So Now He Tells Me!
Tomorrow night, I'm going to go see Harry Potter's magical peen in Equus on Broadway. Oh and the dude that's attached to it is going to do some acting too.
I'm not sure if I would've bought tickets if I read this DanRad quote first. Okay, I still would've bought tickets, but now I have to find a way to somehow slip some Viagra into his water.
DanRad admitted that his peen gets a little stage fright before it makes its entrance. He calls it the "David Effect" after David's battle with Goliath.
He said: "He (David) wasn't very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much that effect. You tighten up like a hamster."
Tighten up like a hamster? Has he been hanging around Richard Gere lately?
Dan went on to say: "The first time it happened, I turned around and went, 'You know there's a thousand people here, and I don't think even one of them would expect you to look you best in this situation.'"
Um....I expect him to! That's the reason I'm going! Harry Potter's junk should get top billing. I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. I want that shit standing proud, ready to give a fucking monoglue. Shit, I want his peen to open up its lips and address the audience.
Those of you that won't be able to see DanRad's scared turtle live, (NSFW) click here to see some pictures taken from a camera phone. I still need to see that shit for myself! If I wave at it, do you think it will wave back? For $100 a ticket, it better!
I heard it was cold in the theater and his peen was not all that...don;t get your hopes up too high MK!!
I saw this last year here in London...nothing to shout about really. To be honest he just looked like a little boy so it was kinda gross. He runs naked around stage for 10 minutes so there's lots of movement for those who like that sort of thing.
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Missy: It wasn't the stiffies that bothered me, it was the one relaxing on the counter that will make me unable to sleep tonight. The photoshopped celeb photos were a hoot.
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Submitted by r5bales on September 17, 2008 - 11:10am.
Words cannot describe that web site. The best I can come up with is, What the Hell?
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haha I know man!! WHOA!! I clicked on it, and I heard my boss coming and it wouldnt close!!!! omg I got so freakin nervous!! I did NOT want my boss to come up and see a bunch of stiff cocks on my 'puter!! AHH!!
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Words cannot describe that web site. The best I can come up with is, What the Hell?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by The C word on September 17, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Agree with previous posts...I have no desire to see Harry Potter's ding dong.
Agreed also. That's Harry bloody Potter and it's wrong, wrong' wrong. He's only a kid for god's sake. Step away from the boy willy, please.
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MK, I hope you're sitting in the first row. Better bring your binoculars too. Looks like DanRad has pretty tiny meat there, hahaha!! Details, we need details on the Hairy Potter's peen!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on September 17, 2008 - 5:18am.
It looks like it could grow to a decent piece of sizemeat - assuming the photo is real(which is always doubtful).......
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An earlier poster who saw the show did claim he had low-hangers...which I noticed in the picture;)
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You know...I NEVER thought I would say this...but after clicking on that (NSFW) link...I gotta say...
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR ALL THAT DICK!"
Agree with previous posts...I have no desire to see Harry Potter's ding dong.
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omg! I can never come back from seeing Harry Potter naked.... that being said, I was pretty impressed!
his nips are as big as his google eyes
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
He is hot but for my man boy I would still rather do Shia!Someone please find pics of Shias peen!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Pasty white, black body hair, a face only a mother owl could love. No, thanks, peen or not.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Dear Daniel,
Thin that shit out!
Am i the only one looking for Chris Hansen to walk through the door after seeing that? I watched him at 10 years old doing David Copperfield!!!! I'm dirty now!!! Too early!!!! Damn you M.K.!!!!!!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
stupid internet at work -- sorry for the double post.
sounds like you're looking for your big break on broadway.
fishing for an offer to fluff the base of his christmas tree stump now are you??
I've got 10th row tix next Weds. Hmmm, wonder what Richard Griffiths looks like nude? Just askin'.
It's kinda scary that I find him so hot. Sheesh, Im old enough to be his Mother, or at least his hot older Auntie.
