Fugly Lipstick Alert!
If you're a lipstick lesbo, shouldn't you always wear a hot shade of lipstick? That paint color on HoHan's lips should be illegal. It looks like she gave a sloppy blowjob to a Pepto-Bismol bottle. I mean, she eats pussy with that nasty lip color on? For shame!
Anylezzie, HoHan wore an unfortunate shade of lipstick to the "Ugly Betty" premiere party in NYC last night. She only has a couple of days left on the set. How do I know this? Bitch blogged about it, because that's her thing now. Here's what she wrote:
first off-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!!! (it was yesterday but i didn't have time to post a blog)2 days left of my shoot on Ugly Betty-I am quite sad to have to leave the wonderful cast and crew behind. it's always sad to leave people that you get close to..it's been such a delight to be a part of this show!!-My sister, Aliana is visiting me on set today and i loooove having her around... she makes me smile, just like another certain someone :)
love you baby xoxo
MUMMY? That's funny, because White Oprah does look like a fucking haggard mummy who has been left out in the sun. And why is HoHan always so coy about SamRo? We know they're grinding 'ginas! She doesn't have to come out and say it, but we know who that "certain someone" is. We all know!
Wenn
Lindsey always looks like a mortician just fixed her up for an open casket; the best he could do.
Take a good look at what coke does to people! Glad I'm a pot head.
she looks and sounds soooo much better. SamRo must have magic pussy.
she's gone from 45 to 30. Now if we could get the pretty red hair back and a trim.
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She needs a hair cut really bad. Other then that I dont give a shit.
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That color is known as "80's gingy" - a lot of gingers love that color, especially in the 80's.
This must be her only lipstick, because this is all bitch ever wears! When Revlon Frosty Flamingo is your signature shade, it's time for a makeover. I can't stand it when bitches wear peach blush and Barbie vomit on their lips. She should go for something more orangey.
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I think the lipstick is ugly but she looks beautiful and happy.Her eyes are gorgeous!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks Very pretty, but her lipstick looks like Huumm
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her her eyes are so beautiful.She is such a popular blogger at Richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created. awesome!!
Other than to hold hands in public and one little neck thing, there is no sexual tension between Lindsay and Samantha. I do not now or ever have believed that they are together as a couple other than a couple of best friends. I believe that SamRo is the only person within her nearest and dearest that she can actually trust. Think the whole gayelle thing is one big staging...
And that lipstick is absurd.
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I think she really does clean up nicely (hooray for makeup!) and her her eyes are beautiful.
Samantha apparently was just what the doctor ordered, because homegirl never looked this good before her.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 16, 2008 - 10:47pm.
" she is the oldest looking 22 year old I've ever seen "
Nah, that would be Megan Fox.
They're both pretty in a haggard skank kind of way.
ugly lipstick, yes. But she looks so pretty when she is sober/not hungover! She should try doing it more than once a year
...she's still too scrawny of course, but one step at a time
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I think she is pretty for an average girl. She is just so average - there is nothing about her that's compelling except for her ability to stay in the media which, I discovered, has everything to do with posters. She's a poster girl:
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/lindsay-lohan/LindsayLohan1024_2.jpg
http://www.beautyhobby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lindsay_lohan_brea...
http://wallpapers.oneindia.in/d/117813-2/lindsay-lohan03.JPG
She got a hot body and she always looks sexed up.
Haha! This one's funnay:)
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/catdirt/lindsay_lohan_jeremy_piven...
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Pearl, she is the oldest looking 22 year old I've ever seen. I agree, she could have been breathtakingly beautiful, had she taken care of herself. We'll see what happens in the future....
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I thought she was a very pretty girl back when Mean Girls came out. She's fried her skin so badly. I was hoping she'd be the next Julianne Moore. If she didn't have such tragic excuses for parents, she may have stood a chance at preserving her looks and developing her acting skills.
I think she is a very, very pretty girl. I think she's had a little work done on her nose in the past year- it seems more pointy/delicate than it was..
I like her skinny, but this is on the verge of too skinny for me....she needs a few lbs back.
I don't think she ever stopped partying.
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I'd still totally motorboat them, just at a lower altitude.
