Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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HA HA HA!!!!!
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You know things are bad when there's 234 comments and Brad and Angelina are no where in sight. I need a Brangie thread.
Submitted by Stoney on September 16, 2008 - 3:52pm.
I think the tsunami was caused by Madonna. Not her terrible singing, but from the force of the wind through her cavernous no no hole.
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mmm hmmm... that played a part. And Beth Ditto went swimming in the ocean that day. *cannonball*
@SpeakIt,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ditto on C&W. But not Beth.
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
I think the tsunami was caused by Madonna. Not her terrible singing, but from the force of the wind through her cavernous no no hole.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Hey Debfrm*pointing down*!
Country music makes my nipples turn inward.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Extra credit! You're excused from gym this week.
Fat Martha had the last piece of cunt cake.
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She's flat and that's that!
At SpeakIt,
Farm Aid, Waylon, Willie, and the Boys means we all get stoned and not give a rat's ass by the end of it...LOL. Wait, I am up for that!
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
Clarisse- You are making talent out of nothing at all.
Bitch! Fuck, hold on ho! I own Air Supply's Greatest hits! FUCK THAT FUCKERY!!!
Where's the cunt cake?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 3:35pm.
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE SING BADLY? That is the cause of the world's problems. Darfur? Jessica Simpson's fault. Terrorism? Toby Keith's fault. AIDs? Air Supply's fault.
God help us if there's another Farm Aid or we're all going to DIE.
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LMAO! I think we can blame Asslee for all the recent hurricanes!
I got disrespected the other day. Some guy didn't hold the door open for me and Minch. And that, my friends, is why Lehman Brothers fell.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
@speakit
"Terrorism? Toby Keith's fault"
OMG girl! Hubby made me listen to one of his songs yesterday..it was "I wanna talk about me".
If you know the song then you can easily figure out why I went jihad on his ass.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Who the hell is this Kat DeTuna? And why should we care about her?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE SING BADLY? That is the cause of the world's problems. Darfur? Jessica Simpson's fault. Terrorism? Toby Keith's fault. AIDs? Air Supply's fault.
God help us if there's another Farm Aid or we're all going to DIE.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 1:25pm.
AMEN
And LoLo i don't know if that's what he meant, but a typo is a typo and typing cunt like kkkunt...hmmm..that is NOT a typo.
Anyways we are giving these whores all the attention they're asking for, so I really don't think they should keep bitching.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Bottom line
This chick butchered our national anthem, which I will say is a very difficult song to sing, kind of like Unchained Melody, ya know...which I will now sing flawlessly and perfectly...
Oh, my love, my darling,
I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time,
Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much.
Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me.
Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, 'Wait for me, wait for me'
'I'll be coming home, wait for me!'
Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me
now where was I, oh, yeah, she fucked up and we had to sit through it and it pained us and our eternal souls and now she has to pay. She HURT OUR FEELINGS and she must pay. Those are the rules and I suggest that if you don't like those rules you go to a stinky dive bar that hasn't been cleaned in 15 years and complain about the smell of stale beer and cigarette smokes.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Oh my god im pissing myself laughing at you guys!
How the fuck did that moron come out with race BWAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA
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There is a sublime order to this.
First spelling errors are pointed out, then you are corrected on your point of view, then you are accused of "x", once challenged you then become a racist.
Any moment now there will be a post saying that children could be reading this.
Followed up by talk of nazis and guns. (ps I'm disturbed my spell checker wants to capitalize nazi.)
So predictable it's boring.
~I've had bad times on drugs too. I mean shit, look at this haircut.
*holds out plate* May I have a piece of cunt cake please?
*has no idea what's going on*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
who the fuck is kat deluna anyway?
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 2:18pm.
*gulp*
OK MOMMY! Whatever you say!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh my god im pissing myself laughing at you guys!
How the fuck did that moron come out with race BWAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA
YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS!
I DO NOT APPROVE OF THE CURRENT OPINION YOU HAVE
SO IT MUST NOT BE YOUR OWN!
