Tuesday, September 16th 2008
True Love: Brit Brit & Frapp
These beautiful pictures have brought tears to my eyes. Not since Christian the Lion reunited with the two hippies gays have I been so touched by a reunion. Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" is playing in my head while I go through these images of Brit Brit with her true love, Frapp. This is exactly where Frapp belongs, in Brit Brit's Cheetle covered hands.
I was beginning to think that her heart moved on. It was foolish of me to think that, because once you go Frapp, you never go back.
Umm...and doesn't Brit Brit's fellatio with Frapp sort of fuck with her 1,200 calorie a day diet?
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She's got the legs of a Corgi dog.
Dance once with the Starfucks Frap Devil,
It'll own your soul forever.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"Picasso...cut his ear off,"
OMG what a coincidence. SO did another famous artist, Vincent Van Gogh!
What are the chances?!?!?!
Wow
Just wow.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Brit has the same legs as the football blogger dude a few posts down.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 12:18pm.
LMAO hell no even I wouldnt compare Britney to Picasso. Although they were both BAT SHIT CRAZY, his crazy might actually be worse than hers. Picasso starved himself, cut his ear off, shit he could give a master class in being a nutter. What I was however comparing, was the fact that people usually dont know the scope of how big an artist of any field will reach, decades if not centuries after there death. Or take a non celebrity like Cleopatra, people hated her during her reign, in Egypt and especially in Rome. She was also another "slut" with "no morality" but guess what, years later, she is held in very high esteem. Its funny, people who are "sluts" and live their life however they want, and dont succumb to societal expectations to conform, are the ones who actually make a lasting mark, whether it be politics,entertainment. Elvis battered and raped his child bride, and the reprocutions of that can be visibly seen when you look at her but people still defend him, goes to show nice people really do finish last.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I dont know but I been told
A big legged woman aint got no soul.
Screw Brit Brit. Give me more Christian the Lion!!!
Brit Brit with Frap in hand makes me as comfy as my down comforter.
Hmmm I knew that she wouldn't be able to resist the call of the frapp much longer.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 10:01am.
DAMMIT! Girls with big thighs need love too.
Or so this "friend of mine" with big thighs tells me
true!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Marylin Monroe was a curvy feminine, charismatic icon. And she was never photo-graphed looking like shit. Britney Spears is a masculine, no personality, narcissist. She's plastic and manufactured stage school brat that got lucky.
LMAO @ Speakit. Well Duh.. And I've been buying tampons all this time, and I could have been recycling my husbands ciggie butts. Damn, I'm not very Green. I'm so ashamed.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
*comes down with mighty thunder from the sky*
DO NOT COMPARE BRITNEY TO THE KING!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
DAMMIT! Girls with big thighs need love too.
Or so this "friend of mine" with big thighs tells me.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Me too, xxyxz :D
And they're HOT too! So there! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Angel_i
I have big ole' Brit thighs!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
@Mrs. K: Mo' like Eminem;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
In the 1950s, Elvis combined rockabilly with the gospel music of his church and the rhythm and blues he heard in Memphis and gave it a pop spin. "He opened the door for black music," Little Richard once said.
"Elvis Presley's death deprives our country of a part of itself," said US president Jimmy Carter. "He was unique and irreplaceable ... His following was immense, and he was a symbol to people the world over of the vitality, rebelliousness and good humour of his country."
Britney Spears is NO Elvis Presley.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Britney and Elvis have a lot in common.
1. Junk food.
2. Drugs.
3. Tight spangly outfits.
4. Hair cuts: Elvis was publicly shorn for his stint in the military; Britney, uh, did it herself for no apparent reason.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I like her legs.
and I HATE YOU ALL! for making me say something nice about her!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
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Um... I was kinda on your side even though I think you may be a little batshit for comparing Brit to Elvis. But.. stranger things have happened. In the end, who knows?
But now you're comparing Brit to Picasso? Picasso was an artist. Brit is an engineered entertainer. Lay off the crack.
Oh and LOL@Okie.. she's cuntry y'all. who needs tampons when there are so many ciggie butts just lying around?
Xxyxz.. Oh shit that user name! He did leave for a bit. hmmm! He must be on his home computer. I love the Lil Jon style talk, I should start doing that to him. he's probably seizure.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by hotgeorge on September 16, 2008 - 9:42am
reported slut!
LMAO @ the USER NAME!!!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Oklahoma
Just be like ummm. yeah.. OKAY! Lil Jon style
you ARE at work!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Xxyxz.. I had the phone up to my ear earlier, and Boss walked up, and started talking. I was like "hold on a second" (to him) he said "oh, are you on the phone?" i mean, wtf? seriously, is that a serious question you're asking there poopie pants? *sighs* le pew~
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
brit's thighs are thunderous..
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Britney compaired to Elvis
Buwhahahahhahh! *holds belly*
Takes puff of albuterol
Nope...... NEVER
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
She has legs like a WWF wrestler.
Like, Literally!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Chilli Chesse Fries aint that bad of a way to go, it be worse than chocking on some broccoli, at least go out with some good shit...hmmmm ham sandwiches
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
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I bet she chokes on a cheeto while sitting on a gas station toilet. Hey, there's no Graceland for Brit.
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Due to yelling at a random passer-by to "Hey ya'll fetch me a cotton on a string, this here hole is a bleedin again, shoooot, this feels funny on my hands!"
This is exactly where Frapp belongs, in Brit Brit's Cheetle covered hands.
MK,
Is cheetle the adjectival form of the word Cheeto? And who decides....Xenu?? LMAO
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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K
speakit,
the thing is people dont have perspective time wise. If you were to ask people who lived at the time Elvis was alive if they though he would be worth that much years later they would laugh. Even Picasso in his time, people thought his artwork was worth nothing, and I believe he only sold 1 picture in his entire life. Nowadays a Picasso is worth millions. Who knows whats to come, but of all the artists that have come out in recent time, only Britney would I bet my money on is destined to become legendary like the people mentioned before. There are other artists nowadays whom in the future will be known, and appreciated but wont reach the same level of Elvis or Marilyn. Like I said earlier those two literally were the "britney" of their time, people always criticized them for not having enough "talent", but the key thing is that what matters isnt how high a note you can hit, but how much the people love you, and thats something either you have or dont.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
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I bet she chokes on a cheeto while sitting on a gas station toilet. Hey, there's no Graceland for Brit.
I know I have said this a million fucking times, but damn, I hate her legs.
You know she pulled those nasty shorts off of a pile on the floor.
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
Elvis still rakes in between 40 - 50 million dollars a year.
Pretty good for a dead guy. Brit will never do that. We should kill her and find out.
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Yes, good call.. Lets look at our 'killing' tools. Knife, Gun, bomb, pokes in the face, or NYApples would say it will be chilli cheese fries.
Ha! DEA, that was the most hilarious post *ever*!
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Elvis still rakes in between 40 - 50 million dollars a year.
Pretty good for a dead guy. Brit will never do that. We should kill her and find out.
Yeah, skinny in the mean time! The frapp trapp is back! You guys remember this pic? LMAO
http://www.dlisted.com/node/16947
Brit's ugly
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 11:39am.
Well lets just say difference of opinions but the thing about "time" is that it makes people look better, than they were in the past. Elvis has CHEESY fucking songs, but they were lots of fun, and had a great beat. Elvis had a nice voice, but he couldnt really really sing. Does this not remind you of someone? Britney!... both had nice songs, and both made some corny movies, but both were very much adored by the people. Its almost the same with Marilyn Monroe, time has been her best friend. People forget she was the Paris Hilton of her time, people use to call her a whore, skank, etc. But the people also loved her, so yeah she made silly movies, and again, like Britney and Elvis, did not have musically a strong voice, HOWEVER, Marilyn also had some nice fun songs, like Jungle Fever, or any of her songs in G.P.B.. All three faced the same fate, worshipped for their aesthetic beauty at first, and then mocked and ridiculed when they lost it and became fat and professionally sloppy, but the three made a comeback of sorts. Marilyns however was cut short because of death but who knows what would have been in stored for her.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Mysmichelle on September 16, 2008 - 11:13am.
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Elvis probably still sells more CD's per year than Brit.
Someone google that and prove me right.
More people in sheer number already know about Britney than Elvis. Doesn't make her better its just a fact because of the internet ect. And Duh there's more people.
I like Elvis better personally but how can you just dismiss the idea - he was totally screwed in the head himself. TOTALLY
Maybe Britney is Elvis back for another try?
Uh Absolutely not, can anyone compare Britney to Elvis, and saying she will surpass his fame?
I dont tink soo!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
The drink wont fuck up her diet. She has lost ALOT of weight, look at her, her 1200 caloric diet a day worked of. Dieters who dont give themselves the occasional treat, are those who eventually fall of the wagon and can never get on because mentally their diets have been structured to hard. Britney will be fine, shes still not "back" yet, and she might never get to where she was physically or career wise, but that might be a good thing. In the last years, with her mental breakdown, it has pretty much guaranteed her legendary infamy, and she will likely go down as one of the more fascinating life stories, such as Elizabeth Taylor's. If Britney can pull of her much talked about "comeback", then it will likely rival if not surpass Elvis' because of just how low she sank in all aspects of her life.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by FatMartha on September 16, 2008 - 10:44am.
Good morninggggg efryone!
My god she's skinny. Bring back "fat" Britney - she makes me feel better about myself.
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FatMartha, you're not fat, you're just best friends with cholesterol.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Her death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 16, 2008 - 10:39am.
LCT
then, feed them to the toilet bats.
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TOILET BATS AREN'T BOOT MOVING Y'ALL OK WOW
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Stock Broker,
True. The minute that first can popped, Jebus wept.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
And she's already started with the Frap faces.
Well - it can't be too long now - we all know that Fraps are her number one drug of choice; they make her just as crazy as that other shit.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Good morninggggg efryone!
My god she's skinny. Bring back "fat" Britney - she makes me feel better about myself.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
speakit, I'm with you...who the ef does she think she's fooling? Herself? I'd have more respect for her if she laid low and prioritized her relationship with her kids. She is pig people.