Tuesday, September 16th 2008

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Amy Poehler

The bitches out there that still watch "Saturday Night Live" (me included, sometimes) will be saddened to learn that Amy Poehler is leaving the show after the election in November. Amy, who is knocked up with her first kid, tells Men's Vogue (via UsWeekly) that after maternity leave, she will start working on NBC's "Office" spin-off.

Amy said, "It's gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday. SNL was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down."

Ugh. Why did she have to mention that song? Now it's going to crawl inside my one good brain and stay there all day. At least it will have some company since the story about the woman mistaking a skunk for a cat (see below) is also chilling out up there.

Anyway, with Amy leaving, that leaves the show with just two chicks: Kristen Wiig and Casey Wilson.

Why are all the SNL chicks leaving? And where do they go? Maya Rudolph and Cheri Oteri haven't done anything major since SNL. Bring them back! And while they're at it, they should bring back Laraine Newman and Jan Hooks too.

Posted by: Michael K


Actrss16's picture

Thank GOD. SHe sucks ass.

RJII's picture

maya did Idiocracy. SNL sucks and needs to go away.

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she smile so sweat ! when I see her ,i will get happy!I remember she was once a vip member of Richromances.com. I don't know if they have remove her or not.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

can't even recall when I last saw a whole episode of SNL, or even a whole skit for that matter

patty cake's picture

Hane you ignorant slut

xoxox

The war isn't working.

She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there.

Suki's picture

I don't really care BUT the stuff she is doing on The Mighty Bee on Nickelodeon is really cute!

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stake_spike's picture

Aw Cheri O'Teri. Besides last weekend I haven't watched SNL since whenever she was on the show. I used to watch it every Saturday night (this was before high school). The show rocked back then.

Dutty Bama's picture

I'm gonna miss Amy on SNL. They only have ONE black guy on that show and he's not even near funny. Guess I'll just have to join the cast myself. Kristen Wiig for VP in '08!

soul's picture

I thought she looked pregger Sat. night. =O

BILL, Jane, Mike, Will, Chevy, Adam
omg Will and Cheri Oteri (wannabe)cheerleaders.LOL

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;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D

nebajnim's picture

Man, now that Boyz 2 Men shit is in my head too.
That was my high school class song.
Class of '92, Ravenna, Ohio.

How do I think that song and the early '90s are ridiculous, and still think Linsay Lohan is hot? I don't know.

Say What!?

platypus's picture

Mopa- I have the picture your avvie is on the wall at work

Anyways, MK, this post scared the shit out of me. I read the title and thought she died
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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Ohhh, it's so hard 2 say goodbye 2...Sparky.

QueenOfTrashin's picture

and Jane Curtain.
and Dan Akroyd.
and Chevy Chase.
and, by God, John Belushi, too!

Mopa's picture

We should have known she wasn't going to be on much longer. She was obviously very pregnant when doing Hillary Clinton on Saturday and they said months ago that she was going to be on an Office spinoff.

There hasn't been a great team of women on SNL since the beginning. Gilda, Jane and Lorraine were the best.

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cultmovieheathers's picture

I really like Amy Poehler.So I guess that means Kristen Wiig will really have to step her game up.

More skits where she will have to play a freaky crazy person.There's freaky,there's crazy,and there is freaky crazy!She really does that well.

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nebajnim's picture

She did a pretty bad job with Hillary Clinton. I'm no voice imitation expert, but I did play a british guy in a junior high school play. Hillary has a raspy voice. That is an easy thing to imitate and to mock. Voice imitators have said that you should pick out the strong traits (in a voice) and mock them. Fey, on the other hand, did a excellent job with Sarah Paycheck's dopey lisp/drawl thingy.

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seriously, do people still watch snl...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
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OneLiner's picture

Amy Poehler was my favorite chick on SNL since Tina Fey Left....now the baton has been passed on to Kristen Wiig......

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who gives an f if shes a nice down to earth person. She isnt funny, she has nappy hair and the show sucks

LoLo's picture

she really is a nice down to earth lady.... to each their own!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I like her husband more than her. Will Arnett is so good in everything, Arrested Development, Semi-Pro. I love his voice.

Back to Amy. It's probably a grueling gig to be on that show live week after week. Can't say I blame her for not wanting to continue it after having a baby.

