Pat Hates Lara
After Pat O'Brien went "crazy, did some coke, had a threesome" and then went to rehab, "The Insider" demoted him as the main host of the show. Lara Spencer now hosts that shit and Pat isn't happy about it. Page Six reports that Pat sent off an e-mail to several staff members claiming Lara is making viewers sick, because she only cares about stupid shit like fashion. Pat cares about important things like helping the poor and saving the world.
In his e-mail, Pat writes:
"Hi, folks, I just spent a couple of days in Iowa - I'm a little bit of a favorite son there - and I spoke with maybe a thousand people and was very hands-on. Even Joe Biden said, 'You should be running (for president)!' But what I came away with was, these people can't afford gas, books, food or schools or movies!I was approached a hundred times by people asking, 'Can you help us?' I tried to tell them we care, but they didn't buy it. They wanted to, but watching Anya and Lara [Spencer] pick out accessories makes the viewers want to vomit. I'll get killed for this, but I'm actually the one not afraid for my job. I want people to be happy."
A source said that Pat is jealous of Lara, because she has his job. Pat shrugged off those claims and explained his e-mail: "I'm trying to create a discourse. The American people want honesty. I just raged against the machine. We can change the world."
We don't want honesty! If we did, we would move to another planet. We want to know about accessories and fashion!!!!!!!
You know, someone should really do a documentary on all those talking robots who host entertainment news shows. I'm convinced that these people have fucked up lives. They are way too robotic and medicated to be normal. They only know how to keep it together on camera, but completely lose it behind the scenes.
In my mind, Lara is a mega bitch who hoards used yogurt cups in her dressing room. Victoria Recano is a germaphobe who is obsessed with plucking her pubic hairs. Billy Bush like to tie rope around his peen while watching "Everybody Loves Raymond" re-runs. He has a thing for Doris Roberts. Seriously, I bet these people are effed up! Even more effed up than us!
The Insider is an ENTERTAINMENT show for goodness sakes... I truly hope ppl aren't REALLY looking for the world to be changed by this show... SMH
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cthu@ all the comments. The pic of Pat and Lara is seriously quote the photo!!
I can see a little of what he's saying. They have a section in the show now where they focus on her items of clothing and name off who made them during the show. Which is odd because most of the shit is ugly. They've made the show about Lara pretty much as if there are people watching just to see her and not the celebrity news. I really think all of those celebrity tabloid shows have annoying hosts.
That being said..Pat is still a selfish coke snortin twat.
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Rage against the machine? That's just shameful...
I hate those robot girls! They just stand there being vapid in their polyester weaves, with their hips thrust out and their chicken claws clutching their sides. Ugh, I can never watch it for more than 10 seconds. But seriously, does anyone watch those shows hoping for a solution to inflation and poor salaries? And from Pat?
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She is especially annoying. I just want to beat the crap out her.
When did a show that replayed Marie Osmond's collapse on "Dancing With The Stars" like the Zapruder film become hard journalism?
Note to Pat McCrotch: you're a perv, your show sucks and the reason the rubes are vomiting is that every time they see you, they think of your nasty peen being licked by two skanks like a salt-lick in a meadow.
Ugh...here comes dinner. I went too far with that thought.
omg thats too fucking funny. Just yesterday i was watching a re-run of SNL, Christina Aguilera was the host. it was in the good days when she had THE best set of chola eyebrows, and she was a complete whore. anyways, the tv fun house for that episode was real audio. and it had Pat and those other hos walking around, and all they could say were et and insider headlines. I need to find that shit on youtube, anyone know what im talking about?
*chola que chula*
i hate him, he's gross and an idiot. why is he still on the air? he's a freaking entertainment reporter, himself, so why is he acting like he's cronkite? if he wants to do human interest stories then get a job doing that. tragedies or people suffering aren't "entertainment" news anyway...and i hate all of those type of shows...ET, etc. they all suck, lol and are completely inane....
Holy fucking shit that is no fucking lie i want to blow my fucking head off when i hear her talking give horny ass pat his gig back now please i fucking hate her dumb ass bitch she ie lol.....
I don't blame Pat - I HATE Lara Spencer! I stopped watching "Antique Roadshow" when she was the host, and you KNOW this was a hardship for me because I needed my weekly fix of the Keno Brothers and their blindingly blond hair and huge teeth. She is beyond annoying, and I hated her stupid outfits (she always tried to wear something that reflected the city they were visiting, and she always looked ridiculous). Go get 'er, Pat - she's a menace!
Ummm, did he forget what show he works for?? E-mail memo to Pat: there is no serious journalism going on there! If people expect anything hard-hitting or life changing from The Insider, they probably also think McCain/Palin are "mavericks for change".
I don't know if I should recommend that he start snorting or stop snorting. But I do know he ain't right in the head.
I'm amazed he can walk carrying around all that bullshit and ego.
I love it when self important douchebags get their asses kicked. It's always fucking hilarious.
I'm surprised he isn't running from person to person screaming "did you see what she did? Did you hear what she said?"
Oh who am I kidding you know he is.
