Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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Well she sounds better than Cassie, Rihanna, Danity Kane & all the other broke flop hoes who think they can sing!
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Sit yo ass down!
um, yeeeah...and that last note really made it "boo"-able lmao...who is she?
She sang OK, don't understand all this drama
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Dayum that was a mess.
I HATE when bitches go all crazy on this song. So freaking annoying. ugh.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Bring back Roseanne and Brit-Brit. They mangled it more. Brit was off key most of the time, showing that she needs her producers to clean up the mess when she records. Say you what you will about that crack-house reject Whitney. She sang one of the best Star Spangled Banners of all time, before she descended into the sickening chaos of her drug-addled brain.
Was it me or did she get booed at the end?
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I live in Dallas and I can't stand the fans. Too fracking nationalistic for my taste (I'm from the North). Anyhoo, that shit was a hot ass mess.
I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M is the right place
for this talent girl.
AHHHHHH-guh-un-knee-EEEEE-yee-HEEE-eeee!
that poor, poor song.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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◘ that's alt + 8 I think it's a camera, SAY CHEESE!
oh what did you ask? yeah, alt + 3 is the heart
Oh say does that star mangled banner ever hurt my ears.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
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okay, how come alt 2 = L? i mean why for?
I used to think me and my keyboard were close.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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Holy Shit! We can play poker!
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Funniest thing I've read all day. And I have been here ALL DAY instead of working. Not that I'm getting paid, but still I have stuff to do and.. how do you make that heart? 3.......... fuck. is this a only in america thing again?
Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 2:27pm.
YOU wanted attention.
We all gave it to you.
Now go back to your hole and jerk off to it.
And I was made for loving you, baby.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
I got through the first 15 seconds of it. I had to stop the vid.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
She's a whore.
Submitted by Stoney on September 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
*plugs devore's butthole with shoe*
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Seriously. Why can't people just agree to disagree?
*plugs devore's butthole with shoe*
I tell you what, sluts, if this fucking site freezes up on me ONEMORETIME some fucking heads will fucking roll (role)!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
****Submitted by Missy around 2 or so-
Let me know when you do, mmmkay? Im sick of driving all the way to the Bronx.****
I will!!It shouldn't be too hard to find;)
MISSY! BRING IT ON!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Um i have willie nelson tickets for here in the city on Sep 25th.... Joacob Dylan and some red necks will be opening.....
WILLIE TIMES!
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JELLY MISSY!!!
maybe ill come down for that!!!!!! my BF's mom is good friends with jodie payne so we used to get to go hang on the bus with the band all the time but something happened and Jodie isnt touring with them this time!! sadness!!
but anyhooker, Im gonna come to the city and go to that with you. yes I am.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 16, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Mrs. K., if I find any more great music I am NOT sharing.
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Awe, bubbeleh, don't be like that!!
Rugelach?
Kugel?
Brisket, maybe?
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Sweet, reminds me of the Cyndi Lauper parody on The Simpsons and/or when Bleeding Gums Murphy wails his ass through the national anthem while the audience falls asleep.
Jokes aside, I think the compassionate thing would be to have the girl humanely euthanized.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
Mrs. K., if I find any more great music I am NOT sharing.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
She made it about herself and nnot about the country. That's where she slipped up.
Ask not what your anthem can do for you...
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Um i have willie nelson tickets for here in the city on Sep 25th.... Joacob Dylan and some red necks will be opening.....
WILLIE TIMES!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
haha, Im actually just a really big fan of willie nelson.
and the rest of the guys in his family band and his rodies.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 2:17pm.
make sure you're using the num pad, not the alhpa num
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ftZAZWLrWKo&feature=related
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 1:16pm.
uh-oh speakit figured out the secret code...
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!!
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
okay I have an A♠K♠Q♠J♠10♠
I win. That was fun.
333.22.33>#
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i do not have happy heart making abilities.
FUCKERS!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
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Holy Shit! We can play poker!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 16, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Missy and Mrs. K.,
Did you two ever check out Katie Muella?
um no...
sowwy
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
thanks Mrs K
I♥u
awwww SO CUTE!!! damn i love that heart
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 16, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Mrs K you can just do ALT 3 and forgo the > and I think it still works.
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well smack my ass and call me Judy! You are right!!!!
you hear that speakit, dear? Just the ALT key and the 3.
Goddamit I love the 21st Century!!!!!
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Who is this Katie Muella we are speaking of? Matie Mellua?
If so I vote yes!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Who is this Katie Muella we are speaking of? Matie Mellua?
If so I vote yes!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Mrs K you can just do ALT 3 and forgo the > and I think it still works. Unless you like the finger gymnastics. I tried it your way and almost broke my wrist
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue
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I did it! wait.. I need practice ♥♥♥
It's kinda hard with my trashy girl acrylics so don't be expectin a ♥ unless I really mean it.
Thanks Mrs. K!
At least the game was good.
What will this this Kat Deluna broad be remembered most for?...her one hit record?...or nuking the National Anthem in front of 80,000 plus anther 15,000,000 watching at home? My money is on that second one.Way to go Kat.Fond memories await when you resume your bank teller job.
WOOHOOOOOOOOO! GOOOOO COWBOYSSSSSSS!
(and yes she did kill it on certain notes)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by missy on September 16, 2008 - 4:00pm.
IS SOMEONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT FARM AID?!?!?!
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YEAH I AM WHAT OF IT. *pulls off earrings*
I'm all for helping farmers if they need it, but seriously, I know some. They ALL are far from poor or needy. Even if they have a bad season. Hell, everything is a tax write off for them. The days of the small little farmhouse..pfffft. They have mansions.
Missy and Mrs. K.,
Did you two ever check out Katie Muella?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 1:04pm.
How do you make that heart?
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Press the ALT key, the > key and the 3 on the number key pad on the right all at the same time, release the fingers and VOILA.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
i want to go to farm aide!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I ♥ Beth.
I lurve her voice.
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Never heard her. I just pulled that one out of the air.
How do you make that heart?
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I ♥ Beth.
I lurve her voice.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
IS SOMEONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT FARM AID?!?!?!
yeah Deb, me and you will be sitting on Jodie's bus smokin blunts and drinkin moonshine and everyone else can suck it! except for the farmers in need :) oh and Deb Ill bring some seltzer and a man-toy for you to sub for the moonshine :)
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