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jeeeeeeezus... her face is BUSTED. Yes, I know this isn't news, but even her nose -- when'd she step into the ring and get it punched in on the side??
so yeah, the lipstick is the least of her problems.
In the sixth thumbnail, her tits are already to her waist!
I had that same lipstick shade in a play make-up kit when I was a little girl. I rocked it with some powder-blue eyeshadow. Never too young for style...
Lohan looks like a saggy scarecrow in these pics. Lovely eyes though.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Her tittays are going to be down around her knees before she's 30 if she doesn't start wearing a bra. And beside the unfortunate color she picked from the Crayola box to put on her lips, she colored WAY outside the line! (Look at bottom lip!)
What is with her & not wearing a bra? I mean, really...
I used to make fun of a girl in high school who wore that exact same shade of lipstick. It was awful in 1990 & it's awful now. Ugh.
I like how she refers to her ho-bag sister as "Aliana", not Ali. Bitch, please!
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she looks weird...her face..what did she do? Her lips? Her eyes look strange...did she have her lids done?
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LOL the Wilderstein wilderbeest has on the same lipstick in the pic above....
fug!
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that lipstick reminds of wet n wild brand circa 1988
Submitted by PinkPostIt on September 16, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Pig.
You know, you can put lipstick on a pig...it's still...oh forget it.
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I saw she has a personal blog on "^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^", a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine.
Pig.
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I've seen more attractive legs on a chicken. she seriously needs some luberdirm.
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Linds is too thin; I think her anorexia has returned. She just switched addictions.
i´m curious, here. this question goes to those who have tried coke. doesn´t it hurt up in the nose??? or burns????
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Submitted by suze on September 16, 2008 - 9:12pm.
i thought sam was a "great influence" in her life... tsc, tsc, tsc
**whatever**
She is just not attractive IMO
I agree 100% with everyone on the ano theory. Whether it is starvation or coke use, the result is bobble-head. Not her best look. I also think she is very pretty when she isn't looking all pissed off and mad at the world, or fucked up drunk/loaded.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 8:04pm.
is it me or she´s losing weight, again?
Yes, she's doing coke again.
I'm bored with you now.
is it me or she´s losing weight, again?
**whatever**
Well, in the spirit of trying to say something nice- she is looking less old these days. She is looking her age here.
"Those aren't my pants" and "the black kid did it" ruined her credibility as a human being, on the permanent basis for me, though.
That color doesn't look good on anyone in any time period. It looks like she got her makeup done professionally too so it's even more strange looking.
How old are you, Triscuit?
she also has enough hair on her forehead to make herself another "pony mane." Damn, shes hairy...
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on September 16, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Triscuit!
I love you bitch! WTF? tell him to take a fucking hike. Damn. You know you have us DListed sluts here for you~
xoxoxox,
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Lindsay has beautiful eyes. That is all.
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And I am fucking HOT!I really am!!!!
I am 100%Italian,green eyes 128lbs.5'4"
Really.That fat ass asshole should be fucking happy and proud to be w/me.Dumb fucking Polish ass.(no offense to Polish people.)
girl_cheese, I have a theory on why some bi/lez girls dress down.
I think that it is really hard, unless you are in an environment designed for hooking up, for the not straight girls (and guys) to know who is on their team and who isn't, and a sort of uniform formed out of that. It's hard to tell when a girl is just flirty by nature or trying to actually flirt with you, but if she is wearing a flannel and her wallet on a chain, there is no doubt that she is flirting. I don't know if that is true or even makes sense, but that is just my experience where I can't tell if someone is just playful or really interested, and I was too scared to go for it and I thought, man, if I was into diesels this would be so much easier.
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I love you bitch! WTF? tell him to take a fucking hike. Damn. You know you have us DListed sluts here for you~
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When I used to wish upon a star, I'd wish that the Fab 5 would do a show called Queer Eye for the Not-Straight Girl. Some of us can be kinda like straight guys. We could use a little help. This lipstick is definitely a sign. Who the H thought that was a good idea?
She is pretty but she **seriously** needs to gain some serious weight, seriously.
She looks like shit and I think Sam writes those blogs for her.
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