Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Heidi and Spencer's posing skills suck. They obviously didn't go to Barbizon - Just Jared
Hot Viggo Mortensen at the airport. Just because. - Lainey Gossip
Xtina: banged and wasted - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I can see your boobies - Egotastic!
Becky Romjin is fucking huge, but maybe that's because she's pregnant (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Even more slutty pictures of Megan Fox in GQ - Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo is a bitch - IDLYITW
John Mayer gave Heidi Klum a lapdance - Hollywood Rag
Vadge's full "Get Stupid" video - Towleroad
Vintage Brit Brit with a power bottom - Cityrag
Bat boy is so pigeon toed!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It's funny how the loonies at JJ all say Heidi and Spencer are so fake and pathetic with their photo-ops. But they don't realize that Brad and Angelina have photo-ops, too. I'm not saying B&A are THAT pathetic but still.
I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
"Kevin reportedly told the socialite at the Las Vegas launch of restaurant and club Lavo he does not want Britney - who recently scooped three gongs at the MTV Video Music Awards - to return to her troubled lifestyle for the sake of his children Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two."
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...And for the sake of his monthly alimony payments...
Hi PSL!
DAE, congrats! Aww, I can't even remember my first day at DL. I think it was the day I lost my virginity in the 9th grade. Oh wait. I guess DListed hasn't been around that long. I could have really used DL therapy in 9th grade.
O/T: Is it just me, or does Megan Cocks look waaayy older than her age? I thought sperm was supposed to be GOOD for the skin.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by chowgirl69 on September 16, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 2:08pm
HOLY SHITE!!! I never realized until you mentioned it, but THATS who that Spencer douche reminds me of!! UGHHH...fuckin' Creepy McCreepyson Creep.
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It's my job here at dlisted. To point out the resemblance of heidi and spencer to serial killers and out canadians at the same time.
It's a two-fer.
Horrible hair on Xtina! And partying at 3 am? Who's taking care of the baby??
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Those two assholes make me nauseous.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
thehoustongirl, EEG - thanks :D
*hands Sandbitch more cake* & thanks :D
Lol, sweet! Thanks Deb! :D
xxxyxz - I know right? I still feel like a newbie! lol
*hands everyone @ Dlisted champange*
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Good grief...do these two pose for fake sex too. Douches.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Can't these two do anything privately? Get out of our faces! I don't know, I really can't stand these two. But for some reason I lost the desire to talk about it. Pathetic people.
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Is it the papps or the croppers at the rag sheets that always leave one shot of the crotch area of person(s) for no reason discernible....
Just stupid.
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
cristina is preggo. she has *the face*. notice the bag in front of her stomach. klassic Not Telling Pose.
hey wait.... that cake they have looks really goood!!!!
0_0" I want!!
I hope she chokes on that cake. Stupid ho! Fake plastic peeps!
Your face!
I love those photo whores! Yay Heidi and Spencer!! ^_^ <3
DFH
I'm glad you're okay!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
@xxyxz,
Hey Toots! I am fine and dandy and enjoying my first day off by taking lots of naps! The hurricane went in on the east side of us so we are on the clean side, hardly even a breeze. Am worried for Missy tho. Her area got hit hard.
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 2:08pm
HOLY SHITE!!! I never realized until you mentioned it, but THATS who that Spencer douche reminds me of!! UGHHH...fuckin' Creepy McCreepyson Creep.
Ok seriously...Heidi and Spencer makes themselves prime targets for snipers...will someone please have the balls to follow through with taking them out...they're are such easy targets and I very well doubt that they will be missed!
and did these Hollywood "mothers" not get the memo that you are suppose to get the partying and boozing it up out of your system before you go and have a kid?! I can just hear the conversations on the playground:
kid # 1: "My mommmy said she saw your mommy drunk off her ass outside of Hyde last nite"
Kid #2: "you're a liar!" *runs away crying*
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
John has been in Miami pining for Jennifer.
The source said: “Miami reminds him so much of the good times he had with Jen, so it was really weird. He just didn't seem himself. I'm not sure if he is really over his breakup with Jennifer.”
Oh, I guess maybe "HE" shouldn't have "ENDED" the relationship with her then?? Hahaha, I normally never kick someone when they're down but this tool deserves it for lying about being the dumper instead of the dumpee. He had to know she was gonna get the "Jen got dumped again" drill and he had to use it to save face. He could've just been a gentleman and kept his mouth shut and maybe he would've garnered a tad bit of sypmathy and all the publicity he's after. He's a pig.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Happy birthday DAE. Your non-rabid love for Christina and fatties rock.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
DebFrmHell
ARE YOU OKAY?!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
DAE
Time goes by so fast!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
DAE!
