Eva Mendes Has A Lot To Be Proud Of
Eva Mendes has accomplished a lot in life. I'm not talking about all the movies she's been in or all the "most sexiest" lists she's been on, I'm talking about the fact that she's fucked in all 50 states.
Eva said: "I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger." She said she had the best sex in Arizona and Colorado. "Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky... whatever it was, it was really, really good.” And what about the worst? She said Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state." Levi Johnston, put your hand down! You're not available.
Many of us haven't even been to all 50 states, let alone done sexy times in it. Eva is a true American hero! I'm sure her parents have a bumper sticker that reads: "My daughter got fucked in all 50 states. Yee-haw!" My parents would!
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I dislike her. She always says the dumbest things. Plus, she totally isn't my type in the hotness depo.
I've got quite a collection of state-shaped magnets on my fridge.
Not all 50.
I'm so ashamed.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
hee hee hee
girl on girl sex
*blushing*
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 4:41pm.
I've masturbated in every department at Super Wal-mart. The best was in produce.
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LOL!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 16, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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NO. The Sit and Spin? Total misnomer.
Don't be such a fucking hooker, Eva. And while we're at it, I'm tired of looking at your overdone ass shopping all the time.
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This is an even bigger accomplishment than the fact that she's an actress...wait, is she even an actress really? I've only seen her in Hitch and some rap video on youtube once. Do those two things even count? Oh and I saw her on a French show and her boobies were poppin' out...so it was more like her boobies were on display, not really her because she wasn't even that good at talking...(and part of acting is actually talking anyway...method acting be damned!)...
Your face!
Mrs K.,
Oh god. In 5 years she will be doing porn. If you have the chops to sell movies, you don't have to play the "I am a naughty girl! I sleep with other girls" card. (Lindsay, Angelina, Megan)
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
I've vomited over all the 50 states and most of Canada.
(I used Rand McNally map for a puke bucket during a road trip).
Does that count for something.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 3:41pm.
I've masturbated in every department at Super Wal-mart. The best was in produce.
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What, not the toy department!?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
How nice for her. When her next shitty movie comes out, maybe she'll talk about the largest cocks she's ever had.
Never liked Eva Mendez, but MK forgot to add that Eva had sex in 50 states with her husband. Boring.
sorry, typo (and I'm not keeping it!)
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I thought she said she had a "thing for" a female stripper. i don't think the chic was interested.
Man, where is my ride? I'm ready to get OUT of here.
She sounds like she's trying to out-skank Megan Fox. Some people should really keep things to themselves...
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I've masturbated in every department at Super Wal-mart. The best was in produce.
Clarisse, speaking of Megan Fox, here's the latest from US Weekly
Megan Fox: I Had a Fling With a Female Stripper
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/megan-fox-i-had-a-fling-with-a-female-str...
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
These people may as well say," I grow harmful bacteria that has been transmitted sexualy from my previous partners in my vagina and I should get a nifty pap smear to test that cells from the HPV virus have not turned into cancer."
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Ha, it was probably a family trip, too.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 16, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Eggs-actly, Salem. And Ms. Mendes just happens to have a new movie out...The Women.
What a coincidence, no?
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
She a liar face! ha ha ha
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Salem13,
When you have nothing to sell but your looks, you gotta keep throwing the sex card. Like that Megan Fox bitch.
The actors you mentioned actually have talent and let their work speak for them.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
I've had sex 50 times in one state. Does that count?
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:31pm.
maybe she would be cool if she fucked 50 men in just one state in one hour or something fancy like that?
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You mean that's NOT what she meant? She dragged one man cross country fucked him 50 times and didn't get sick of him by Wyoming?
New town, new man. That's my motto.
Eva should not speak unless she has a script in front of her.
whateverrrr I am so hot I did it at the Four Corners. YEAH four states at once bitch.
No, I didn't. :(
Why do celebrities feel the need to talk about sex? We don't care.
But then again when you don't have any substance you have to fall back on sex and take sexy pictures. You never hear Viggo, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Christian, Daniel Day, Meryl ect. talking like that, but then again these are talented actors.
Well now. That sounded like a guantlet hitting the ground.
Canada has... 10 provinces and three territories. It's just that they're so damned BIG.
I cannot compete with that.
~What about 'not blessed are the meek',how about if the big scaly
monsters shall doubtless inherit the earth unless something awful
happens with the temperature.
lolo, i will be sharing willie times with you
OH CRAP THATS A THURSDAY!
harumph :(
ONT: sick sickly - youfunny :)
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maybe she would be cool if she fucked 50 men in just one state in one hour or something fancy like that?
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I read somewhere celebrities are the most ego-centric, full of shit people on the planet who are completely in love with themselves.
Eva forgot to mention on the road trip, her lover was Mr. Dildo.
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"You've been fucked in every state?! Impressive! Even Rhode Island?"
"Um I forgot about Rhode Island, so I guess only 49 states."
"Delaware?"
"Shit."
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People are crazy and times are strange.
WTF ever! Usually she does not irritate me so I'll just tell myself this was taken out of context and drive on.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
if ya gotta talk about it, then you aren't hot.
sorry.
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Now there is a true patriot!
Eva Mendes, I salute you!
*humming America The Beautiful*
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Now THAT'S something to be proud of. Not.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
and I care because.....
shut up.
however I'm a lady who would take Eva to do sexy times in Alaska or any other state, bitch is HWAT!
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Cross Cuntry tour!
What a mindless irrelevant comment.
The more these assholes talk the dumber they seem.
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EYE ROLL!
No seriously Eye Roll the the Dlister...Honey you take it from here. Just tell her why its stupid.
gawwwwwwwwww
I fell like all these hollywood bitches are like, "look at me! Look at me! I have bagina in my pants durrrrr wanna fuck?"
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