Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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Thanks sandbeyatch!
This hasnt been worn by..."the man" has it?
ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
I'm here to see whose going to tickle MK's pickle today.
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Typo...should have been who's not whose, for the English/typo/grammatically-correct Nazis who might think I is illiterate.
And Kat Whoeverthefucksheis DID murder the National Anthem...may it rest in peace.
I am no grammar Nazi! I swear! I don't even know why I brought it up
*flicks cigarette* walks away
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 3:24pm.
fuck you too, ho.
Its a little too late to sweet talk us now Devore LOL!
Thats like asking to kisss a little after all the shoving and grunting is OVAH! Foreplay comes first....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo, would you like my hoodie for a spare?
fuck you too, ho.
If this is "not a celeb-bashing blog" I'm going to have to reexamine what I and thousands of other people have been doing here for the past several years!
Seriously, WTF?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Fuck! This bitch ho can not sing! Fuck!
Great sentence structure - I like how you used fuck (twice), bitch and ho.
I give you an A+.
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She's flat and that's that!
This grey hoodie is making me angry!
ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Anyone for a cheerleaders outfit?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
LoLo, do you wear that hoodie to church?
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I hope she doesn't. That hoodie has evil effects on people and she might get preached at and blamed for the world coming to an end. You know, for her lack of respect.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
LoLo, do you wear that hoodie to church?
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 12:42pm.
i´m amused to see how worked up you guys get when someone doesn´t write according to what MK says. i left and came back, and the argument is still going strong
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You are right, I apologize for giving you what you desperately seek in life.
ATTENTION.
Bye. For now?
LOL lalala....wahtever
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Thundercats HO!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
I meant to say that this ho needs to sit her bitch ass down before she fucks my ear hole dry!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I thought people were making fun of your remarks becasue YOU were the one getting worked up that we didnt like this ear molesting crap version of the National Anthem and could not agree that we liked even a second of it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She wasn't that bad, just trying WAYYY too hard.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Fuck! This bitch ho can not sing! Fuck!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 2:42pm.
and everyone is entitled to an opinion. it´s not because it´s DLISTED (oooooh), that i have to begin and end each and every sentence with "Bitch" or "fuck" or "ho"
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You left out twat, sluts and whorez! :O
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:29pm.
oh, honey, i know you understood what i said, if you read the entire post. you can´t be that stupid
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So that's your quota of respect?
Calling people stupid?
LOL
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
All I have to say is thank God the camera was barely on her. Oh, and that was atrocious.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
This bitch needs to stick to what she knows best. Down on her knees and using a peen tip to 'exercise' her vocal chords. There were some parts in that performance where you could see she just wanted to go to town on that mike... I hope I never have to hear this little twat sing again.
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***I don't fight fair... I use weapons, bitch***
i´m amused to see how worked up you guys get when someone doesn´t write according to what MK says. i left and came back, and the argument is still going strong. well, i stand by everything i said, and, if you don´t like it, too bad. and i agree that this is an entertainment blog, not a celebrity bashing one. and everyone is entitled to an opinion. it´s not because it´s DLISTED (oooooh), that i have to begin and end each and every sentence with "Bitch" or "fuck" or "ho" or say something bad because they´re celebs or to fit in. that´s it, for now.
**whatever**
I thought the US was in the shitter due to all the bad credit lending, government overspending, and the debt from the war(s).
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:29pm.
oh, honey, i know you understood what i said, if you read the entire post. you can´t be that stupid.
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I did read the entire post and you blamed the troubles of the U.S. on people not respecting each other. That's the least of the shit.
When one has to pretend something is different then what it really is, then we have a problem. This girl was asked to sing. Because she decided it was her shining moment, and wanted to go Whitney, she screwed it up. The BOO's are the proof. So what should we do? lie and say she was great? Sometimes you aren't great and you just have move the fuck along. Get it?
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
I'm here to see whose going to tickle MK's pickle today.