HA HA HA!!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 12:06pm.
I am going to bake a cunt cake for my party!
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Don't forget the snarky fucking candles.
~What's the death star?
This is the death star - it does death.
Submitted by Stoney on September 16, 2008 - 3:13pm.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP STONEY. YOU ALL SUCK TIMBER RATTLER FANGS FOR NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP. STOOPID LOSER HEADS.
YOU ALL SHOULD BE NICE, SPHINCTER LICKERS.
HAY GURL[s] HAY!
Kenny Chesney came to a Colts game when I was like 12 and FORGOT the lyrics to the national anthem. This was before he was super-duper famous. Anyways I think people boo'd him too. It's kind of a hard song to sing.
OffT: Are guys who sing and play guitar HOT or what!? I just got back from a coffeehouse with this amazingggg guy and oh my god I'm in love!!!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Speakit
you're phunny!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
LOLO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT NON-GREY HOODIE WEARING PEOPLE.
She's burning a giant 'L' in my front yard right now!
yeah what Stoney said!
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 16, 2008 - 3:42pm.
NOOOOO NOT THOSE!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha!
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devore, I totally respect alternate opinions when they are made with intelligent arguments. Problem is, the alternate opinion here started out by attacking everyone in here for attacking the Demoona or whatever her name is. I specifically remember, and no I'm not scrolling back and reading, that the original poster with the alternate opinion came in here guns blazing and breating us for picking on this bad-singing chick. And then, low and behold, held us responsible for the downfall of the entire country!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Okay bitches
Now you are trying to be phunny! I have nothing more to say!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.
IDK really..that's what I saw!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
*peeks in to see snarkishness and offers cake to all....
FYI: cake is a universal gray hoodie mood reversal technique used frequently by nazi monkey lickers in iceland*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
_Submitted by Boob3rries on September 16, 2008 - 3:39pm.
like im racist?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
THATS stoopid!
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SANDBITCH!
That is awesome!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 1:08pm.
no no no
not cunt cake
kkkunt! That wasn't a typo
that was plain intentional
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 4:58am.
Thanks sandbeyatch!
This hasnt been worn by..."the man" has it?
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Sure has. He who sniffs the hoodie, is cured of everything.
Cream Cheese Icing!
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I call first peice
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
I am going to bake a cunt cake for my party!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 1:01pm.
i wonder how lolo knew my comment was addressed to him.
interesting skill you got there, lols.
not only are you super sized kkkunt, you can read minds too
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Whoa wtf
kkkunt? Don't imply shit, honey. Just say it.
I don't think you're addressing LoLo properly though.
And no one said you can't have your own opinion. Reading lessons FTW
bah what's up with the attention as of late?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Flatsy!
*blushes*
Shucks, my first A+!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
whatever.
Oh snap!! sumbuddy said KUNT!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by xxyxz
But we luuuuuuurve grammar nazi's!
We luv them nearly as much as when one of us drops a typo, and it slips through and out like a sneaky fart.
In fact, a typo on here is detected far quicker than a sneaky fart.
LoLo has a bagina!!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Devore relax and read my siggie.
Im a woman :)
And for the love of christ if youre going to call me a cunt fucking type cunt! Own that shit if you want to say it!
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i wonder how lolo knew my comment was addressed to him.
interesting skill you got there, lols.
not only are you super sized kkkunt, you can read minds too.
yo, stoney.
i have no beef with you. ive never had negative words with you and i think youre funny and shit.
but seriously, just because the author of the bog sets a tone with his comments that doesnt mean you cant offer your own opinion.
its true, fans of certain celebs will have their feelings hurt if they take the comments made here about their favorite stars to heart.
but its ridiculous to counter every counter opinion with "this is dlisted" as though the person making the comment cant read.
yeah, this is dlisted and you can have ur own opinion.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 11:52am.
This grey hoodie is making me angry!
ha ha ha!
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Am I the only one that looked at the unibombers cabin and thought 'Ooooh nice!'?