Eva Mendes Has A Lot To Be Proud Of

Wow, these 'Hollyweird' bitches are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel these days. I am SO SICK of them constantly talking about their sex life and how much they love sex and how many times they had sex and that they like other girls. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You homely, untalented hoes are supposed to be actors, do your job and shut up. The problem is that none of these hoes are talented so they have to make up for it by being total fuckin skanks. How unappealing can these girls get, the more they talk the less I listen and the less I like them. I will never suffer thru another one of her whorrid movies again. Dumb bitch, get a grip.

'Beepers start to flash 818, 213, 313, B.I.G.'- Notorious B.I.G

_Submitted by colinhu on September 17, 2008 - 4:30am.
Euphoria, I like her too!She is a classy and beautiful lady~~~I once saw her presonal ad at a celeb site named Billionairepal.com where many beautiful people look for fun. Congratulations on becoming a mom~~

WHAT? ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
HA! so nutty!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 16, 2008 - 9:00pm.

She got the idea from George Bush. He's been fucking everyone in 50 states for 8 years now.
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AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

She is a very pretty woman,but the 50 states thing is skanky.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

^^^^^^^^^^^She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Euphoria, I like her too!She is a classy and beautiful lady~~~I once saw her presonal ad at a celeb site named Billionairepal.com where many beautiful people look for fun. Congratulations on becoming a mom~~

Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 16, 2008 - 11:00pm.
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LOL! ☺

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 16, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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Damn, it sounds like the ONLY really nice celeb out there is THE Johnny Depp. ♥ ♥ ♥ Guess I'm not really that surprised. :c(

Euphoria, I like her too, but I have heard she is a nasty person. She was revealed for some BI's on crazydaysnadnights........

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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
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She got the idea from George Bush. He's been fucking everyone in 50 states for 8 years now.

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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.

I can't hate on Eva...there's something about her that I like. Me and my s/o are working on the 50 states thing, too. We're about halfway there!

She's pretty, but she her acting in "Ghostrider" SUCKED!!!

I have NEVER seen a picture of her without that look on her face.

Enough said.

She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there.

I've fucked 50 times in a drunken state.

"My daughter got fucked in all 50 states. Yee-haw!" My parents would!

LMMFAO

for the record shes a nice looking lady. =)

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

I don't think she's pretty at all. She's just average. Nothing wrong with that, just nothing spectacular.

Everyone is so fing hot over this women and truth of the matter she is just the average good looking Latina. Shit I have seen so many hot Latinas at college that would put this women to shame. She doesn't do shit for me and most other guys. I'm a real lover of latin women and on a scale of 1-10 she is a five. On my recent trip to Mexico City I saw more hot women on the freaking subway.

Yay Eva, you're a slut! Congratulations! Someone get the girl a paper bag for her head--I find her face to be thoroughly unattractive. Just looking at her makes me vomit.

Where'd her other boob go? Did it decide to take a nap? I mean, I knows they settle, but there's no evidence of its recent presence where it belongs...Hmmmm....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

And her parents wondered why she and her brother in the back seat didn't keep saying "are we there yet?"

Submitted by Rockwell on September 16, 2008 - 7:08pm.

Yeah, what is it with the constant "playing the sex card"? Does it really make them any sexier? If Eva Mendez said or did things that were more intelligent or relevant, her lack of talent wouldn't be so obvious.

For example, I don't think Drew Barrymore's the greatest actress in the world and she often comes across as ditzy. But she was smart enough to turn her life around, pick roles she's capable of, and have her film company produce movies like Donnie Darko.

Then again, if every actress was productive to society, we'd have no one to make fun of.

Stop raggin on Eva. she is steamin hot!!
Let her "say what she needs to say"
She's my GIRL CRUSH!!!!!!!
Angelina who???

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Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out.