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Typo...should have been who's not whose, for the English/typo/grammatically-correct Nazis who might think I is illiterate.
And Kat Whoeverthefucksheis DID murder the National Anthem...may it rest in peace.
That shit at the beginning of any sporting event is why MUTE buttons were made for televisions.
Starting with the pedo singing praises to the invisible sky daddy and unmuting only after you see the players take the field.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
the first half of the song honestly wasn't THAT bad but she got carried away with the Mariah/Xtina wannabe trilling and vocal acrobatics and she doesn't have near strong enough voice for that. That's where she went wrong. If she had just sang normally it would have been passable and she probably wouldn't have gotten booed.
Wow. That was fucking terrible.
I mean - she MURDERED it.
I feel sorry for anyone that witnessed that live. I hope your ear drums recover soon.
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I wanna see MK getting his tickle pickled...wait...pickled...wait...
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 16, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Hiya Boo! *muah* ☺ ♥
It wasn't as awful as it was boring...seriously, I kept looking at the time. She was trying to be Whitney more than Mariah...she's young, someone just needs to smack her and put her in her place.
My fingers smell funny. Do you ever just smell your fingers? My right hand fingers smell like metal and my left hand fingers smell like pizza covered in sugar.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Heyyyyyyyyy speak it and carrot toppers!
I would like to give the world a coke to share peace and harmony, but im gonna shake the shit out of it before you open it!
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HEY NOW. What'd I do? If you do that, well, I'm just going to pour Orange Crush all over your TP.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 1:51pm.
LCT-alina
what up woman?
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Wassaaaaaaaaaaaap my educational-named friend?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
AS if MK had to pin me down and tell me this bitch sucked balls singing the national anthem!
I have ears shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 12:20pm.
I'm here to see whose going to tickle MK's pickle today.
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OH LORD I MISSED YOUR AVVIE SO MUCH!
CRAYOLA, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
I'm here to see whose going to tickle MK's pickle today.
Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 12:15pm.
No one is saying you or Dea (who was the starter of this drama) are not entitled to an opinion of your own.
But preaching about respect and whatever on the internet, especially on THIS PARTICULAR BLOG is out of a can and completely retarded. Plus I would really like to meet Dea personally and see if she/he will practice what she/he preaches...and I mean no judgement whatsoever (clothing, make up, hair, fat, slim, whatever you may criticize on anyone) because then I'd have to confirm that she/he is not human but a fucking cyborg. Ok?
And by the way, this is DLISTED.
GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
These things alwayz seem open to interpretation. I've heard worse.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Boob3rries!
How's the toof?
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Meh..I wish it wasn't in my mouth..apparently the other toof on the other side is jealous of the attention so it's starting to hurt as well.
BUT! Hubby got me a couple V's and I tasted sweet glory.
Vicodin = painkiller + sleeping pill. Who made it? God?
Thank you GOD.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Cry baby
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
its NOT a celeb bashing blog.
its an entertainment blog written with a high dose of snark and irreverence.
but that does not fucking mean, YOU have to be completely inline with the guy who writes this shit.
you really are allowed to have an opinion of your own!
I'm obviously missing the fun in here. Bloop!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
so what, teats
who give a flipping fuck.
that snarky enough for you?
its so stupid to write OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again"
this is "dlisted"
people have a different fucking opinion from you.
get over it.
I'm out to lunch
Be back later
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Boob3rries!
How's the toof?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
HA HA HA!!!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 11:59am.
hola Clarisse my girl
TITS
LoLo
oh come on YOU KNOW I MISSED YOU TOO!!!
Anywaysssssss
OnT:
"Dearest God:
Why is it that you give fame and fortune to talentless whores and I keep singing in the shower?
Just that one question.
Love, Boob3rries.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Head clinic!
Highlights and Color
Hooker call
hor collection
HEAD CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
xxyz, thanks for checking.......:)
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond