The Most Dangerous Man On The Internet
McAfee, the Internet security company, has named Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the Internet. Not because searching for Brad may land you in the middle of a Brangaloonie chat room den, but because the bad people of the Internet use his name to lure you in and infect your computer.
Bitches searching for pictures, wallpapers or info on Brad have an 18% chance of getting their PC infected with a virus, spam crap, adware or spyware. McAfee said other dangerous names include Justin Timberlake, Beyonce and Heidi Montag. WTF?! Heidi Montag? Ok, if you're searching for Heidi wallpapers, you deserve to get a virus. A really cruel virus! The kind of virus that will make fun of you for searching for Heidi wallpapers!
A spokeswhore for McAfee said: "Web surfers looking for celebrity gossip, screen savers and ringtones are often directed to fake Internet sites that look legitimate but pose a risk to the security of their computers."
If searching for Brad pictures all day and all night kills your computer, then poor Jennifer Aniston must go through a couple of laptops a week!
Is he asking me which way did Zach and Slater go?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I only like Brad or Angie when they play "crazy". Like Brad in 12 Monkeys...that was good stuff. Or Angie in Girl Interrupted. Otherwise not so good.
But Brad in Meet Joe Black getting hit by the car and getting bounced around is still one of my favorite scenes. And I do think Angie is best choice for Lara Croft!
and that outfit is dope y'all LOL
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Brad wore this very outfit just the other day!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Ah Brad circa 1983! Anyone who searches for wallpaper of any of these fools deserves a serious virus. Especially Heidi. Ugh those must be the dregs of society...either that or 13 year old Mormon chicks!
Your face!
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Couldn't have said it better myself
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I'm embarrassed for him. the things people do for fame.
Is there an ointment or innoculation for anti-Brad virus?
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I never saw the "hot" in Brad. He like Angelina are the epitome of overrated.
Yes, me too. I have never thought he was attractive, he's just Mr Blandy-Dull McWhitebread to me. My reaction to him has never been stronger then 'meh' until he took up with mental features. Since then it's been anger fighting it out with pity.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.
I never saw the "hot" in Brad. He like Angelina are the epitome of overrated.
Aw Brad, remember this? Days when your biggest concern was not toting 6 kids, emotionally supporting an emotional mess and attemtping to cover up baldness with dead animals and newsboy and poorly chosen hats.
When it was all about perfectly cuffing those painters pants, covering your terrible acne and deciding whether or not to flip up your cap or not.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Is he remaking Howdy Doody?
Was someone asking Brad which way his sexuality goes?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Here Brad looks like the asshole he really is.
Yes, boys and girls, THIS is the guy that Angelina looked at and thought, "I must have this man at all costs." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Miss P: weed!!!! yes!!!! LOL!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Hahahahaha!!. Wait, that's Brad Pitt?. hahaha!!!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
So if magazines are now quoting us, how about them tossing some royalties our way, hmmm???
Oh, and this picture just screams 1980s douchebag.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Lolo
When shit gets hard, I just take some Exlax. lol
Sing it out and laugh it out!!(weed helps)
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Sugar Magnolia
Miss Priss you aint tellin NO LIE honey.
I love the blues and the jazz for a reason.
Put on some Coltrain or some Etta.
Shit DOES get hard. Sing it out!
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OMG he looks atrocious. I remember these kind of outfits though. Angie better not see this or she's gonna grab the kids and the money and be gone. He's just not fitting into the profile.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I'm usually a happy person, but GOT DAMN sometimes life gets to ya, you know...like WORK
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Sugar Magnolia
Anyone searching anything on timbertwat or highDee monostat DESERVE a fucking computer virus.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Good thing I never google any of these d-bags.
You're right of course. I shall take comfort from the fact that I am not a sleb so nobody will say mean things about me on the internet. I will also hug kids and thank god I didn't have to buy either of them. Nor am I wearing a fucking ugly baseball cap- things are looking up!
(this is really odd but just as I wrote that the sun came out- spooooky)
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.
I mean I know my life is kind of *insert sketti cat here* but I say screw it I will be happy just throw the balance of fuckery off in the universe.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Listen to LoLo!
When life gets you down, just think to yourselves.. sometimes life really sucks BUT THEN think to yourselves, it'll get better, at least I don't have speakit's life. SEE? I'm a giver.
I'm joking! I'm a positive person sooo that makes me irritating to others, which amuses me, so I stay happy! You should try it!
Lolo!!!
Words of wisdom much appreciated
Now back to the show
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Sugar Magnolia
thanks Lo,♥ LMAO re the new avie!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
DONT BE SAD GUYS!
