Fugly Lipstick Alert!
If you're a lipstick lesbo, shouldn't you always wear a hot shade of lipstick? That paint color on HoHan's lips should be illegal. It looks like she gave a sloppy blowjob to a Pepto-Bismol bottle. I mean, she eats pussy with that nasty lip color on? For shame!
Anylezzie, HoHan wore an unfortunate shade of lipstick to the "Ugly Betty" premiere party in NYC last night. She only has a couple of days left on the set. How do I know this? Bitch blogged about it, because that's her thing now. Here's what she wrote:
first off-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!!! (it was yesterday but i didn't have time to post a blog)2 days left of my shoot on Ugly Betty-I am quite sad to have to leave the wonderful cast and crew behind. it's always sad to leave people that you get close to..it's been such a delight to be a part of this show!!-My sister, Aliana is visiting me on set today and i loooove having her around... she makes me smile, just like another certain someone :)
love you baby xoxo
MUMMY? That's funny, because White Oprah does look like a fucking haggard mummy who has been left out in the sun. And why is HoHan always so coy about SamRo? We know they're grinding 'ginas! She doesn't have to come out and say it, but we know who that "certain someone" is. We all know!
Wenn
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Submitted by Triscuit on September 16, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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Well I am tired.*duh,wine!* and HE told me to have both my kids rooms spot~less or get out by Friday.
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What the hell?! That ain't right!
Two cents. From me - to you:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I take it back, she looks kinda pretty, but her lipstick looks like caca
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
she needs to lay off the muffins and eat a sandwich.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 16, 2008 - 2:22pm.
So that's what Lipstick on a Pig looks like
LOL!
Submitted by Triscuit on September 16, 2008 - 6:14pm.
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Can you leave? Do you want to leave?
Everything about her is an unfortunate shade.
I wore that shade of lipstick like every day, 1984-1986. And matte like that, too.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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Well I am tired.*duh,wine!* and HE told me to have both my kids rooms spot~less or get out by Friday.SSOOO>>>No meeting for me tonight.Unless I can find somewhere to live,now.*YEAH for me*sarcasm.:/
She looks healthier and happier than she had for a long time; that's all that matters.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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Hey Ma...strugglin'.
THIS asshole I live with is making matters reaaallly hard.
I drank some wine today(boo for me)but I can't expect to be well in a fucking week,ya know?
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I live with an asshole too so I know the feeling. One good thing about the wagon, you can always hop back on.
When's your next meeting?
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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Hey Ma...strugglin'.
THIS asshole I live with is making matters reaaallly hard.
I drank some wine today(boo for me)but I can't expect to be well in a fucking week,ya know?
Hohan looks like a chicken with cholera.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
TRISCUIT!!
How are you, girrrrl?
It's probably the same color as Sam's twat.
Other than bumpin' 'ginas w/a chick/dude...why is she relevant?
Really?
When she was fucking every other Dude she was all over the papers/internet.
Now she fucks a chick and same thing.
WHY?!?!
I fuck no body but live w/ a man!!!!
Hurry up,put my shit in the news!!!!
I swear these celebrities wear the fugliest shite (ie. KatieBot with pegged jeans) just to see if they can get away with it, and to see if the masses adopt it.
Well i've never been close enough to smell her, (unfortunately) and probably never will be :(
But I do agree that the British accent thing is nutso. I mean look at Sarah Palin. She talks like a rube and could be vice president.
I mean, in junior high, I was in a play and put on a british accent, to be funnier. It was funny. Now Lohan is funny too. --> Again, :(
And now i'll imitate a really obscure reggae song.
"Say What!?"
eww..Bitch needs to wax her temples!
EMBRACE THE GINGE!!!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Oil of Olay Batman. Lindsay is stuck in Autumn and getting oranger and oranger. She needs that color book like no one else.
The poster child for UPWARD FAILURE.
She often looks very "1960's" to me - think Sharon Tate in "Valley of the Dolls". All she needs is white eyeliner and a white headband to be totally groovy baby!
I will say my aging is like hers, the forehead, the neck, under the eyes. But I'm 36, so I don't know if that's good for me, or bad for her, or somewhere in between.
Submitted by nebajnim on September 16, 2008 - 5:29pm.
If you put bad lipstick on girl as hot as LL, she is still hot.
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If you put bad lipstick on a smelly ho, she's still a smelly ho in bad lipstick.
First Madonna had the British accent, then Brit Brit and now Hohan. Who's next?
I love her (hint hint bitches) and I think she looks like boiled shit with that lipstick on.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
And her head IS getting a little biggish over there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by nebajnim on September 16, 2008 - 5:29pm.
If you put bad lipstick on girl as hot as LL, she is still hot.
Get over it, haters.
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Ha! Not. ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I totally had that lipstick in 1989. I have the pics to prove it. *sigh*
That lipstick shade was in back in 1987!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I think she's a pretty girl.
Bring it on, I can take it.
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When she's healthy, I think she's gorgeous.
You ladies (MK included) will never realize the maxim learned in kindergarden:
When you're hot you're hot,
When you're not you're not.
(When you sit on the pot,
you gotta give it all you got.)
So ugly women, give it up. (the fight)
This is the gist of a maxim brought into the media's eye by another fan favorite:
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.
The reverse is also true:
If you put bad lipstick on girl as hot as LL, she is still hot.
Get over it, haters.
Mummy? That's funny. She's from fucking Long Island. You know she called White Oprah "Mom" or "Ma" her whole damn life. I can't take it. Why does everybody have to pretend to be British?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Hah, shows how much you know MK. That 'certain someone' she is referring to is me!
Okay, that was lame.
Man she looks anorexic again, I hope this time around, it kills her.
I love Ugly Betty but I wont watch this bitch...ever!
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
AWWWWW precious ano & blow just like old times
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
i hate her less now that she's seemingless gotten her shit together and grown up a bit, but she still looks like a dirty brick with flat hair.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
So that's what Lipstick on a Pig looks like.
She actually had to become a lesbian to get attention, she is nothin but a skank to me now....And samantha ronson are you fucking kidding me?? she looks like a 12 yr. old fucking boy...This bitch is crazy if she thinks shes ever gonna be any kind of star again in Hollywood then she is DEAD wrong...
@islandgirl:
Was that, like, "no" that you couldn't even spit out for the fugliness of it?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 4:03pm.
I don't get how she can be so out of it. Seriously, is it that hard to know what colours work on you and which ones you should never ever wear? It's not really. Isn't that what High School is all about? Wait - did she not go? Mebbe that's why.
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GIRL! Bitch doesn't even know her own SEASON!!!
Someone post that Season book MK posted on Saturday (maybe that would be a GREAT gayelle wedding pressie?)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
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so sad when you all of a sudden have no career and have to take to blogging to get noticed...attention hungry ho...just like the rest of her fuckin' family...
i can't wait to see her part on Ugly Betty...she will just "act" like she always does, like a monotone raspy voiced Lindsay trying to be an actor (think Georgia Rule, Mean Girls, Freaky Friday...all different roles but with the same lame delivery of scripted words...NOT ACTING!!!!!!!!!)
It looks like she rubbed one of those candy robin's eggs you get at Easter on her mouth. I used to do that when I was little. Funny, I did that at the age of 7 because I KNEW the color would look ridiculous.
I see LiLoRo the ho is trying to hold it together long enough to get a million dollar payout from some mag for pics of her gayelle wedding of the century. The girl still has ambition, misguided as it may be.
Wow, a "lipstick" lesbo with the wrong shade of lipstick.
I wore that same shade back in the 80's. It was awful then and hasn't gotten any better in 20 years. She looks rough.
Oxycontin, blow and grey goose diet.
Clean and sober my ass...Sam is on the same diet.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
too skinny and looking about as old as ali and white oprah...all those lohan broads look about the same age...and that is not a compliment to any of them...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
She sure is looking ano again
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I remember when that lipstick color used to popular - when I was FIVE.
Fucking eh, bitch needs a stylist and needs to either tone up her body or gain a little more meat. She looks haggard and horrible.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
FUGly indeed. Gross. Those lips made me wanna throw up
And her blogging further proves my comment from earlier. Celebs are too fucking full of themselves. What makes Lindsay Lohan think we care about what she has to say in her stupid blog?
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