Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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Xxyxz.. That Av is fucking hilarious!! *thumbs down on the koolaid*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
LoLo
Bitch is off her meds and acting a fool!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Kat does not have the talent and grace to perform the National Anthem properly. I agree with another poster's statement: Bring back Rosanne!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Who is she? Well she sings better then I do. That being said, she should have kept her "singing in the shower" voice, in check. I bet Asslee Simpson put a call into Kat to lend support as a fellow booee.
What on earth was that?!! She butchered it. How do those football players stand there with a straight face? Geez, have some consideration for the listener! Stop trying to follow in Mariah's footsteps is an understatement. Someone needs to go for vocal lessons pronto! holy shit.
it wasn´t that bad, actually. but, even if it was, she tried her best, and it´s really disrespectful to BOO someone who´s doing their job.
**whatever**
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 1:22pm.
HA HA HA!!!!
Why she aint lovin on the Koolaide???
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 11:40am
I've tried to forget I've heard that song...
OT: I have a college professor that would've killed her for that; he thinks it's totally disrespectful to sing the National Anthem any way except for how it was written...when you hear crap like that you have to agree.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
HOLY SHIT. ATROCIOUS!
Her hand motions need to be stopped.
DA BRAVVVEEEEEE.
gimme a damned break!
It IS your Nanna!!!!
and she is anti-kool-aid today!
she should get that checked out
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
xxyxz what is in your avie???
Is that my nanna? LMFAO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kat Deluna?? Where's Kit Deluca from Pretty Woman? now there's a pop star!
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"Drink beer Save water"
Stoney
Sorry!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
xxy, no, I hadn't heard that song. Unfortunately now I have.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*in Simon Cowell's voice* "My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't."
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"Drink beer Save water"
Who the hell is Kat DeLuna??
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
this trend in pop music where every word has to be turned into an 8 syllable orgasm is really played, tacky and mad ignunt ass.
that whiny whine singing outta key to sound like a tortured artist really just tortures the audience forced to endure .
She is a cute litte Latina Pop star , but Ugghh.. dont OVER DO it . just sing the song and be done with it, its not like you are gonna get a hit record off that or a Grammy.
after Roseanne Barr's rendition of the NA , everything else just comes up short!
and where are the PC police to accuse all the people booing of being un-Amurikun and aiding Al Qaida?
Why cant they just play songs like "YMCA" , "Rock N Roll pt1" or "We Will Rock You" ?
You know, songs made by fags that are chanted by a bunch of homophobic sports fans that date raped you in high school ?
"Cocaine's a helluva drug!" -Rick James
I love when someone is introduced as 'pop sensation' or 'recording star' and I'm all, who the fuck?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Oh shit its that girl?
Thats a club song why dont they get that chick from Dee Lite? Makes just as much sense!
Groove is in the heaaaAAaaaaAAAAAArt of the NAAAAaAAAAAAaaaaaattttiiiiioooooooyyyyyyiiiiiiooon!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
who the hell is this person????? she´s like a low budget miley cyrus, trying to sing like aguilera.
**whatever**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dyj0A6UMr4
I know some of you horz have heard this song!!!! I just know it
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 16, 2008 - 1:06pm.
In more unspeakable news, Rumer Willis cast on CSI, thankfully as a murder victim
I LOVE MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Can someone please explain how you are a "Pop Star" when no one has ever heard of you?
She's trying WAY to hard. It's kind of difficult to watch - the end is the worst! ah!
I've never heard of this bitch in my life, and yes she was terrible, but it wasn't THAT bad. The worst part was the affected "attitude". She would have pulled it off much better without the trills and shit. That's actually how she got in trouble vocally imo.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
What is a Kat Deluna? Sounds like a new flavor of Tender Vittles.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
HAHAHA I hate when people try and make it sexy its THE NATIONAL ANTHEM just sing the damn thing.
LOL Tony Romo fucked up again HAHAHA GO EAGLES!!
In more unspeakable news, Rumer Willis cast on CSI, thankfully as a murder victim, so her potato face will not be on screen much (from eonline):
CSI: NY is getting a piece of the Rumer mill. According to Entertainment Weekly, second-generation thesp Rumer Willis has signed on to star in the 100th episode of the CBS procedural, playing the victim of a serial killer who targets people with the name Mac Taylor (look out, Gary Sinise!) The episode airs Nov. 19.
Wow, that was terrible.
Why do people insist on trying to put their own spin on The National Anthem?
*Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one*
Trying too hard. Good GAWD! Just sing the damn song. We don't need to hear your 8 million grunts and squeals that you think are adding to your own special little variation of the song.
wow, she did get booed...i didnt think it was THAT THAT THAT horrible. a little too over the top for what her voice is capable of, but not a complete nightmare. i think she likens herself to christina a. too much for her own good... she appears to be a bit too overconfident.
That was pretty bad, but I was expecting much worse. who is she?
*insert Spaghetti Cat here*
HAHA!
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
i got as far as "can you see"...who is this person...no...on second thought...i don't want to know...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
BRING BACK ROSEANNE!!
I don't like her!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg