Wednesday, September 17th 2008

They Grow Up So Fast

It seems like it was just yesterday that little Dakota Fanning was reading a story to Sean Penn, and now here she is looking all gummy and grown up at the NYC premiere of her movie "Hounddog." The movie where she has a rape scene.... The room suddenly got all quiet and uncomfortable. Umm....moving on..

It's nice to see a 14-year-old actually looking her age instead of looking like middle-aged Long Island housewife who lives a double life as a day-shift stripper. I'm talking to you, Ali Lohan.

The premiere rought out some hot pieces like Piper Laurie and Robin Wright Penn. It also brought out a stale marshmallow who goes by the name of Kiki Dunst. Would it seriously kill her to take a bath? A dry bath even? She should at least cover herself with baking powder. She probably smells. She looks like a secretary from the 70s who spent all night sleeping on the Staten Island ferry.

Posted by: Michael K


Karma Police's picture

Awww...she looks so pretty. I like that she looks and poses like a 14 year old. No sex kitten poses or sexy faces- just standing like a normal person with an honest smile.

And Princess Buttercup looks great.

kdracofan's picture

Good morning Lolo, Drama and everyone else.

O/T: She loos cute, she looks her age indeed.
& she looks like a younger Jodie Foster but prettier.

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islandgirl's picture

Kiki looks wasted. And Robin Wright Penn looks great, which is amazing considering the amount of grief she's probably had to put up with from Sean Penn over the years. All that angst!
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

It really is refreshing to see a young girl be allowed to look like one.

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LoLo's picture

Good Morning okie Snow piece CTH and all yous guys

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Once Dakota gets past this awkward stage, she'll be a beauty. She's cute now, but has an awkward teeth situation at the moment.

I thought this movie came out ages ago. They're really beating a dead horse, aren't they?

Please Lord, let this kid turn out ok. I don't want to see a panty-less cat fight between her and Abigail Breslin over the kid from 2 1/2 Men outside of some club. Let this generation of child stars be normal.

christine the hoff's picture

nice to see some parents are letting the teenagers actually be teenagers.

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oklahoma's picture

Oh shit, Mrs Tingle up in the Hizouse. *does really cool hand move cause I said hizouse*

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Clarisse's picture

Hmmm...Didn't little Dakota already go through braces once? Right?

Piper Laurie, YOU ROCK!

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angel_i's picture

I love how natural Dakota looks...not the lack of makeup or the simple clothes (that helps, mind you) but the honest look on her face. She doesn't look like she's up to something.

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snowpiece's picture

ok look at her dress? WTF? her hair, come on, my hair looks like that right now, however, LOL
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LoLo's picture

Rare isnt it?
We call that being a nice young lady.
I have not seen one in ages. I have never seen her profile on a millionaire dating website.

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Lipstick's picture

Kirsten doesn't look dirty but why she doesn't use make-up at all? She's an actress and at an event for chrissakes. And she's attractive when she's all dolled up.

The C word's picture

She's cute...hope she doesn't end up a Dakota Joel Osment.

I don't mind Kiki either, but admittedly I have found her teeth distracting on occasion.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Hey Kiki's depressed. Depressed people don't try too hard.

missy's picture

dakota looks adorable. and I love that her teeth are natural. I dont want to have to shell out $500 to whiten my teefs, so VIVA NATURAL TEEFS!
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Lipstick's picture

Dakota is pretty. She'll fix those teeth later, that's for sure. She's in Holywood. But now she's a kid and it's nice that she doesn't have a thick layer of make-up on like Ali Lohan.

Otter Pop's picture

She's adorable and I respect that her family keeps her out of the tabloids and doesn't feel the need to slut her up. It's hard to believe Dakota and Miley Cyrus are about the same age. Miley already looks like a used up tampon.

EvilShoe's picture

Would it seriously kill her to take a bath?<<

Or a roll around of some Chapstick for crying outloud. I'm reaching for mine from just looking at her lips.

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angel_i's picture

*sigh* Member when Kiki used to be Dakota?

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oklahoma's picture

Snowy, I know, like if we stuck a needle in those gums, they'd deflate.. *ssshsss* I want to feed her some of my pain meds, and double my own, I'm in pain looking at those teeth. *digs for bottle*

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Squash Posh's picture

I really like dakota peace necklace!!! I want! Okay, its creepy that I want something that dakota f is wearing ! I never thought this day would come..and here it is...

DR.FUNK's picture

Yeah she looks like a 14yo...but those eyes still look psycho ward...And would it hurt to start thinkin' bout' fixin' them teefs?

Jimmy Bocca's picture

MK why are you always ripping apart Kirsten dunst about the way she looks?? She looks perfectly clean to me! Just because she doesn't have 10 pounds of Spray tan/Makeup on or feels the need to always wear Haute couture clothing makes her dirty??!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

She looks like a normal 14 YO. Ali Lohan SHOULD look like this, MK's right.

I love Piper Laurie. So talented. When true talent counted for something.

Miss Priss's picture

Dakota's cute. She looks 14

I love princess Buttercup!

Kiki is so fug and frumpy

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snowpiece's picture

kiki doesn't know dry baths from Adam.
what's up with Dakota's gums? do kids get that?
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oklahoma's picture

yellow teefs, much?

Anyways, Ilove Robin W Penn.. She's such a babe.. I don't know what's up w/ Kiki.. I love her, and she can really be hot, but just has stopped trying.. *lays on ground for beating* Ok I'm ready!

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