They Grow Up So Fast
It seems like it was just yesterday that little Dakota Fanning was reading a story to Sean Penn, and now here she is looking all gummy and grown up at the NYC premiere of her movie "Hounddog." The movie where she has a rape scene.... The room suddenly got all quiet and uncomfortable. Umm....moving on..
It's nice to see a 14-year-old actually looking her age instead of looking like middle-aged Long Island housewife who lives a double life as a day-shift stripper. I'm talking to you, Ali Lohan.
The premiere rought out some hot pieces like Piper Laurie and Robin Wright Penn. It also brought out a stale marshmallow who goes by the name of Kiki Dunst. Would it seriously kill her to take a bath? A dry bath even? She should at least cover herself with baking powder. She probably smells. She looks like a secretary from the 70s who spent all night sleeping on the Staten Island ferry.
Wow she looks good. Usually child stars grow up ugly or odd looking.
Good point....Dakota does look her age and not like a walking mattress in training, like the skank whore trio of Britney, Lindsey, and Ali.
I must say that Kirsten Dunst gets fuglier with each passing day. I'm not sure why photographers continue to take her picture. Perhaps finishing off a roll of film? At least that wonky ass snaggle tooth isn't sticking out. I think that's why she's pursing her lips together so hard....trying to keep that dental fuckery under wraps.
Please! Get this kid to a dentist for a teeth cleaning. Those are some yellow teefs!
Kiki looks like a smelly bag lady. I've taken the Staten Island Ferry and MK is right on target!
nevermind all these other broads...carrie's mother, piper laurie is in the house...
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I bet my house there's coke residue up her nostrils.
I'm bored with you now.
Dakota looks cute and normal...she's probably not that normal in real life and demanding as all hell (like most celebs are), but still she looks her age unlike Ali who looks 35! Kiki needs a makeover STAT! (and a good plunge in a huge garbage can full of bleach too). MK you live in the same city she does, you should let her be your fag hag. She needs a good dose of MK!
Your face!
I can't stand her.
Robot.
She is totally the Mayor of The Village of the Damned.
Next, Mayor of Alaska, then...*cue spooky music*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
There is nothing wrong with her teeth. Would you rather her have the glow in the dark horse teeth Miley Cyrus has?? Don't think so.
Dakota looks absolutely cute the way she is. She actually looks NORMAL, which is quite refreshing from the crap pieces of trash girls out there.
She looks like Lindsay Lohan at the age of six, except sober.
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Here's a scary thought: Dakota is now too old to play Juliet.
Not the one the movies make out to be sixteen (and Romeo sixteen too - ha!). The one Shakespeare wrote, who was thirteen to Romeo's twenty.
"Stale marshmallow" ha! You forgot to add "stinky"!
Holy shit she just makes me wash to bust out a magic tree and stick it on my screen!
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its so funny how things are veiwed so differently in different cirlces...
like since shes in hollywood, people are going to say her teeth are jacked. not super white, not totally perfect in shape and symmetry.. GROSS!! right??
then pan over to a lunch table in jail. HAVING TEETH AT ALL (especially front ones!) will make all the other inmates say "DAMN you got some niiiice teeth!! You musta grown up rich" *evil threatening glare*
I think about stuff like this.
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Submitted by missy on September 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
yeah man, that is the color of NATURAL TEETH
most teeth are not stark white. my teeth are about her color and Ive asked my dentist about whitening, and theyre like "your teeth ARE white. you can pay for the $500 whitening but its not going to make much of a difference"
all these actresses with super white teeth have veneers.
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So true.
I had the same conversation with my dental hygeinist.
Mel-Tang,
Ever seen the movie "Bastard Out of Carolina"? Jena Malone was 11 or 12 when she filmed that and that is one of the harshest rape scenes i've seen.
I am all for realism, but i don't need realism when it comes to raping a child.
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Well, six fucks to the mom for letting her little girl do a rape scene. Bitchcuntwhore of a mother.
Dakota is cute, but seriously needs to clean her teeth instead of doing rape scenes.
And Kiki looks wasted and puffy.
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Did her mother have to take tetracycline while she was carring her? Usually, it is just the baby teeth that are bright yellow from the tet.
-Ms. Fanning needs some serious dental attention. Not like getting her teeth capped, but just cleaned for heaven's sakes.
-Robin Wright Penn...hm...not much to say about her.
-Who's the woman in the yellow hat
-Did Kiki even bother putting on make up?
she is either very lazy & sloppy or very full of herself, or both
Actually Kirsten looks wasted to me, like maybe she had a few drinks before the show?
yellow teefs Dkota; I don't get Piper Laurie.
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Dakota is so pretty and her sister is so cute. She is the only child star that I like and is good in more mature rolls, I also like abigail breslin she is so adorable
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Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
*sigh* Member when Kiki used to be Dakota?
