It's Not Much, But It Will Do
I didn't give you any full Blaaaake peen (see below), so maybe this will do for now. Although, it's not much. Seriously, if you blink you'll miss it.
Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins likes to blog. Apparently, he likes to blog in the nude. Don't look at me. I don't play that game. Poop and blog, yes. Nude and blog, no.
The other day Chris posted a picture of the Redskins playbook and uploaded it to his blog, but failed to see his drowsy one-eyed worm saying "hiya" at the bottom of the picture. Click here to see it, but you might get more excitement out of opening your refrigerator and staring at the cold hot dogs.
And if you notice, Chris' one-eyed worm is precariously close to that notebook. That's a paper cut on the peen waiting to happen.
Chris' family is upset about his wang showing up on the internet. Pff! What's to be upset about? Peen happens!
VIA Deadspin
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I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
The only thing normal looking about this dude, is his flaccid peen. I'd be more embarrassed to be seen in those boots. They make his legs look like carrots.
"LOL, having just looked at the main pic (without reading the blurb), I thought it was one of Princess Diana's boys."
OMG, me too. First thing came to mind was, "when did Prince Ginger get buffed?"
I don't know about Redskins but I sure see a lot of pink.
"We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. "
bwahahahaha
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
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You think that was awkward? Just wait until this dumb hick has 6 or 7 children.
LOL, having just looked at the main pic (without reading the blurb), I thought it was one of Princess Diana's boys.
The peen tip looks like it has a deep paper cut in it, GROSS! It's totally embarrassing and hilarious at the same time!
Your face!
He's a football player. It's not like he's working with a double digit IQ. I would have assumed his family would be thrilled to know he understands how to use a computer.
And being a football player I'm also surprised he didn't upload a lot worse.
But those naked pics of the team in the shower are his fave and he doesn't want to share.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
hmmmm I'd still hit it...
I think this was only a TINY error on Cooley's part. I don't think Cooley revealed any PACKAGE that might be harmful for the Skins. I think as long as he catches BALLS every weekend, and makes sure that opposing teams don't get a SACK. He can't leave our team HANGing week in and week out. He's part of a great offensive UNIT.
Hekki, you are right. The legs look VERY weird. It is like he works out every part of his body EXCEPT his calves, so they don't match the rest of his body. Why do guys do that? I see a lot of guys who only work out the top half of their body and they look ridiculous.
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Wow, he has weird legs! They're fat and get skinnier until they end at his little dainty feet.
My friend's husband has fat thighs like a woman's. He's athletic and wears shorts a lot, and I always cringe when I see his legs. He looks fine in a suit or jeans, but in his shorts, he looks like a fat lady with cankles. *shudder*
oh its probably fine.
anything is gonna look small behind those giant thighs...besides we arent even seeing it tip to root, we just see a lil head pokin out.
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He DOES look like Rojo Calliente! I would hate to be the one who had the playbook after him. Who sits there in the nude at the computer. Ugh. Nevermind.
Some of you have just not seen any porn, have you?
Nearly 99% of guys are Chris' size when not having sex.
Guys have to get excited to get even a little big. It's not very comfortable to walk around with a huge fucking dick all day long (unless you're rocking the Viagra for fun).
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on September 16, 2008 - 7:15am.
he posted this apology on his blog:
"All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone.
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BUT BUT isn't that the entire purpose of the internet?
I can't see it.
Lucky me!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 16, 2008 - 7:47am.
That could be a shrivelled up, disgruntled clitoris.
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hahah...i see small peen...is the crime the tiny peen or the stolen playbook?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
He looks like Rojo Caliente.
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Poll: Chris Cooley's penis - small or tiny?
http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2042034/chris-cooley-s-penis
I'd still hit it.
haha, poor guy all that body and a small worm.
he posted this apology on his blog:
"All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks."
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 16, 2008 - 7:47am.
That could be a shrivelled up, disgruntled clitoris
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've been spying on me again, haven't you?
Apparently reading the playbook is not very exciting.
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I used to be a swinger
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Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
That could be a shrivelled up, disgruntled clitoris
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I think this qualifies for a new name...........It shall be "Earth Worm"!
The "Earth Worms" of the world seem to follow me everywhere.
...or the USC Trojans.
More like the Washington Foreskins.
Thats really funny LOL
He's kind of cute.
That said, he's a tight end for the Redskins.
I BET!
what a pretty lady! nice pose, you twinkie.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Right ladies? This man is super and he thanks you for asking!
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His family should be more embarrassed that he looks like that in his cute little shorty short-shorts and fun little slip on shoes (my grandma had some of those).
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LoLo- He certainly is the most fabulous one in that picture up there.
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Work it, Girl!
I saw this on ONTD last night and laughed my ass off for 20 minutes straight. It's HILARIOUS! Someone posted his apology too...a RIOT!
A guy who would post his team’s playbook online is not exactly astute enough to notice his ‘lil pigskin’ is in the shot.
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LoLo! Yes he looks very girlish. I think it's the ankle socks and the shoes.
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zzzzz, he should has used a football for intersting action. Doesnt the laptop get hot after awhile, why would he burn his cock?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
DeeDee! Nair for your hair all up around there!
My gooodness! This fella looks like a peen anyway.
There is something so girly about his pose here.
Precious!
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Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts! If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts.
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If i was hung like a fat chipmunk, i'd be pissed too.
Blink and you'll miss it!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Football player? Not Rojo Caliente?
Feh. Who wants to see a football player?
MK said precariously! That's a great word.
I swear I thought that was Rojo Caliente for a minute there.
time to get my prescription updated...
When I first saw this I was thinking, is that Prince Hot Ginge? Wow, he got fat. Then I thought maybe it's Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear? I'm still really tired this morning, but it totally looks like one of those 'if they mated' things to me.
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