Mischa, Don't Follow Him To The Hotel Library
Sominex's couple of the day alert! Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett left Bungalow 8 in London last night and headed straight for his hotel. Hopefully, Mischa's stupid ass skipped the hotel library and went directly to his room. It might have been what I like to call an "Easy Pass lay," because The Daily Mail reports that Mischa was seen leaving his hotel one hour later.
I knew it! Josh looks like one of those types that barfs before reaching the toilet. You know the types. Orgasm robbers. They make everything so akward. They stand there, holding their weepy junk, apologizing for cumming before you even get started. You really want to curse them the fuck out and hit them with a phone or somethin. As they clean their sorry asses up in the bathroom, you piss in their shoes as punishment. No, I'm not speaking from experience. Yes, I'm lying.
Anyway, Mischa and Josh make sense to me. It was probably just one night of non-passion, but they work as a couple. They both have the personality of a wet piece of Styrofoam.
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Ewwww... what a skankalicious broad!
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Sit yo ass down!
I miss the time when he and Scarlett Johansson were together. They were a great couple. Although I don't really like either of them.
My money is on the theory that they couldn't find a common ground. Two twats not fucking, yeh I can see it.
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meh, pot buddies, she had some pills he traded her for some pot.
Is it just me or is all this stuff this morning super boring.
Josh looks like a hot librarian, Mischa is a hot mess. I'm not sure those two even go together. Drunken sex has its time and place, usually you think it lasts longer, but it's only until he runs out of energy immediately after cumming in 3 seconds flat. Yeah, it totally sucks and revenge must be taken out for the dreadful performance. I'm not sure why men even want to fuck in that state, they're dreadfully bad and think they're doing a great job because they're so drunk they've become delusional.
Your face!
These two are about as interesting as Affleck and Garner. I bet it takes them under an hour too.
I spat the cum out into the dude's shoe and wiped my mouth with a tie on the floor to punish him. blown away in under a min and then he fell asleep. ugh!
Congratulations Josh Hartnett! You're weird creeppy transformation into the late Yves Saint Laurent is almost finished!
I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
let's shut down the 15 minutes on these two already...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
An hour later? Doesn't sound like they were exchanging body fluids. I vote on exchanging mood enhancers of choice.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
*Thinking of something nice to say* Well....her eye makeup looks good in that 4th thumbnail.
LMAO Stock Broker!
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Low Rent Johnny Depp must have a craving for cottage cheese.
Okay, I have never ever gotten what's so hot about this guy, but he looks damn good there! Those glasses are oddly sexy.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 16, 2008 - 9:49am.
He's not hot. She's not hot.
Not fuckable!
that's all.
ITA. they both disgust me. ewwwww
I still find him attractive :s help.
But he should drop the Nana mouskouri glasses as fast as his pants.
I watched a movie w/ Josh in it yesterday. He was vie-ing for LeeLee Sobleski or whatever her name is, GROSS! LeeLee Gross, yeah, that's her name. I wonder if he was truly disappointed to get that role, like having to kiss her!..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
mischa is a hot mess dujuor ugh. Why did she get so ugly? I heard she was ugly on the inside so that's probably why.
josh deserves BETTER.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
pot buddies sounds about right LoLo...
i dont really like her at all but i think she has a very pretty face & he seems dull, but i think he is kind of hot.
Josh harnet is hot. lol
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
I know nothing about Mischa. What makes her so bad?
Both of these over-rated twats need to find an empty alley and just disappear into one another.
He's not hot. She's not hot.
Not fuckable!
that's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I DO NOT get the appeal of this guy.
Am not liking the Clark Kent look on Josh. And he looks guilty here. Misha is a nonentity to me.
Submitted by KD on September 16, 2008 - 9:39am.
Do only hotels in England have library's? I've never heard of a hotel having a library. Who has time to read when you are travelling? Only on the plane!
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some ppl who have more money than sense, actually live in hotels.
Josh has been staying there for over a month and is meant to stay till the end of december at least, when his play finishes it run.
not that i've been stalking him or anything lol
Josh Harnett has the capability of being super sexy and hot...why the hell does he hide it behind all that douchery?
Don't even get me started on Mischa...she was a pretty girl who turned into a complete mess, and that's just talking about her personality.
Meh.
she's so over I can't believe anyone would take her pic. duh.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Do only hotels in England have library's? I've never heard of a hotel having a library. Who has time to read when you are travelling? Only on the plane!
Pfft - she did the cum dump thing in exchange for some weed. Doesn't she work at McDonald's now?
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I used to be so in love with Josh Hartnett, then he got greasy and douchey, however, these pictures make him look super hot so the crush just came back just for a few minutes until my eye caught a glimpse of Mischa.
Anyoatmeal, Mischa has a pretty face, but the rest ruins it(and Im not talking her cellulite, but her personality)
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She was ready to bone before she even left the bar! Look closely, her clothes are unbuttoned! What a waste case.
I was just thinking how clean she looks in the thumbnails compared to most celebs out and about.
That's be some raunch BO-nasty secks right there.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Misha probably smells of armpit and crotch sweat on the daily.
Josh is hot when showered.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
How does she afford the fare to London?
He looks like Rivers Cuomo. Can't Josh get his own look? And I agree with the "pot buddy" consensus.
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He just wishes someone would want to destroy his sweater. The guy from Weezer did this look better back in 1994.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LunaChick on September 16, 2008 - 9:25am.
What's with the glasses? They don't do him justice at all.
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it's kind of a london hipster fashion thing, it'll reach you guys soon methinks.
i think he's hot, she on the other hand, is a twat.
MK, you're kinda bitter. The dude didn't at least blow you?
Mischa looks really pretty in the 4th thumbnail.
meh, pot buddies, she had some pills he traded her for some pot.
Is it just me or is all this stuff this morning super boring.
Eh they were just going to smoke a joint or to give her a little of his stash.
No fuckie or suckie. Pot buddies is all.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What's with the glasses? They don't do him justice at all.
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