Many congrats! Care for a fruit roll up? I ate a 1 out of it...LOL!
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
I HATE MEGAN FOX and her fake i am a lesbian, and love dick and im asoooooooooooooooooo sexual you cant handle me , and soon the vial of blood. When is that going to happen? Huh? Megan Whore?
Damn I hate her
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I want to dedicate a song to Heidie and Spencer sung to the tune of a Beach Boys classic
Wouldnt it be nice if you were together
When your car crashed off a cliff and burst into a firey ball of death
Wouldnt it be nice if you were together
when you go for a photo off in the African bush and a lion eats your faces off as a zebra laughs at you
Oh wouldnt it be nice!
Ba ba ba BAA ba ba BA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 16, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I've just realised - I've been here @ Dlisted excatly a year today!!! Wooo!!!!!!!!!
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congrats!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I would have paid to see him shove that cake in her face.
Xtina's looks are all over the place. She really needs to tone it down. REALLY. But what's making me throw up a little in my mouth is her THUMB. Is that shit a prosthetic? Heebies
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
I like cake ,but not fake cake.
I would like to have some cake right now ya know the kind with an ice cream center.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Viggo knows how to deal with Pappz politely. He just keeps strolling, doing his thing. No drama. The guy's a class act.
DAE'S DLISTED BARFDAY!
ToooooooooooooT
Any cake left?
Viggo makes my girlie bits tingle!
I've just realised - I've been here @ Dlisted excatly a year today!!! Wooo!!!!!!!!!
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OK, ladies, who does not want to be the sunglasses in this pic ??
http://laineygossip.com/pics/viggo%20lax%202%20sep08.jpg
Viggo looks better than he has in a loooong time.
Clean shaven, and much needed about 30 lbs. heavier. Looking GOOD!!
Since I've worked in either the restaurant business/customer service my entire life, I TOTALLY understand the hate. Waiting makes me laugh my ass off, but I keep falling asleep! ARGH!
The last scene I remember from Sunday Night was when the bitchy bitch sent back her steak and they lugeyed it, dandruffed it and sent it back.
My hub said "That is why I NEVER complain about my food. Even if it sucks."
LOL.
@Mysmichelle
I don't think she looks different. I think she's using the wrong bang up & she put on some weight.
The way she's uses her make up - along with bangs is making her face look fatter, not thinner. She needs to realise to what used to work for her no longer does now she has bangs.
@ Hekki
Yes she is. Both her her thumbs I think.
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LoLo,
Oh no! I could never work with the public. John Q Public is far too rude for my short fuse!!!
M.E.
They end is lame, but it's pretty funny!
It's like Superbad. I quit watching that three times.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:57pm.
GOD I would love to shove that dumb cunts face in that cake!
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Mmmmm, cake. That sounds GOOD.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by M.E. on September 16, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I just had my THIRD failed attempt at finishing the movie "Waiting" UGH! I keep falling asleep!!!!
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I always watch that movie when I'm high! I don't own the DVD or nothing; just channel surfing and it happens to be on. Mac Dude = Dean
LOL! that movie is cheesy but LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by thehoustongirl on September 16, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Blech!
I don't know, Marylin was a talentless bint who used her body to make money.
Maybe there's a real connection there. :)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Whoa, Christina Aguilera is unrecognizable in that photo. And what's up with her thumb? Is she double-jointed?
I just had my THIRD failed attempt at finishing the movie "Waiting" UGH! I keep falling asleep!!!!
DAE.........you don't think Christina looks different? Something is just wierd about the way she looks lately
CHRISTINA!!
Awwww, she looks so cute in those pics. The bangs are cute.
I don't think she's pregnant. I just think she's gained a few pounds & there's nothing wrong with that. :0)
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_Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 2:44pm.
ha ha ha! That movie is funny!
I have been guilt of licking forks......
"would you like desert? youve been super doucjey tonight? May i lick this fork for you with out you knowing you cheap bitch? okay then!"
ha ha ha Im so glad im not in college any more!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Somebody please help me...
I seem to have lost my inner shrew
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Seriously, Viggo can NOT be turning 50 next month. He is soooo good looking!
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Christina looks weird. Maybe she's preg again...but she doesn't know it b/c she's drinking.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
LoLo!
The "special treatment" ala Waiting?!?!?! Oh, "The garnish" gets me everytime!!!
On Topic: Viggo Mortensen is so farkin fione!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!