So Now He Tells Me!
Tomorrow night, I'm going to go see Harry Potter's magical peen in Equus on Broadway. Oh and the dude that's attached to it is going to do some acting too.
I'm not sure if I would've bought tickets if I read this DanRad quote first. Okay, I still would've bought tickets, but now I have to find a way to somehow slip some Viagra into his water.
DanRad admitted that his peen gets a little stage fright before it makes its entrance. He calls it the "David Effect" after David's battle with Goliath.
He said: "He (David) wasn't very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much that effect. You tighten up like a hamster."
Tighten up like a hamster? Has he been hanging around Richard Gere lately?
Dan went on to say: "The first time it happened, I turned around and went, 'You know there's a thousand people here, and I don't think even one of them would expect you to look you best in this situation.'"
Um....I expect him to! That's the reason I'm going! Harry Potter's junk should get top billing. I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. I want that shit standing proud, ready to give a fucking monoglue. Shit, I want his peen to open up its lips and address the audience.
Those of you that won't be able to see DanRad's scared turtle live, (NSFW) click here to see some pictures taken from a camera phone. I still need to see that shit for myself! If I wave at it, do you think it will wave back? For $100 a ticket, it better!
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Is this ever going to hit Canada? I mean, other than Toronto?
Cause either way it would just be out of curiosity...
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Daniel and his 19 year old peen? I clicked the link and was overwhelmed by huge cock ads, then saw Daniel's precious peen and it looked like a stumpy dwarf next to them. Seriously dude who got these pics with his camera is obsessed with huge cocks. Not that I don't like cock as much as the next woman, but the pics should have at least been in a more tasteful setting. Just as I'm sure, Daniel is saying that Equus is a tasteful play that happens to have him parading around in his birthday suit! Have fun MK, and take loads of pics for us, PLEASE!
Your face!
Can't wait for your pics! Is it wrong that I find him hot?
It doesn't take a rocket scientist. Wingwangs have self-preservation. If they're not warm and about to do happy times, they hide.
So those pictures of Harry are, um, okay for a cellphone, now on the package: big balls of howgarts, semi-trimmed bush and seems to be a "grower not a shower" tube, judges? 7.0, 8.0, 7.0, 9.0, 6.0 ...
i clicked on the link too...what a surprise...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
OH.MY.GWAD.JESUS.MARY.MOSES.AND MY BURNING BUSH!!
MK you must take pictures! I really want to go to this but no one will go with me :(
Have fun MK! I saw it last week and I enjoyed watching him naked for about 10 minutes. I was 3rd row from the stage. The play was very intense but and I enjoyed it.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Ten bucks says MK's taking binoculars.
It sounds like he might need them.LOl
If I was to be on stage in front of all those people my penis would suffer from stage fright, too.
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I'd hit it. . .
He has Gollum's body.
Take a picture! I'm coming to see it in October! his understudy best not be onstage!!! word.
Ten bucks says MK's taking binoculars.
Have fun Michael, my darlin'. You deserve it.
(But do try to stay calm because IT doesn't happen until near the end.)
I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I love what goes on inside MK's head and that I get to read about it in his fucking hilarious blog!!!
And I cannot. click. that. link.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
This is worth a late night post, MK? Really.
Holy shit! I clicked on the link and wasn't expecting that.
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She's flat and that's that!
you are MK? that is hilarious..take Pictures!!1!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
$100 dollars?! Fuck, that's alot of volcano tacos MK. His junk better wave, sing some showtunes, and serve your ass some popcorn.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
I clicked the link and... Daniel is such a good honest boy.