And his kind are always too stupid to realize that it's HIS ass that will be on the next bus to unemployment town if he doesn't learn to keep his place and STFU.
'I tried to tell them we care'. That part was so funny I almost choked myself laughing.
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Cowbell, I hate Lara, too. She's a smug little twat. I despise smugness more than ANYTHING.
Pat is delusional, but he's harmless. Lara would stab you in the back just to get your donut.
The funny thing about this is The Insider is a rag mag show, isn't it? Does he think they are Anderson Coopers 360?
Oh Pat, lighten up.
That is so fucking hot!
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Pat should have been fired already. If his name were "Patricia" he would have been unemployed years ago.
He is right! that dumb ho DOES make me want to vomit!
RAGE AGAINST THAT MACHINE PAT! You just rage on your little bald mother fucker! Dont let THE MAN keep you down you hot bitch! FUCK LARA AND HER STUPID FACE!
Inf act I see we give this hot bitch Pat some of the good Columbian shit and video tape him going off on all of the billy bush type bastards out there and then on to the biggest douche bag celebrities out there!
I have a whole list of people he can get oll geeked up and RAGE on! LMMFAOSOB!!!!!
WHOA! PAT OBRIEN IS GONNA RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!
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Pat needs to stop sniffing the hair glue. Dumbarse.
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Unfortunately, it appears anyone CAN!
What is this deal with wanting 'someone like me' running the country?? I want someone a whole hell of a lot smarter than I am, and I have a flipping Ph.D.!!
Even Joe Biden said, 'You should be running (for president)!'
'Because ANYBODY can get up there these days, you know!'
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Ok, that e-mail made no kinda sense at all and way to name drop POB.."Joe Biden told me I should run for president" Shut the f** up! Is this man serious. You work for entertainment tonight, it's not like you host Meet the Press. And yes MK, the people who host these shows really are wacked out behind the scenes. I interned at The Home Shopping Network this past summer and saw some crazy sh**. The host are all a bunch of naracissitic, fake, idiotic lushes. But hey! I'd be losing it too if I had to hawk and pretend like Tori Spelling Jewelry and Susan Somers clothes were the best thing EVER!
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Not a fan of his, but I detest Lara. Would love to see her eyes get stuck in place the next time she rolls them while interviewing someone. Ugly little troll has an attitude. What's worse is she tries to hide it with a fake smile.
What a couple of self-centered, egotistical assholes. God, I hate people like this. And there are far too many of them out there. Especially in NYC & CT.
The sense of personal entitlement and lack of humility is unreal.
FFS why doesn't someone just whack him? Where the hell is Paulie Walnuts when you need him?
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All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
POB needs to go to rehab for his ego problem. Also, he's ugly.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
I'd like more honesty about coke and threesomes.
They weren't asking for cash Pat, they were asking you for coke!!
Submitted by hotgeorge on September 16, 2008 - 9:40am.
I saw she has a personal blog on "^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^", a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine.
Fuck off asshole
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I saw she has a personal blog on "^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^", a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine.
Favorite son in Iowa? Really??
I've never heard anyone mention you here, unless they were mocking your cocaine-snorting, drunk-dialing, hooker-slapping butt.
Get over yourself.
What the hell is wrong with him? Maybe if he hadn't spent all his money on coke, he could have donated some cash to the flood victims.
I agree jbarlow - I live in Iowa and I've never heard him mentioned. What a douche.
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guess that is not a BI anymore...lmao
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That show needs to be cancelled. Fire all of their creepy asses!
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"So quit watching TV and get a job. That's what I would've told them."
If he had actually had a conversation with someone other than the psychotic little voice in his head.
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Does anybody even watch this shit? It's not 1993!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
So quit watching TV and get a job. That's what I would've told them. Or, if you are watching TV at least knit mittens while you are doing it and try to sell them.
Lara is very average looking. I'm surprised they gave her that job.
Gee, he makes Iowa sound like a third-world country. Reality check, Pat: Iowa has movie theatres, people drive cars, people go to school, and believe it or not, they wear clothes!
What an asshole.
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Pat PLEASE put your thoughts into some voicemails! Preferably after you have downed a couple or snorted a few.
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Well, I am all about fashion but I have to agree with other readers....who still watches this when you can get it all online? We have cable these days....
They should settle this by grabbing a couple of hookers and some coke and going cawaazzzyyyaaahhhh!!!!!
But seriously I think them most important question here is who the fuck still watches this show?
since pat is as equally annoying as lara, why not get rid of both of them...i know that would me happy...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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Lara Spencer is a bitch. I used to work at a restaurant in Greenwich where she lives and she came in there one day and was giving people the evil eye because people weren't coming up to her and recognizing her or something I guess. I'm with Pat O'Brien - She makes me wanna vomit too.
"But what I came away with was, these people can't afford gas, books, food or schools or movies!
I was approached a hundred times by people asking, 'Can you help us?' I tried to tell them we care, but they didn't buy it."
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They wanted you to hand them a Franklin. They don't care about your shit show.
Is anyone on that show not the walking embodiment of annoying??
It cracks me up that Lara is accused of "only caring about fashion" when most of the times she's dressed like a couch.