It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Amy Poehler
The bitches out there that still watch "Saturday Night Live" (me included, sometimes) will be saddened to learn that Amy Poehler is leaving the show after the election in November. Amy, who is knocked up with her first kid, tells Men's Vogue (via UsWeekly) that after maternity leave, she will start working on NBC's "Office" spin-off.
Amy said, "It's gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday. SNL was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down."
Ugh. Why did she have to mention that song? Now it's going to crawl inside my one good brain and stay there all day. At least it will have some company since the story about the woman mistaking a skunk for a cat (see below) is also chilling out up there.
Anyway, with Amy leaving, that leaves the show with just two chicks: Kristen Wiig and Casey Wilson.
Why are all the SNL chicks leaving? And where do they go? Maya Rudolph and Cheri Oteri haven't done anything major since SNL. Bring them back! And while they're at it, they should bring back Laraine Newman and Jan Hooks too.
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I loved Gilda in the Judy Miller Show. Great skits.
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She's flat and that's that!
Well f*ck me sideways!
Is it time to go home yet?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Get druck! Get druck! Get druck in the mother fuckin house! Slap yo bitch and get druck!
*does rap hands*
Yeah. I'm white.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
So is this the beginning...er..the middle of the end for SNL? (The beginning was prolly a few years ago.)
Amy is a nice lady and can still be found donating her time to the kids at UCB theater.
Google UCB Theater if you dont know about these guys.
There is a lot of great young talent coming out of their sketch classes. Im not saying you will ove all of it....but it is worth a look.
ASSCAT on Sunday is the shit.
I give these mother fuckers lots of my money and god damn it go watch their shows! ha ha ha!
Happy Trails Amy P even though I covet your husband! Im a sinner ho! Dont tell Moses im breaking his burnin bush rules!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
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Al her friends can say "aint it a fuckin shame"
I love when Bobby would throw the fbomb in there :)
hi mrs k♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
(discretely whispering to silvara 0428: Ms Swan was hilarious, but she was on MAD TV, hun)
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by Flatsy on September 16, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Wasn't Miss Swan on Mad TV?
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Yep.
HE ROOK... RIKE A MAN.
Wasn't Miss Swan on Mad TV?
Isn't getting druck when you you get drunk & fuck?
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She's flat and that's that!
She is sorta' funny....
Submitted by jim on September 16, 2008 - 3:36pm.
THIS CHICK IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL AND THAT SHOW SUCKS ASSHOLES AND HAS FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS..AND IT IS ON SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE GETTING DRUCK AND SMOKING BOWLS NOT IN FRONT OF THE T.V. WITH MOM AND DAD!!
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Wow to think I have been missing out on getting druck! My parents moke bowls so is that ok if I sit and watch t.v. with them?
anyone remember Mrs. Swan?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Stoney hearts All Caps Jim.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Amen, Mrs. Kravitz. Gilda was the Queen of SNL.
Gilda, Lorraine and that 'igonorant slut' Jane will never be matched.
Amy and Tina were great too and will be missed.
Don't forget Julia Sweeney and "Pat".
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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I'm just baiting him to see if he responds. He never does. See? He's a shy one.
Don't know about Oteri (whom I never liked anyway), but Rudolph had a baby with director Paul Thomas Anderson, so I guess she's not hurting for money. Poehler probably wants a less-grinding schedule now that she's having a kid - unlike Tina Fey she won't be writing AND producing the Office spinoff, so she can probably take it a little easier.
They'll probably find someone to replace Poehler - in the meantime, Wiig can handle anything they throw at her (I met her once; she's actually very nice and very quiet and unassuming, which is odd because of the wild characters she plays).
Actually, I wish SNL would bring Rachel Dratch back.
Don't be disrespekting ALL CAPS JIM!!
That will be the end of the world as we know it.
the collapse of the UNIVERSE.
It will make the Apocalypse look like a sleigh ride.
ALL CAPS JIM IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH ME
ALL CAPS JIM IS JUST ALRIGHT
ALL CAPS JIM IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH ME
ALL CAPS JIM IS JUST ALRIGHT
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I have hope for the new girls on SNL. The one girl was funny as the weird, bad looking, daughter on last weeks show. Sometimes it takes time to get these people in a groove doing live TV. Crossing fingers.
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I bet IRL, Jim is really timid and shy.
The best woman ever on SNL was the Church Lady and that's not even a woman.
Its official SNL is dead.
Two words, kidlets, two words.
Gilda Radner
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Jim...please turn down your volume, thanks! Anyannoying..me and my girlfriends got "druk" just this past weekend and watched Amy in Baby Mama..that's such a funny movie! First Tina, now Amy....yep, SNL just lost what was left of the "humor" in that show..it is offically over =(
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Her husband is funny.
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missy they were good too. ♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Feh, whatever. She was good and all but she may as well say she is retiring from sho biz cuz we will never here from her again.
What is "druck"? Is that like the new totally wasted off your ass that it's no longer even fun that you almost wish you were in front of the T.V. with Mom and Dad watching fucking SNL?!
SNL hasn't been funny in at least a decade. Amy Poeler is sort of funny...at times...
Your face!
I liked Maya and Cleghorne.
Jan Hooks was awesome. I loved Victoria Jackson too.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I think she's the voice of a cartoon character named the mighty bee.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
i liked Ellen Cleghorne
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Baby Momma!!! Has anyone seen that movie?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
THIS CHICK IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL AND THAT SHOW SUCKS ASSHOLES AND HAS FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS..AND IT IS ON SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE GETTING DRUCK AND SMOKING BOWLS NOT IN FRONT OF THE T.V. WITH MOM AND DAD!!