Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Heidi and Spencer's posing skills suck. They obviously didn't go to Barbizon - Just Jared
Hot Viggo Mortensen at the airport. Just because. - Lainey Gossip
Xtina: banged and wasted - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I can see your boobies - Egotastic!
Becky Romjin is fucking huge, but maybe that's because she's pregnant (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Even more slutty pictures of Megan Fox in GQ - Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo is a bitch - IDLYITW
John Mayer gave Heidi Klum a lapdance - Hollywood Rag
Vadge's full "Get Stupid" video - Towleroad
Vintage Brit Brit with a power bottom - Cityrag
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Aaaaaah Viggo!
Thanks MK.
Second pic is delish.
Off to watch nude wrestling scene in eastern promises again.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 2:40pm
We must exchange the info!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ugh,what fame whores those two assbags are...I would love nothing more than to take her spike heeled birthday boots and smash both her and Spencer's heads in with them. Not that I am a fan of either Heidi or Lauren, but if I had my guess Lauren must die laughing at these ridiculous staged photos every time these two tools come up with these photo ops...
OMG! me too
call me if you are ever in California
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 2:35pm.
*smashes cake in Heidi's horse face*
I was really wishing he was gonna feed heidi a shit pie!
If i was a waiter and say had my hands on this ho's food before it got to her table......
id do bad things to it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh yay! More pics of the Paul Bernardo and Karla Holmolka doppelgangers.
brr.
Whenever I look at scarlett now i see her original nose and laugh snarkily.
Damn I want some cake now.
OH.MY.GOD I'd piss on my mothers grave for a Viggo Mortensen Scarjo threesome. I hope he gets the role as Edgar Allan Poe I think he'd be great in it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 16, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears.
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Wow, if that's true then the guy just got 500 bonus points in my book!
(BTW, I've been meaning to ask but where is Sheeps?)
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
*smashes cake in Heidi's horse face*
Feeds it to Oklahoma!
It's too fucking sweet in here!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Xtina's nose has not gone back to before pregnancy- she looks horrible.
Megan is gorgeous, but her tattoos are horrendous..
Lolo, I would LOVE for KFed to pass on your message to Paris!
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
LOL @ the Megan Fox/GQ pics...they all start to look the same! There is one pic (beach one) and she has a tat of MARILYN MONROE's FACE on the inside of her arm. I mean REALLY? fucking STUPID! Get a Tshirt, hat, any collectible of Marilyn?!
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/megan_fox_gq_tongue_7_big....
they just need to STOP with the Marilyn shit! dumb bitch! i mean get a TAT...
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I'm so sickly amused by that douche Spencer's pubic hair beard. Emphasis on "sickly"!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 16, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears
GOOD! right?
Can he tell Paris that for the rest of us too?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears.
The dancer and rapper - who has two children with ex-wife Britney - told the hotel heiress to leave the 'Gimme More' singer alone because she does not need any bad influences in her life.
Kevin reportedly told the socialite at the Las Vegas launch of restaurant and club Lavo he does not want Britney - who recently scooped three gongs at the MTV Video Music Awards - to return to her troubled lifestyle for the sake of his children Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
words can't describe! what happened to xtina!? go home and try again u looks horrible girrrl!
Scarlett's being a diva, huh? Well, she better knock it off, because Woody is going to replace her soon, and I saw the cellulite on the backs of her thighs in "Vicky Cristina" and that shit does NOT go away and she sounds like a teenage boy when she's yelling.
GOD I would love to shove that dumb cunts face in that cake!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I wonder if Spencer's Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard is still talking to him? More fodder for Joel.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
If someone told me Heidi was 37, I'd believe them. Their photos look like 70s stock photos. Or something.
Cheap ass,, Oh happybday love of my life.. Lets have a picanic basket! It will be $4, and we can save money for your career.. *laughs ass off*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
ruh-ro.. Banged AND wasted. What a combo..
Uh Waiter. i'll have what she's having *points to crotch*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!