Stock Broker's picture

SNL should have been cancelled back in 1990.

MISSY ORDER ME A BEER AND A SHOT OF 'JAGER' I AM IN REAL ESTATE AND IT IS NOT GETTING BETTER, BUT WORSE OUT HERE IN SO. CAL. AND MY FUCKING LOTT0 TIX DON'T COME IN SO I CAN'T MOVE TO LA PAZ, MEXICO AND FISH, SURF AND GET "DRUCK" ALL DAY...

Ok seriously that show has sucked for so long now and Poehler is one of the main reasons why. She is so unfunny and full of herself. I'm tired of her and her nappy ass hair. Fire Seth Meyers next and never do that Uno's pepper bit again

Maggie69's picture

Amy leaving sucks! I HATE, HATE, HATE Kristen Wiig. She's over does it and is grating on my nerves. Also, that other chick is sooooo NOT funny. They really need to get rid of Fred Armisen, though. Neverthless, they need to get a woman to play Michelle Obama.

Reluctant Whore's picture

Oh god, the talent is evaporating fromm that show faster than Michael Phelps ...is evporating...or something.

God, she's good - lucky she'll still be working on something.

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Submitted by jim on September 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.

HI MRS. KRAVITZ THANKS FOR DA LOVE
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LoLo's picture

True dat Missy!
Once those little rumblings got out people started to scurry fast like.

now we sit hear listening to this loud TICK TOCK TICK TOCK.....

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 4:40pm.

Lisa Loopner and Todd diLamuca.

I just noogied myself for forgetting them.

The list is endless for Ms. Radner, such talent.

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She's flat and that's that!

SNL "dangerous?" LOLOL!!! Good riddance to this overrated hack. She is no more funny than any goofball chick in any classroom. BYE BYE!

missy's picture

kd - of couuurse!!!! like

"I left my card at the bar. I was drunk by the time I left."

vs.

"I left my shoes at the bar. I was fucking drunk by the time I left!"

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Tyroan's picture

I still bear the emotional scars of seeing Amy Poehler topless *barf*

KD's picture

Submitted by missy on September 16, 2008 - 3:13pm.
DRUCK IS A REAL WORD ITS SHORT FOR FUCKING DRUNK
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You mean...there are OTHER kinds of drunk??

missy's picture

jimmy, you hit by the headlines? sucks. we started pulling away from lehman about a year ago...

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LoLo's picture

Jim you gots to know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to NOT short Goldman
know when to pick up companies that make antidepresents
and know when to run

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JIM IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

missy's picture

DRUCK IS A REAL WORD ITS SHORT FOR FUCKING DRUNK
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Jan Hooks forever!

"I don't agree with that in the workplace."

KD's picture

I am glad jim is teaching us new words. Druck is a good one!

I mean, besides the fact that I don't know anyone whose mom & dad watch that show. Come to think of it, I don't know anyone who watches that show at all. Except the people from CNN apparently.

missy's picture

your cards ain't worth a dime

if you don't lay em down

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LoLo's picture

Oh fuck is jim a day trader?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

hold on to your ass dear boy! Hold on tight!
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Possum's picture

Noooo! I love Amy! She's my bitch!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Flatsy,

Lisa Loopner and Todd diLamuca.

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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.

SORRY IT WAS 'DRUNK', BUT I WAS 'DRUCK' AFTER I WATCHED MY USC TROJANS PUT AN ASS WHIPPEN ON THE OHIO STATE FUCKEYES..DRUCK MUST BE WHEN NATURAL LIGHT AND SKUNKY KEG BEER STILL TASTES GOOD!!

HI MRS. KRAVITZ THANKS FOR DA LOVE

I CAN'T SPELL BECAUSE MY BUSINESS IS IN TROUBLE!!

Stoney's picture

So y'all. Don't know what came over me. I get especially crazy when Sister Rose comes to town.

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missy's picture

Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 16, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Well f*ck me sideways!

Is it time to go home yet?

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ugh tell me mama!!

I think I just saw the second hand tick backwards!

I need beer times!
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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Hiya Missy!

got my chips cashed in.

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MargeAggedon's picture

Same question I always ask: Is that show still on?

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