucks once? This is no big shocker.
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the pears have plenty of money to pay for their own personal security guards.
can you imagine needing emergency police assistance but they're too busy escorting this trailor trash to their car.
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No no no! You all have it all wrong. I heard it from the police spokesman. They give escorts for public safety, NOT to give celebrities special treatment.
Rightttttt.......
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What? LAX has good food! You have to go to the international terminal. They got everything you can want. The regular terminal is all health food.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Hysteria on September 17, 2008 - 9:53pm.
hello. police can lie
LOL hysteria, for a minute I thought that was cominbackspeak!
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Police giving celebrities special treatment? Next thing your going to tell me is they use excessive force on innocent people.
But I bet that woman had fun pretending to be somebody for five minutes!
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OMG!!!! The police giving celebrities special treatment???? When pigs fly...... and there goes one right now over my building.
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I am still royally pissed about the "protection" and "escort" they gave Brit when hauling her ass off to the looney bin, twice. Didn't that cost the taxpayers a bundle?
Submitted by Hysteria on September 17, 2008 - 9:53pm.
hello. police can lie
LOL hysteria, for a minute I thought that was cominbackspeak!
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Submitted by Hysteria on September 17, 2008 - 9:53am.
hello. police can lie or do whatever the hell they want, kinda like celebs.
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aint that the truth!! ugh that really gets me man.
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hello. police can lie or do whatever the hell they want, kinda like celebs.
I agree a better use of energy would be investigating some good new food stores. some warm, glazed mini donuts would be the hitz right now!
All these stories about celebs at LAX! I NEVER see any action whenever I'm there.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 9:50am.
Agreed, but only if by protection, you mean a package of rubbers.
Great, now a bunch of celebs are going to be griping about why they don't get the same treatment.
Is it that serious? They wouldn't go to that much trouble for Obama or McCain. Fuck that F list celeb Jamie Lynn. If anybodys wants her pic, she should thank them. Ridiculous.
what do they mean? Come on, this is JAMIE LYNN SPEARS we are talking about! She NEEDS protection! It's a matter of National Security!
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Pap's must not be very smart. That woman is dressed decent and washed!
At least the airport police are actually DOING something; can't spit on that one.
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Hmmmmmmm how about we oh i dunno KEEP THE FUCKING PAPS OUT OF THE FUCKING AIRPORTS!
I dont care if they snap a fools picture but they are getting in the way of OUR safety by doing bull shit like this and tending to cry baby bitches!
Now come on over and search my ass hole becasue i brought a bottle of perfume that was 4ozs in my fucking carry on and had the balls not to put it in a clear plastic ziplock baggie mother fuckers!
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