Wow, I haven't seen that many penises so early on a Wednesday morning since my early 20's! Talk about hump day!!!!!
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He said: "He (David) wasn't very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much that effect. You tighten up like a hamster."
Is he stupid?! David's peen wasn't big in the statue because Michelangelo didn't want it to be a focal point. Or did he have some magical film of the whole David/Goliath event?
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Submitted by minnow on September 17, 2008 - 12:21am.
100 bucks is a pretty good deal. I paid $100 to see Elton John in concert but he kept his clothes on.
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It looks like it could grow to a decent piece of sizemeat - assuming the photo is real(which is always doubtful).......
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Harry Potter must have all sorts of them std's
I like dick, but there's just too much of it on that page, man! My eyes.
he looks so handsome ! I like him! I once saw this guy's personal ad from Richromances.com. You are no long a single already. Are you looking for only pals over there?
Just say no to the worm peen.
Euphoria that creepy worm peen is giving me weird nightmare flashbacks. All I wanted to see was Daniel's beautiful peen and all I got were god awful scary cocks!
Your face!
I must have been a homosexual male in a past life. Clicked on the Cruz site and stared at penisii for 10 minutes! Fascinating...
Most fun I have had since Full Frontal Fridays last Friday...LOL.
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Thanks, Mrs. K!
Submitted by TT99 on September 16, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Okay I just re-checked my balance, officially it's $8.49, since paying Mr. Ling in 4C for my movie, "The Darker Shade Of Palin." But I could still bail you out, MK!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Isn't it obvious that he's so very proud of his black swirly hairy patch. That shit is rising from his pants like a black phoenix. Or a fishing lure.
100 bucks is a pretty good deal. I paid $100 to see Elton John in concert but he kept his clothes on.
MK........ give us all the details!!! And have a ball (pun intended)!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I assure you MK, hamsters get very tense when startled. They stiffen up and their little feets stick out and their eyes bug at you.
Great, now I'm thinking of penii doing the same thing. Then again hamsters are a lot happier to see crowds. They start sniffing and chewing and waiting for treats... wait, I just described a penis again.
Okay, MK, I don't think I've ever spoke to you directly in any of my comments, but, this instance warrants it. You did the whole live blogging for the VMA's, but that was like the lamest VMA's of the world, like only 10 year olds gave a shit. You need to do a live "Peen Watch." at Equus. I don't care if you get arrested, us Sluts will bail you out. I got like $27 in my pocket right now. Plus another $13 in the bank, Plus a button and some lint.
Dude, My number is 917-555-1234. Just call me, I swear, I'll pick up, I won't be drunk or anything. The judge will love my outfit.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 10:59pm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I don't like wormy peen. Give me a little girth, for fark's sake!
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Especially not all up in my face like that! Yeesh!
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Hola PSL. I hope you are doing well this evening. My buzz is wearing off and I'm going to bed with Hairy Potter Peen dreams. Goodnight all.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 10:59pm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I don't like wormy peen. Give me a little girth, for fark's sake!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 10:54pm.
His peen picture wasn't bad...it wasn't disturbing like that long worm peen at the top of the page of the linked website.
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For reals! Eeeep!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Manimal! HAHA
Hey DeeDee!
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
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I live in NJ, I see more than enough dicks on the Parkway every day.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Can albinos grow trail hair that dark?...and thick?
LMAO! Half-hard prince!
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His peen picture wasn't bad...it wasn't disturbing like that long worm peen at the top of the page of the linked website. It looks like something you would fish with!
Submitted by riverchic on September 16, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Don't really care to look myself but are we talking Hairy Potter and the Half-hard Prince?
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He's a hot man boy. I'd hit it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I saw the show... as a Gay man I can honestly say.... I don't care about the size of his endowment... the kid is an actor and will be one of the greatest actors ever to grace the stage.
Oh... by the way... low hangers. YUM!!!
yeah, THAT'S what is called Daniel.
heehee
"Like a frightened turtle!"
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Daniel, please - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD wax that shit!