Meeeeowwww!
I don't think Jocelyn Wildenstein was what her boyfriend had in mind when he posted a personal ad that read, "man seeking sexy cougar." He got a cougar alright, a fucking real live one.
The stunning Jocelyn and her longtime boyfriend Lloyd Klein, who is legally blind (I'm joking), had lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by "lunch" I mean liquid lunch, because she can only open her mouth wide enough to barely stick a straw in.
I fear for Jocelyn. She lives in Beverly Hills where Sharon Stone also resides...... For Jocelyn's sake, I hope she never runs into the evil Cruella de Stone! Jocelyn would be slung over Sharon's shoulder before you could say "karma."
P.S. - Does anybody know if Jocelyn was in Pennsylvania recently? Maybe that poor lady wasn't sprayed by a skunk. Maybe she was sprayed by a Wildenstein!
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Just NASTY! UGH
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Sit yo ass down!
i feel sorry for her..., there's nothing she can do about it anymore. at least she has a partner.
bitch was actually hot before she got the work done.
Why, why, why would anyone do this to their face?! Seriously, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
What does she see when she looks in a mirror? Does she see how truly ugly and deformed she is? Or does she THINK she looks like a supermodel?
And can someone tell me why her face is so fucking big? Did she ask for xxxxxxxxx-large chin and cheek implants? Or is her face hugely distorted from the multiple cosmetic surgeries?
And how in hell does she get someone to sleep with her? Oh god, she makes me actually feel ill.
Please censor that pic!!!!!
It should be like forbidden for less than 16 yo.
Doing my best C3PO "OH HOW HORRID!". That aside, this woman is nearly 70. She would have been far better off letting nature takes its course than the butcher knife taking its slice of life.
God, she's a horror. Love u MK!
Its a sin to look like that
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NUH -UH!!!!! She got a man and I DON'T!??? Oh helllll noooo!!! And I bet thats cat nip in her Mojito, not mint leaves.
UGH. I need a new life.
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Fucking scary...
Im scared. Someone hold me.
her face makes me want to vomit.
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Why is it wrong for doctors to do as much plastic surgery as she wants? She's an adult with the money to pay for it, and she wants it done. Unless they can prove her mentally incompetent, and she's not harming anyone, she's entitled to do what she wants to her body.
People do all kinds of things to their bodies and we condone it: How big should we "allow" breast implants to be? Should we "allow" circumcision? Should we allow women to prevent pregnancy? I don't see how this is different.
Boooo!
Sweet Jesus, After looking at "this" I scrolled down and Lindsey looked positively beautiful. Which really grossed me out.
"pfffffft"
SHE GETS LAID?!?
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Submitted by Mick on September 17, 2008 - 7:39am.
Um, that's pretty offensive.
I don't think the guy with her has much 'credibility', do you?
I think this old cougar plastic surgery freak and Wacko Jacko would be a match made in heav....er....hell, ahaha!! I wonder if their plastic surgeons were ever proud of the work they done on these two bizarros. Sadness.
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How can anyone stand to eat lunch with her? She needs a facial prosthetic like Tommy Girl had in Vanilla Sky.
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What insane greedy doctor is operating on this mental case? She needs a lobotomy before anything else.
She looks like a scared developmentally delayed tiger.
OH MY LANTA! This is insane what a crack nut I can see why she's drinking a mojito homegirl is an alki just to face the world looking like an inbred tiger.
Wow that's one ugly chick,I almost lost my breakfast
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wildenstein has reportedly spent £2,000,000 ($4,000,000) on cosmetic surgery over the years...
this could win stupidest bitch ever award!
people starve and she wastes money to look like shit!
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ROFLMAO!!
This is what lengths chicks will go to in order to get some peen-eye!
I say it again - shit like this is why chicks have no credibility and why they will never be "equal" to dudes....
Jocelyn - You go girl!
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Damn, double bag her! As men would say, you'd need two bags over her head while banging her, just incase one falls off !!
They should replace the MGM lion with her at the beginning of horror movies.
I have a sudden urge to watch The Lion King...
she is scary!I hate the pictures like that!some friends are busy discussing the scary things at "richromances.com".
see Megan Fox going lesbian at www.entertainroom.com
She gives burn victims self confidence.
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Howard the duck is all i'm saying!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The outline of her lips just totally gave me deja-vu. Now I can't stop thinking about Tara Reid's nipples. Thanks a LOT, MK!
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Is it wrong that I a more creeped out by her wrinkly old lady cleavage than I am her actual face?
empress of cat ladies...she always reminds me of that creepy series from way back -- about that king of cat people guy or whatever he was living under NYC, and that chick who fell in love with him. That show always gave me the heebies because it appeared to be serving up the fantasy of many in its target demographic: women wanting to get it on with a cat, or their cats...ew, too many cat references tonight.
Submitted by shandi on September 16, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Has anyone actually seen or heard an interview with her?
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I thought I heard a clip, but it turned out to be a commercial for Meow Mix. meow meow meow meow, etc.
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She should have had Lasik before she had any plastic surgery done.
Has anyone actually seen or heard an interview with her? I mean, is she actually HAPPY with the way she looks? Doesn't she realize how revolting she appears to others?
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Plastic surgeons need to say no to these kind of people, but money is too important to them.
I agree, as others have mentioned, the medical personnel responsible for this should be investigated by the medical board and have their license to practice revoke! This is beyond the pale and is in complete disregard of medical ethics and appropriate practice.
Seriously! Why didn't this woman just order one of these or at least use them as a guide for her dumbass plastic surgeon???
http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/index.htm
He/she/they...the person/people responsible for this hot mess should be stripped of his/her license!
I bet she dribbles when she drinks from a straw because you know she can't feel her damn lips!
Holy Cougar Shit! Just when I think this woman cannot possibly look more grotesque or plastique, she pushes the scalpel a little further! Hey, I'm a "cougar" I guess, since my man is twelve years younger than me, but he would NOT have wanted HIS cougar to look like something out of Siegfried and Roy! GAWD!
How does this scary bitch find anyone willing to fuck her??? Why hasn't someone put her in a horror movie or better yet put her out of her misery, she looks very pained, oh great now I'm afraid to go to sleep that mug is keeping me up tonight.
Do you think she can actually close her eyes when she goes to sleep?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 16, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Her hair is the least on her problems.
Yikes. She looks like Nip Tuck gone awry.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm probably the only person on the planet who noticed that her hair is a mess.
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Someone hold me. I'm scared!!
That broad is scary!
How does she have the nerve to even go out in public?
So...her skin is pretty smooth for sixty-six. Or human skin in general.
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it´s been killing me, but i finally remember who else´s got a chin just like that: heidi montag.
maybe they 'bought' it from the same person (who i highly doubt is a real doctor. real doctors don´t do that to other people´s faces)
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