Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Morning Wood
David Duchovny or a Jennifer Aniston/Helen Mirren hybrid? - SOW
Chihuahuas on wheels!!!!!! - Celebitchy
DMX talks shit. Literally. - Crunk + Disorderly
Tracy Turnblad loves Zac Efron with every inch of her body. That's a whole lot of love! - I'm Not Obsessed
Governor Val Kilmer? - ICYDK
Vin Diesel is still getting cast in movies for some reason. - Mollygood
Something isn't right with White Oprah. She's been way too nice lately - A Socialite's Life
Tater Head used to have a crush on her stepfather. Yeah, that's not at all creepy. - Holy Moly!
Submitted by thehoustongirl on September 16, 2008 - 1:07pm.
my avie is esperanza spalding...she's an amazing jazz musician and quite accomplished...if you like jazz you should youtube her to check out her sound...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Duchovny on Twin Peaks was great. I am actually watching the show again because it's been a while. That was such a great show, I almost made Nadine my avatar. I love that crazy bitch. Has anyone else been to the fan festival in Washington? I've gone 3 times, it's so much fun being there and eating cherry pie at the R&R diner.
White Oprah must have substituted ecstasy for blow.
Submitted by letinstar on September 16, 2008 - 10:36am.
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Who is that in your avatar, letinstar?
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Hot Damn!
I LOVED Twin Peaks!!!
*mmmmm, Cherry Pie*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 16, 2008 - 9:41am.
you people can't tell me that that jaw line doesn't look a little Aniston-esque!
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the resemblance IS remarkable!
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
you people can't tell me that that jaw line doesn't look a little Aniston-esque!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Duchovny on Twin Peaks, OLD!
DONE!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
MC
send it again...plz
the # lol,,, you know what I mean
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
I bet Tater Head & Ashton have exchanged sour cream & chives.
Weird stuff in the household. It just reeks of pervasion.
lol, ELB!
The Log Lady was hot! So was Nadine.
http://www.lynchtown.com/immagini/TP-LogLady.jpg
http://www.lynchnet.com/tp/tpcards/tpsp39.jpg
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
xx - is she here today? I told her to give you my number but I will tell her again!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 16, 2008 - 11:58am.
also, anybody who loves their money or their eyeballs... DO NOT SEE BABYLON A.D.!
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LOL! Point taken.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
OMG, David Duchovny looks like a cross between Demi Moore and freaking Sean Young, that batshit crazy ho from the Ace Ventura movie.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3552484096/nm0000707
also, anybody who loves their money or their eyeballs... DO NOT SEE BABYLON A.D.! I can handle a poorly written shootemup crapfest as long as it is entertaining. This movie was caca wrapped in bacon and fried on the grill bad. DO NOT WATCH!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
MC
Hey love! I'm having celly proplems!!! My battery charger won't plug in :(
send your # to okie if you can... I'll call you from a pay phone!!!! I need to talk to you
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 16, 2008 - 8:05am.
YES! GOVERNON KILMER! That almost sounds like Kimble. Detective John Kimble. He's a cop, you idiot. That was bad.
Oh fuck, Governor Schwarzenegger and Governer Kilmer would have a SMACKDOWN.
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for the kindergarten cop reference, I must now lick your face (yes, I am an arnoldloonie!)
*lick*
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Love those chis! They need their own category, MK.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Submitted by lizzieb on September 16, 2008 - 11:42am.
we all know there's all kinds of freaky sneaky going on in that moore-willis-kutcher household...the bag over the head would be foreplay...lol
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by letinstar on September 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
i'm sure rumer has paraded naked around ashton many times...and i'm sure he would hit as long as rumer put a bag over her head...
It would have to be a fucking big bag. A sack might be in with a fighting chance- if it had an elastic rim.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about her latest news.
DMX talks shit. Literally. - Crunk + Disorderly
*covers ears*
don't make me do it!!! DOn't make me do it!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
I love David Duchovny
He's fantastic in Californication
He can fornicate with me all he wants!
Oh and that's beyond creepy 'Tater head had posters of Ashton in her potato sack before her mother was boning him in the next room. WEIRD
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Sugar Magnolia
oy...i thought duchovny was juliette lewis...only cleaner...
little doggies on wheels...how cute...even though i know i would get still jumped by them, just on wheels...
so when blonsky says she loves zac efron with all her body, does that mean he let her suck him off as a mercy suck, so she would get off him....
i'm sure rumer has paraded naked around ashton many times...and i'm sure he would hit as long as rumer put a bag over her head...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
There is a new show on CBS called "The Exes" or something like that....this pic looks like the actress who is starring in it....she's probably not happy about that.
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
duchovny. how can anyone get past the very square jaw and the five o'clock stubble creating little bumps over the lip and the hint o' adams apple?
I seriously thought that was Andie MacDowell at first.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
YES! GOVERNON KILMER! That almost sounds like Kimble. Detective John Kimble. He's a cop, you idiot. That was bad.
Oh fuck, Governor Schwarzenegger and Governer Kilmer would have a SMACKDOWN.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
They make a prettier Juliette Lewis..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Steffi Graf looks really HOT with dark hair!
Twin Peaks-Log Lady was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Jen Aniston-man face? Well, heres a man who would pork that 'man faced' woman many times over, yum yum yum *squuuuuuiiirrrrtttttt* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
HAHAHAHA
Dinah shut up, quit sucking up. BUT LOL! Lindsay's wearing leggings with the gray hoodie!
WHAT?!?!?! A GROUPIE THAT'S NASTY?!?!?!
duh, what the fukk did you expect, dumb ass
those chihuahuas are the cutest!!!
When you guys talk about women with manly faces I would get it, but now after seeing this photo I GET IT...loud and clear.
David looks like my highschool French teacher.
That DMX story is the greatest love story I've ever heard in my entire life. What kind of groupie spends the night? I thought they did their thing and left.
Democrat Bill Richardson says, “I like the idea. Val Kilmer is a New Mexican, he was Batman."
OH well, okay that makes perfect sense. OMG WAIT... I'm gonna write in Harrison Ford as my vote for President because not only did he play Indiana Jones and the President, he played Han Solo. He obviously has experience as leader of the free world and with foreign affairs. But there's a bonus! If some intergalactic shit goes down, we're good to go!
It's about time that we had some proof that Jennifer Aniston looks like a really made over man. I've been saying that for yeeaars!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Looking at the tater head business I thought 'why it's like Woody and Soon Yi' for the second time today. The first was thinking about Brad and Zahara.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
David Duchovny has been creeping me out lately. I know that's an old photo, but he just has some WEIRD ass pictures. I'm still not over the peen in the teacup one.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Denise! He was pretty much the only reason I watched twin peaks when it was totally sucking near the end.