Fishsticks Doesn't Diet
Fishsticks Paltrow is so full of shit, I mean, tartar sauce. Fishy claims she just can't diet! She tells Oprah, in an episode airing today, that she would rather work her bony ass out than keep track of what goes down her fish hole.
She said: "I just cannot diet. "I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something ... I just can't do it. It's worth it to me to do that extra exercise so I can eat what I want and not think about it."
Fishy also said that she had trouble losing "the extra 20 pounds she gained" after giving birth to Moses. 20 pounds?! This bitch has made an art form out of annoying the fuck out of me.
I was under the impression that she only ate organic bird seed and grass reeds. It's nice to know that when she wants a second helping of sun-dried artichoke leaves and butternut squash diarrhea, she just goes for it. Good for you, Fishy. Live it up!
Fishy is on Oprah today to promote her cooking show with Mario Batali. The two traveled through Spain eating shit. Well, he ate a bunch of stuff and she probably just nibbled on her flaxseed cracker.
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Ahh, broke as a joke food. We used to buy whatever cereal was on sale but ate it dry because we couldn't afford milk. Good times.
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Macrobiotics emphasizes locally grown whole grain cereals, pulses (legumes), vegetables, seaweed, fermented soy products and fruit, combined into meals according to the principle of balance (known as yin and yang). Whole grains and whole-grain products such as brown rice and buckwheat pasta (soba), a variety of cooked and raw vegetables, beans and bean products, mild natural seasonings, fish, nuts and seeds, mild (non-stimulating) beverages such as bancha twig tea and fruit are recommended[citation needed].
Nightshade vegetables, including tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, eggplant; also spinach, beets and avocados are not recommended, or used sparingly at most, in macrobiotic cooking, as they are considered extremely yin.[citation needed] Some macrobiotic practitioners also discourage the use of nightshades due to the alkaloid solanine, thought to affect calcium balance.[3]
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
TWAT TWAT TWAT.
odd she doesnt drink coffee but is always seen with a giant coffee mug in her hand? lol
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 9:56am.
Snowy
lol
Deadhead!!! Only I wish right now I was driving my train high on cocaine...j/k...ok not joking. Ugh I need a new job...
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Sugar Magnolia
i don't know where "fishsticks paltrow" comes from. but it always seems humerously appropriate. she's plain and kinda stuffed with sawdust and bla. legs and arms like sticks.
LCT - Im with ya babe.. they are useless self-absobed twits sometimes. Like a dildo with a huge annoying dude attached to it.
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Boomsy:
LOL I know what you mean
I always saved one dollar out of the drinking dough to buy ramen! You used to get 4 for a dollar 5 years ago!!! lol
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Sugar Magnolia
Fucking chocolate-hating, no-candy-eating, lying sack of macrobiotic shit CUNT!!
she is such a stinkyface liar!! she clearly never eats much, she never looks healthy. i think she even looks anemic. what 20 lbs is she talking about?? hasnt she always been a pasty, gaunt, praying mantis person?
mario is very gross & creepy to me. the two of them together is just such a scary thought. talk about NO chemistry, who's icky idea was this?
I think she is on a macrobiotic diet, whatever that means
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Miss P, I like her mom too. I like your avie too. I always knew you were a deadhead! ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
@Miss Priss: Oh yes, Ramen... I remember having a convo with one of my friends about how whenever we would spend money it had to be worth it on that 'Ramen Exchange': i.e. something that cost $10 was equal to 100 packs of Ramen....
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Love me or hate me
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If she finished her coffee or tea at home, she wouldn't have to make such a show of parading about with a porcelain mug. It's not like she has to commute to work by 8:30 am.
Yoga is a form of excersise Fishytwit...
Funny, cuz her mother Blythe Danner doesn't annoy me one bit. Why is this bitch so GD annoying
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Sugar Magnolia
Wow thats amazing! Especially since I waited on her skinny ass waaay back in the day (my first job) when she dated Ben Affleck. Her McDonalds feast of choice, "A regular hamburger without the patty and no pickles." Basically condiments on a bun. He ate like a typically male, "Large Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal."
So with ya LCT!