All of the muck from these times will too pass.
I promise it will.
Everything in life is a cycle. Nothing magical or fun or even remotely interesting may happen today or even in a few days but thse grey times do pass.
Everything works istelf out.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
You guys, I'm depressed
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 3:26pm.
lizzieb OH NO! dlisted is the only thing that gets me thru!!!! LOL that's so not fair for you!
Thanks. It's rotten, plus being in the UK I see things at different times to most users. Sometimes, looking at Bragelina thread there can be hundreds of comments there already. It's very hard to think of something original to say. Luckily hatred is very inspirational.
Still, if we did have it at work I would never get a thing done so it's just as well. *sobs*
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.
So I'm going to see Burn After Reading this weekend...better be good.
Honestly, the only reson I'm going to see this is because Frances McDormand and John Malkovich
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 3:16am.
lately I have been down that my job & my life are so pointless, but now that I know my work on dlisted is making the tabloids, I feel much more fufilled! thanks CMS!
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Snowy
I hear ya!!!
I need a new job STAT!
MK, HIRE ME!!!!
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Sugar Magnolia
LMAO @ LoLo, good song good song!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
ha ha ha chicken fried hair!
Damn now i want chicken fried steak!
WHAT? that shit is goooooooood.
That is nap time food cause you have to sleep it off after you eat it. I will die of a heart attack one day im sure.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
lizzieb OH NO! dlisted is the only thing that gets me thru!!!! LOL that's so not fair for you!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by missy on September 17, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
Me too. Being off with a broken toe has made me realise I hate my job. Worse still, when I do go back to the soul destroying shit heap I can't access Dlisted at work. Snot fair!!
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.
I'm a newbie and all, but I am so proud of ALL of you! When the chips were down, and it looked like shittney would get away "clean" we put her skanky, no momma type, chicken fried hair back in her place!!! WOOHOO!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Ha! I was thinking it in my head but I so was humming that whitney tune kinda loud cause this bad kid was messing with the door slowing us up.
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I know Miss, I am so ready to go. Seriously that's how I have been feeling and the way the election is going my bf and I are ready to throw it all in and go teach English in Costa Rica. But the dlisted cafe DID seriously come in my mind during our discussion! LOL ♥♥♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 17, 2008 -2:38pm.
Surely that's not Brad Pitt in that photograph.
He looks like a forty year old rent boy.
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He does too. Of course now he looks like a 50 year old curb crawler so the years, and the life draining effects of an 'instant family' have not been kind.
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HAHAHAHA lolo!!!!!!!! I really hope you actually sang that on the bus this morning!!!!!!!!
*sigh* funny cause its true!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
when are we gonna get the dlisted cafe up and running thats what i wanna know
(((huggging snowy)))
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
HA HA HA! Missy I was singing this earlier
I believe the children are our future
beat them now so they will know they way
smack thier asses when they look at you sideways
Give them a sense of shame
to make it easier
when you tell them they are really fucking it up
and need to pull their god damn grades up in school becasue they are the little mother fuckers that will be changing my diapers when im too old to roll my own joints and im afraid the earth will be a bad kevin costner movie like water world cause these kids these days are too stupid to function in the real world at 18 when they leave their dumb ass mommas house.
The people on the bus loved this song this morning!
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
lately I have been down that my job & my life are so pointless, but now that I know my work on dlisted is making the tabloids, I feel much more fufilled! thanks CMS!
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on a kida serisous note, ive been feeling the same way. i think a desk job does that to a girl :(
*flourescent lighting glaring into my soul*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
lately I have been down that my job & my life are so pointless, but now that I know my work on dlisted is making the tabloids, I feel much more fufilled! thanks CMS!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
yeah man!! we gotta keep dissin like weve nevah dissed befoah!!
SNARKING WITH A PURPOSE!!
we are the woooooorld
we are the cyniiiiiics
we are the ones whod like some better music
so lets keep dissiiiiin
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I never thought Brad was all that hot except when he had long hair and a scruffy beard.I saw him in an old episode of Freddy's Nightmares the other day and he looked like a dork.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I is so proud of our dissin skills!!!!
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Submitted by missy on September 17, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on September 17, 2008 - 8:57am.
They basically did a cover on Britney's VMA wins and said something like users on dlisted.com questioned her her wins. that's paraphrasing but that was the jist of it.
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so really, WE were in the tabloids.. whattya know! haha!
hahahahah we were! that's awesome! whoot whoot, for dissing Ms Cheeto Chops herself! YAY!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "