Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dyson is an obvious homosexual.

Are there nude photos?

Discuss!

My husband likes to say, "I just think things should work PROP-ah-ly."

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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull

Dyson's commercial is just a gimmick. I looked it up on Consumer Reports and the Dyson is average at best. They are outperformed by several other vacuums that cost $70 to $350.

Save your money.

That guy is sexy, though.

Submitted by land manatee:

I'd hit it in a heartbeat while vacumming with my Dyson! No doubt.

yeah baby yeah! and when your done send him to me!

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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?

Dyson the bagless vacuum, well guess what happens when you dump the container, yes dust particles all over the place, allergens swirling around your face Dyson really means overpriced piece of shit.

I love this guy and his product!! I bought a Dyson and never looked back. I especially like his story. He got dissed on his idea and laughed at by all the major players in the vacuum business. The japanese jumped on this shit and brought out the first product. Once homeboy got enough money to bring the product to the US under his own name, he did and laughed all the way to the bank at the haters! I'd hit it in a heartbeat while vacumming with my Dyson! No doubt.

We tried our husband's dyson and were not impressesed. The suctia power is anemic. We don't even dare ask what the price was.

That is one smokin' hot old queen!

Has she had 'work done'?

Aside from fire & sliced bread, the Dyson is the best invention ever made. Seriously. I bought mine of Ebay for like $200 (it had a scratch on it, big deal) & I swear I use it every day. The amount of dog hair it picks up is truly astonishing and at times, disgusting. :)
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One word:
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.

I've had my Dyson for about 4 years with no problems whatsoever. I have two German Shepherds and it works great!

And really, they're not that expensive.

I have no need for a new vacuum but have been wanting one of these since I first saw the ads.

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I am ashamed to admit that I have gotten to a point in my life where this excites me, but I have a Dyson too. And I have hardwood floors, but I still love it. It sucks everything off the furniture, off the floors. I even use it as a fly catcher in the summer. It sucks those fuckers right out the air.

I have hardwood floors...so I don't care.

Urgh, cover up that pepaw neck / shoulder please!...OK, I am too squeamish.
BUT, I am a product designer. LOVED the idea of the Dyson. The reality is, it's pile of poo. Costs a lot more, works no better, weighs a bloody ton.
It looks good though. And at least if you have stairs and a Dyson, you won't have bingo wings.

so HOT/to invent a new vacume.
(have to be darned good to beat my Bissels) ;)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D

Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:13am.
Okie: thucshin? what's your avie?

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haha,, loose tooth? Oh my Av is Rob Zombies 'Devils Rejects' I'm bad like that!

*walks away like an Egyptian*

I do not have carpets.
I do have a bath matt.
I send it to the laundry.
I dont even clean it myself.
I feel like im missing out.
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The longest I can get any vacuum to last, so far, is two years, and then it falls apart. My friend has a Dyson and it is so messy when she is emptying it. I got an Oreck and I LOVE it. No attachments on it - those are all on a separate hand canister, which I prefer. The Oreck has great suction, and since there are no attachments or hoses on it, there is less to fall apart or interfere with the suction. It is just a straightforward simple design, very much like the old vacuums you are all talking about that are still running. I know people that have had their Orecks for years. If you look at them, they LOOK very old, too, even though they are not. And we have a store just two miles from here that sells bags for them, so no problem for me.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

he accidentally invented a vacuum cleaner; what he was going for was a penis enlarger pump that "never loses suction" (like those lazy human versions)...
ergo, his pepaw peen is fuckin' jacked. it's how i like to imagine it.

Trillions? I'd hit it.

Hey DJ: How are you?

I've loved him since he uttered the words "Never loses suction" He looks like an old Quentin Tarantino.

I have had my Dyson for 5 years and I love it. Totally worth the money esp. if you have problems with pet hair!! I really want a Dyson hand vac now. A bitch can dream.

I got a Dyson for my wedding shower in July and I literally lost my shit when I opened the present. Everyone was laughing hysterically b/c I was so freakin excited. It picks up dirt from China I think in my living room. Seriously it will change your life... Well played MK with this Hot Slut

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I asked MK to make James Dyson 'Hot Slut of The Day', and he finally did!!!
I have a serious crush on this hot peepaw!
I think he is sexy as hell.

I am very jealous of the D Listed who have a Dyson vacuum! I want one, but I can't afford it. :(

i want one...

Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 17, 2008 - 8:13am.
I just wish he would vaccuum my carpet. That is one hot pepaw...
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I'm assuming you're talking about your personal carpet that sits on the floor at the "Y"?

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

I have a Dyson too. Yes it cost a fortune but when you see the crap that comes out of that thing it makes me shudder to think what's sitting in my carpets. I've had it for years and only changed the filter on it once. I love it!

I know someone who has one who fucked it up permanently because they washed it out after every use. Tip: Don't do that - it warps the plastic and it don't suck so good after that.

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I love this man...I bought a Dyson (finally) about a month ago....best vacuum ever.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 17, 2008 - 9:19am.

If only fucking I-PODS had the product life cycle of a vacuum cleaner.

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Or computers in general!

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If only fucking I-PODS had the product life cycle of a vacuum cleaner.

I just wish he would vaccuum my carpet. That is one hot pepaw...

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Thanks, Mrs. K!

Okie: thucshin? what's your avie?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

I love my Dyson. It was a big investment, but I did a lot of research first, and I haven't been disappointed. I've only had it for about six months, so we'll see how well it holds up. I never realized how much my dog sheds until I got that thing - it's unbelievable what it will pull out of the carpet!

NonnyMouse - mine is the pet hair version with the ball and it has a spinning brush that helps pull everything up off the floor, as well as suction that would make MK giddy.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 17, 2008 - 8:56am.
C-Word: It's probably true. Companies did all kinds of government work in addition to their regular product. I suppose if they could fashion a vac they could fashion a torpedo.
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That's true...wish I could remember the name of it...kudos to whichever company did build it as it's still going strong!

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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.

Snowpiece.. I love th way YOU say suction! that pucker of your lips.. oh my! sorry I got a dorothy from th wizard of Oz happy meal yesterday, and all I want to say is 'Oh My'

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

I love the way he says "suction"
good morning beyotches!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

I have the animal hair Dyson. It's the best vacuum evah! Growing up, we had a Kirby and I believe my dad is still using it.

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut

C-Word: It's probably true. Companies did all kinds of government work in addition to their regular product. I suppose if they could fashion a vac they could fashion a torpedo.

I bought a Dyson about a month ago and it's probably the best 500 bucks I ever spent. I'm still disgusted and amazed at the amount of dog hair it can pick up. I love it!

Submitted by Triscuit on September 17, 2008 - 8:09am.
I completely trust him as well,MK.

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Triscuit, Is that Av from the movie Clay Pigeons?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 17, 2008 - 8:35am.
I am enjoying watching Mad Men to see all the crazy 60's appliances, like the cannister vaccum with the fabric hose. Memories!
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LOL! My parents have an old metal one from the 50s that my father LOVES to tell us was made by a company that manufactured torpedoes in WWII (unsure if that's true but it is torpedo-shaped).

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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.

We have a 15 year old Hoover that still sucks. The cord has been run over a thousand times so the wires exposed and the whole cord is covered with electrical tape. I kind of wish that thing would up and die so I can get a Dyson.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

sheet, that's funny cause last month my mom finally killed a canister vac she bought in nineteen fifty nine.. seriously, fucker was older than us kids.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Vacuums suck! Ha. Seriously, nothing in the world lasts anymore; planned obsolescence. So you'll have to buy it again in a few years. I use a Bissel something or other and it works fine. I had an Oreck for a long time and that was fine too. I hate the bag concept, though, which is why I dumped the Oreck. Plus it was too hard to find the damn bags and you had to go to their store on a special mission, where they then tried to sell you another vacuum.

I am enjoying watching Mad Men to see all the crazy 60's appliances, like the cannister vaccum with the fabric hose. Memories!

I still have my granny's circa 1960's vacuum, if you can believe it. I forget the brand name, but it's a rather large, clunky metal upright with a big, ugly green bag. Let me tell you, that thing will not quit. I think the motor has been replaced once, but the stuff they make nowadays does not compare to the stuff they used to make back in the old days.

Great pick! The BEST FUCKING VACUUM I EVER OWNED.

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Oh, but I do agree that any mechanical/electronic item that is made these days are shit. why is it my grandma still uses the same damn iron/vacumn from the 60's. Is that when we started shipping our work to overseas factories? same with cars. we will spend 25-40k on a car that will work for what...maybe 4 years. fuckin' crazy