Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 10:58am.
Okie!!
call me after your H.C
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High Colonic?
PSL
just making sure ;)
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
What I would like to see is her reaction after the crowd booed her...
Submitted by missy on September 16, 2008 - 10:52am.
aw well shank you tits! *blushing*
may your anatomy be as enticing as your namesake!
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Well fuck my short term memory. Couldn't recall what i was thanking you for, re-read your post and giggled all over again like MK being tickled with a dick.
oh and SNARK!
I was at the computer when she sang so I didn't watch, I only heard. It was crap but I was surprised she was booed.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I love dlisted
that is all
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
xxyz, yes, it's me...it was a JOKE.
heehee
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
Clarisse! ha ha ha poor Sandbeyatch!
Im just here for the free jelly!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*covers butthole*
*hides wallet*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm just here to enlist new members for CO$.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
_Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Stoney
No you aren't!
LMAO... if you were to pull up all my typos...I'd die
MI TWO! ha ha ha!
I odnt even touch the key board i just bang that shit on the desk and hope for the best!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
hi boobiesberry :) xo!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I used to have a neighbor who said she was trained in opera. She'd spend all night practicing in this voice that yes, sounded like opera, but I swear she was partially tone-deaf. Not everyone who claims to sing opera can actually sing, folks. Same goes for every other type of singing. I just find the opera thing funnier.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Okie!!
call me after your H.C
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by cultmovieheathers on September 16, 2008 - 10:52am.
I'm here to find a new crack,and/or black tar heroin dealer.
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Wrong thread. Try the gas sniffing post.
~I am the weaver
Submitted by xxyxz on September 17, 2008 - 3:53am.
Stoney
Did you say hear?
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Tsk Tsk Tsk.
And people can spell on dlisted. And use appropriate grammar. And make mistakes. I like that.
Stoney
No you aren't!
LMAO... if you were to pull up all my typos...I'd die
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
i don't even know who Kat DeLuna is, and I'm a pretend hispanic.
Kat Deluna is supposed to have trained in Opera singing and yet she fucks up every other song, her voice has been compared to Mariah's
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
*smacks away dick* GD it, get these blooping balls off my head!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
GET! GET!
SHOO!
BLOOP!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS KIDS FEELINGS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 16, 2008 - 11:54am
Hey lady!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
ROTFLMAO I did say "hear"!!!
I'm one stoopid bitch!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
ha ha ha!
I love yall!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by cultmovieheathers on September 16, 2008 - 12:52pm.
I'm here to find a new crack,and/or black tar heroin dealer.
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Let me know when you do, mmmkay? Im sick of driving all the way to the Bronx.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I am here for BLOOPING.
BLOOP bitches!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 16, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 10:43am.
you are clearly looking for a fight and/or attention and it's "annoying."
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no, i´m clearly giving an opinion, and YOU clearly represent the kind of people i´m talking about.
thanks for helping me prove my point.
**whatever**
PSL
is that really YOU?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
oh,God... she was invited, and did what she thought was a good job. people are so quick to judge everyone elses flaws... i wonder if you guys are perfect in every single aspect of your lives, or never screwed something up that you were sure to be doing right. that is some fucked up mentality. no wonder america is collapsing. there´s no respect for others, or any kind of tolerance towards people. if you´re not perfect, then you might as well kill yourself, right? damn!
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Blah blah blah
I am indeed perfect, but that is not your business now, is it? Because I AM NOT A CELEBRITY and this is a celebutard bashing blog.
America collapsing? For your information not only americans follow this wonderful blog, we have people from UK, Netherlands, Australia, of course the US, I myself live in Canada. So i take it based on your opinion that the whole world is collapsing because we bash asshats on a blog?
Get a fucking grip, sweetie.
HOLA MISSY, OKIE, ALPHABET GIRL, SPEAKIT, MRS K, PSL!!
I missed you all!
EDIT AGAIN: hello everyone, I keep forgetting names!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Stoney
Did you say hear?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
I'm on Dlisted for the poo talk.
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
I'm here to find a new crack,and/or black tar heroin dealer.Not really.
Who the hell is Kat deLuna,anyways?
aw well shank you tits! *blushing*
may your anatomy be as enticing as your namesake!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by lewboo on September 16, 2008 - 10:47am.
it was so so bad, i has to mute it right away I couldn't listen to it, totally hurt my ears
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me too. i skipped to the end to hear the boo-ing.
poor audience. they couldn't fast forward.
Life would be better with remote controls that actually worked on people.
Submitted by boomsy on September 16, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Bobby sure did F her up, didn't he? So sad. I hope she is trying to stage a comeback. She is too talented to let it all go to waste.
LCT-alina
what up woman?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
If you're just hear for the celebs then Popsugar is probably more your style. Dlisted is bitchy and mean and massively cruel and politically incorrect. And I LOVE IT.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Missy's snark brings all the ho's to the yard!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOL @ snark off
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by missy on September 16, 2008 - 10:47am.
Im on dlisted for the Phoebe Price coverage. She's so elegant. I saw her on a millionaire dating service.
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Snarky post of the day.
that was beautiful - perfectly styled with just the right amount of snark.
Im on D-listed for the pod people and for butt sexxxxxxxxxxx
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
And I'm here for religious inspiration.
I don't know about you hwores... But I am perfect!
Okay... Yeah
*laughs to self*
whatever... Oklahoma... you are fine
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Heyyyyyyyyy speak it and carrot toppers!
I would like to give the world a coke to share peace and harmony, but im gonna shake the shit out of it before you open it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 10:40am.
it's annoying to read "this is dlisted" every single time someone offers a divergent opinion.
just because the author of the blog uses a snarky tone in his posts, you really can use your own voice and form your own opinion about a subject.
you are not required to "hate celebs" to read and post here.
you are here on dlisted because you are interested in celebrity and entertainment.
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I come here for the snark and stay for the snarky laughs.
If you don't like it, snark off.
Im on dlisted for the Phoebe Price coverage. She's so elegant. I saw her on a millionaire dating service.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
it was so so bad, i has to mute it right away I couldn't listen to it, totally hurt my ears
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 10:43am.
you are clearly looking for a fight and/or attention and it's "annoying."
Oh OKAY, what LoLo said, that's why I am here.. that and I can't afford gas to go anywhere.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I am NOT on D-listed becasue i am interested in celebrity and entertainment.
I am interested in the comedy stylings of MK and I became interested in this site through MK and others shared DISGUST with asstards.
I stayed for the whores and the laughs and if i wanted to be preached at I would be flipping off people from the back of a church
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I'm on DListed because it rhymes with Penised.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?