Fishsticks Doesn't Diet
Fishsticks Paltrow is so full of shit, I mean, tartar sauce. Fishy claims she just can't diet! She tells Oprah, in an episode airing today, that she would rather work her bony ass out than keep track of what goes down her fish hole.
She said: "I just cannot diet. "I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something ... I just can't do it. It's worth it to me to do that extra exercise so I can eat what I want and not think about it."
Fishy also said that she had trouble losing "the extra 20 pounds she gained" after giving birth to Moses. 20 pounds?! This bitch has made an art form out of annoying the fuck out of me.
I was under the impression that she only ate organic bird seed and grass reeds. It's nice to know that when she wants a second helping of sun-dried artichoke leaves and butternut squash diarrhea, she just goes for it. Good for you, Fishy. Live it up!
Fishy is on Oprah today to promote her cooking show with Mario Batali. The two traveled through Spain eating shit. Well, he ate a bunch of stuff and she probably just nibbled on her flaxseed cracker.
Source: People
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Uvuala: I never say 'cheap' I say inexpensive.....bawahhhhahhhahhahhhahhahhhahhhaaa
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Probably one of those insufferable bitches who don't say "diet", they say "lifestyle".
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
This is her happy face too.
She is as sexy as a bowl of plain white rice served in a plain white bowl with a spork.
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You actually have to "eat" in order to eat less.
Is using exlax after binge eating dieting or no?
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In her defense, i'm the same way. I just work out 5 days a week, if I feel like having ice cream I have ice cream, just not a whole lot. I can't diet either.
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Sugar Magnolia
choke on a chicken bone ho
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mario IS gross, that fat fuck. and as for paltrow, this pretentious asswipe hasn't made a half way decent movie since shallow hal, so can't she go away now?
p.s. love her holding in a fart face too.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by The C word on September 17, 2008 - 8:56am.
Something about Mario Batali grosses me out no end...maybe it's the orange crocs, I dunno.
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I know what you mean. He looks as though he oozes pancetta grease. :P
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
P.S. It pains me to this day to think that poor child's name is Apple....'they're so sweet' my ass.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Here's why. Everything you need to know about this insufferable snob: http://www.dailycandy.com/everywhere/article/15172/The+Gwyneth+Way+of+Do...
Excerpts: Favorite coffee spot: “I don’t drink coffee.” Chocolate: “I haaaaate chocolate.” Candy: “I don’t eat candy.” Favorite dry cleaners: “I don’t know where she takes the dry cleaning.” Favorite place to nosh: Sacred Chow. “I love it for all the wheat-free goodies, wheat-free banana nut bread.”
sure.
aha.
right.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Was she the one that said she ate a bunch of grilled cheese sandwiches when she was pregnant with Apple?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Something about Mario Batali grosses me out no end...maybe it's the orange crocs, I dunno.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.