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Kiki was a shit hot child actor. I do get the impression she really doesn't take fame very seriously, so I'll give her props for that.
and Dakota's teeth are normal white, if she drinks coffee and smokes. Hell, I do and my teeth are white. Crest strips, whitening toothpaste, that's all it takes.
who cares about little dakota? she is 14 for heavens sake, a freshman in h.s. remember the dorks from back then? she is gorgeous compared to the girls i was in high school with at 14, in the grand scheme of things banana teeth & michael phelps gums included she is way ahead of the game in the looks dept.
i am more disturbed by kiki...who does she think she is showing up at a premiere without make up?? how can she not realize that she is far from a natural beauty & needs it more than the average person??
she is either very lazy & sloppy or very full of herself, or both.
Reminds me of Jodie Foster back in the day.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire datiing site """""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Beautiful girl!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her teeth probably look so yellow because her skin is so pale. If she had a darker shade of skin her teeth woul look whiter trust me.
didn't she have a mouth full of braces a few years ago??? what happened?? her teeth are jacked up!
I don't believe it!! 14 year old looking like a 14 year old! shocking! Poor Miley, she got it all wrong..
I slept on the Staten Island Ferry once. ONCE. I was drunk.
yeah man, that is the color of NATURAL TEETH
most teeth are not stark white. my teeth are about her color and Ive asked my dentist about whitening, and theyre like "your teeth ARE white. you can pay for the $500 whitening but its not going to make much of a difference"
all these actresses with super white teeth have veneers.
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Dakota looks wonderful: fresh and NORMAL. Even the butter teeth are normal for a formal braces wearer...plus she can worry about that later. At least it's not the caterpillar eyebrows like poor Lourdes...
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Submitted by S_G on September 17, 2008 - 9:42am.
Haley Joel Osment is on Broadway now doing a play.
That's not bad at all. Much better than Lohan or other messed up child stars.
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Oh, that's good. He seemed to fly off the radar after he grew up/went through puberty, and I only heard about him when he was arrested.
One child star that I like, and who has transitioned well to adult roles, is Joseph Gordon-Levitt...looking forward to seeing more of him.
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I think she is just looking for someone to play barbies with.
We should nominate Kirsten for "What not to WEar". My boyfriend watches that all the time and he is like "oh no, does this mean I'm turning gay?"
What the hell is up with her yellow teeth? Gross.
That movie is just now coming out? Wasn't it big controversial news like 2 years ago? Or am I stuck in some sort of demented time warp where everything else whizzes by except for stupid movie info?
Just wanna clarify that I actually don't mind Kiki, but with all her money(which Im sure it's sufficient) she can afford to look presentable to a premiere.
Walking her dog in NYC she can look as frumpy she wants, but to a premiere? She's 26. I still think she's kinda fug, but I remember thinking DAMN bitch has a nice body, the first time I watched "Bring it On" Now her teats are all deflated and shizz and she's anything but toned up
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Has she heard of Crest White Strips? Just sayin'.
glad to see a young girl looking like a young girl =)
drunkst is fucking beast. her next role should be trash heap from fraggle rock or one of blohans used tampons in the e true hollywood story of stuff dina lohan keeps and sells on ebay to make even more money off her no talent greaseball kids.....
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Submitted by The C word on September 17, 2008 - 9:19am.
She's cute...hope she doesn't end up a Dakota Joel Osment.
I don't mind Kiki either, but admittedly I have found her teeth distracting on occasion.
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Haley Joel Osment is on Broadway now doing a play.
That's not bad at all. Much better than Lohan or other messed up child stars.
Robin looks AMAZING, Kristen looks fug and dirty as always. I dont understand how she ever gets any work, she sucks and as actress and is just down right painful to look at. Dakota is adorable and I am sure she will turn out just fine, hopefully.
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She is an absolute beauty! How refreshing to see a "child star".
Kiki needs rest. She is looking rathar hagatronish lately. Yes, "hagatronish" is a word so feel free to spread it around.
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Dakota looks great, like a young Jodie Foster. I hope she stays good and grows up to be a normal actress/person in Hollyweird. You go girl!
As for Freaky Kiki, take a bath, go easy on the weed and for God's sake get some decent clothing ya dumb beotch, haha!
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Dakota is great!
Kudos to Team Dakota for not trying to sell the world a woman before her time.
God, the Lohans drive me nuts.
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*nods in approval* Good. One Hollywood kid that hasn't gotten all sluttastic.
Yet.
genuinely pretty girl. Even with the pour over cheddar popcorn teeth.
It's refreshing to see a teenage girl looking like a normal girl.
I think KiKi is spending all her clothing money on weed.
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