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I was a scrawny bitch at one point in time, too, also stemming from being poor and malnourished. Then I had kids, my metabolism came to a screeching halt and I found out I'll do anything to lose weight except eat right and exercise.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 9:20am
Sounds like it's time for a "I think we need some time apart so we can learn to appreciate each other more" speech...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on September 17, 2008 - 3:19am.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 17, 2008 - 9:13am
I remember one sad night where I was so hungry but had already eaten my 'ration' for the day that I had to resort to eating spaghetti sauce out the jar...I promised myself I'd never go hungry again as I long as I had money to feed myself. Just delivered a little TOO well on that promise...teehee.
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lol...awww I remember my college days...I lived on Ramaen Noodles...and beer(that's what I spent my money on)
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agreed, mk. agreed.
LCT ITA, esp. the self righteous part.
Seriously.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 10:16am.
Love C Tops
I would rather listen to a man with a low IQ talk about beer pong championships then having the visual of Plaintro exercising.
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At least it's not Vadge.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I've always hated this pretentious twat and always will. And yes a macrobiotic diet is a diet.
Submitted by boomsy on September 17, 2008 - 10:15am.
Uh oh; what poor bastard did you wrong?
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The bastard that SHOULD be doing me right, considering he's my boyfriend and all. Fuck men. I don't know what their self-righteous problems are.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 17, 2008 - 9:13am
I remember one sad night where I was so hungry but had already eaten my 'ration' for the day that I had to resort to eating spaghetti sauce out the jar...I promised myself I'd never go hungry again as I long as I had money to feed myself. Just delivered a little TOO well on that promise...teehee.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She looks so cold and frigid but does have a beautiful bone structure!Batali looks like a pedo and gives me the creeps.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks so cold and frigid but does have a beautiful bone structure!Batali looks like a pedo and gives me the creeps.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 10:13am.
just wait, someone will post: MK, why do you call her fishsticks?
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Or, everyone's favourite,
"Oh my God MK, enough with the Fishsticks. it's so oooooold. Like Britney's frapp and Cheeto jokes, only they're not funny BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T EAT CHEETOS AND FRAPPS!"
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I love love love this post, so funny.
I hate working out. I'd rather watch what I eat instead of get off the couch.
LOLO: no no no.....you rock!
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 2:56am
Gosh what a sooooob!
" I haaate chocolate" Lying bitch! WHO hates chocolate?!? Poeple hate chocolate??!? I don't believe it.
"I don't eat candy" Fuck off!
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Sugar Magnolia
"This bitch has made an art form out of annoying the fuck out of me."
This one is a keeper MK. Methinks Fishy also relies on enemas to keep herself rail thin.
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Love C Tops
I would rather listen to a man with a low IQ talk about beer pong championships then having the visual of Plaintro exercising.
ha ha snowpiece!
Miss Priss I just walk everywhere to maintina whatever it is ive got going on under my clothes.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 9:13am
Uh oh; what poor bastard did you wrong?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire datiing site """""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
@boomsy
Yeah I'm glad the spliting a taco days are over too.
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just wait, someone will post: MK, why do you call her fishsticks?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Off topic: Do most women agree that more often than not all straight men are good for is their penis when they're acting like the egotistical sons of bitches their fathers taught them to be?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
kdraco in the house
To me, you are a bigger star then Gwen Plaintro.
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Which rock did all of these f*cking spammers crawl out from under this morning? No I really need to know cuz I gotts a stick of tnt burning a hole in my a## crack!
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I hate Fishsticks tho
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Sugar Magnolia
...lol: Hi lolo
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 17, 2008 - 9:09am
I hear ya, chicky...I remember the skinny college days...but then I remember I was thin because I was poor and probably malnourished so then I get over it.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Hey islandgirl, nice avie... that pinup was the "model" for my leg tattoo! So purty.
on topic: meh, Gwyneth is aight I guess.
boomsy oh great now I want a grilled cheese sandwich!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
oh what the f*ck ever! I eat whatever I want and have a hige a&& okay so what!
*longfully wishes for the days of a size 8, and seethes with hatred*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
ha ha kdraco!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^^^^^