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Typical Hollywood twat. Because she has nothing intelligent or interesting to say and no acting talent, she's gotta keep playing the sex card to get press. Of course she posed nude recently for the cause-du-jour PETA, like so many whores before her. "Oooh, everyone will make a big deal over me if I stick my fat, bare ass in the camera. I'm so hot. Everyone wants to f*ck me. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

The only consistent thing she does is appear in one shit-tastic movie after another. In a couple of years, there will be three more inane twats to take her place after she's put out to pasture.

Real actresses (Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett) will never have to resort to pathetic/idiotic tactics for press. OH YEAH, they aren't media whores because they have actual talent.

Ugh. The last time she made a "statement", I think it was about how she got drunk right before a sex scene. Eva gets enough press already. Like so many other celebrities, she doesn't need to make these stupid comments. Yes, you're sexy. We get it. Move on.

Clarisse, speaking of Megan Fox, here's the latest from US Weekly

Megan Fox: I Had a Fling With a Female Stripper

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So, when can we expect that skank to get a few more lame "ohh I'm sooo deep" tats and wear vials of blood around her neck

Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

oh, by the way MK- "Most Sexiest"?!

regular allison Janney in Drop Dead Gorgeous (love that film)
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Wow, what a thing to brag about. Impressive, I guess. Whatever.

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Damm I only done the nasty in 4 states....46 to go!

Eva my love...DRAFT ME for the 5yr.anniversary re-do!!! Better yet...I have a friend who has a 747 that he charters for parties.Let's do the MILE HIGH IN EACH TIME ZONE scenario.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEwNmwia1yg

FUCK she's slept around

I think she's actually Trig's babymama.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

All this time, I though G.I. Joe was the "Real American Hero." Boy was I was mistaken. All 50 states? Is that one guy 50 times, 2 guys 25 times, or 50 guys once? That's as far as my 4th grade math goes. Either way, She's Still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Slut.

GI Joe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg_uD5n0TwU
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Eva is a sexy woman no doubt about it. But she's like Halle Berry. Pretty but frigging annoying. Go away.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 7:12am.

Mrs.Kravitz:

What about the lovely little town called Intercourse Pennsylvania?

http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml

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After y'all have finished fucking in Intercourse Pennsylvania, may I suggest you have a shag or two in Humpybong, Australia?

The Bee Gees went to Humpybong Primary School. WORD!

http://flickr.com/photos/shebalso/2653341023/

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Eva is so fucking hot.

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

Wow! I sure hope it wasn't 50 different guys.

Well Eva, time to go fuck in other countries then. I'll help you pack. May I suggest you start in Afghanistan...in public...with another woman? LOL

amazing...there's atleast 50 words to describe how stupid this cow is...who the fuck cares about this useless trick...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

Mrs.Kravitz:

What about the lovely little town called Intercourse Pennsylvania?

http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 16, 2008 - 10:07am.
...contributions to the funding of fucking across the US. Sounds like a ROAD TRIP! Which sluts are down? (Me included).
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I will bring the cheetos, fraps, and maybe even some K-Y.

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Let's all meet in NEbraska and have an orgy at Carhenge

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Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 1:41pm.

I've masturbated in every department at Super Wal-mart. The best was in produce.
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Not pets?

Wow having sex in 50 states is an accomplishment? Who gives a fuck about curing cancer now? Let's all contribute our monetary contributions to the funding of fucking across the US. Sounds like a ROAD TRIP! Which sluts are down? (Me included).
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

Seriously???? Wow, so that's what's gonna make you famous. Mmmmmmmmmm...OKAY! You just go on and sit next to you phone and wait for your "agent" to call you for the next WINNING role.

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I could smell her stank when I visited Rhode Island.

Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008
"I've masturbated in every department at Super Wal-mart. The best was in produce."

Of course it was.

*Eye Roll*

What a stupid twat, honestly. Is this all she can offer? Cuz she has no talent whatsoever. Fish mouth.

*Eye Roll*

What a stupid twat, honestly. Is this all she can offer? Cuz she has no talent whatsoever. Fish mouth.

I feel like such a loser, I've only had sex in two...I take it back three...there was that guy in Hawaii, okay, four states.