Show Me The Full Crackie!
Look! Blaaaaake's peen is a giant starburst. The Sun posted this naked picture of Blaaaake, but unfortunately they covered up his crackie rod. I spent a good 2-minutes (that's a long time for me) trying to find the uncensored version, but didn't have any luck. Amy Wino apparently uploaded the NSFAWLT (not safe for anyone who loves themselves) version to her own Facebook account. And FUCK YES, I want to see it. I ate way too many Kit Kat bars last night, so looking at Blaaake's shriveled junkie dick would help to bring them back up.
What's even worse is that The Sun didn't post the full crackie, but they did say "ANYONE wondering what AMY WINEHOUSE could possibly still see in convicted criminal and druggie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL should take a look at the uncensored version of this picture."
What does that mean? Are they trying to imply that Blaaake's got an extra large crackie rod? Yeah, fucking right. It probably just looks like a tiny celery stick covered in peanut butter and raisins. Ants on a Log is what we called it in grade school. If his crack cock was on the large side, that starburst would have to be bigger.
He sort of looks like a trailer trash baboon taking a caca in his paws. That being said, show me the full crackie! My eyes can take it! I mean, I've seen the Mini-Me sex tape, which means I can handle anything!
In other Blaaaake news, he won't be released from the chokey early, because he refuses to go back to his mom's house. The court was going to release him before Christmas if he agreed to live with his mother instead of the Crackie of Camden. Blaaake refused, so now he'll be celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus behind bars. A source said: "It was all set for him to be released, but he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."
Maybe that's why Wino uploaded this naked picture of Blaaaake? She wanted to punish us all for Blaaake not getting out early.
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He's so wasted by now I'm sure his peen looks like a syringe.
I think the huge sunburst is prettier than this dude's crack-infested dick. Yuck! He wants to go back to Camden with Wino and get wasted, he should have been a good boy and go home to his mommy! WTF!
Wino could have visited him at home...whatever. She's better off of without...well, I'm not sure if she's better off at all...the state she's in now is pretty gnarly!
Your face!
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 8:45am.
When Amy and Blake do it they make crunchy noises like when you are eating a really crispy cereal or like when you step on a giant flying roach and it yellow puss brains squirt out of its head but it doesnt die right away. Just like that chicken that got into the gorilla cage at the zoo in fourth grade and the gorillas ripped its head off but the body kept running wround squirting bllod all over my school mates.
I bet their sex is JUST like that!
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LMAO!! I looked up Amy's name on Facebook, and yes, she does have it as her main profile pic! emmm i duno it look like a regular sized peen to me??
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 5:49am.
Fuck! These two watched "Sid and Nancy" a few too many times! With these two though, it is more like Sid and Sid.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
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Let's all chip in and get them a hotel room.
~just wait till they hit the ground!
Go to FaceBook, and search for Amy Jade Civil, and you will get a glimpse of that shit!!!
glad the starburst is covering that crackpenis..i don't want my pms cramps to get any worse...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
no...just no!
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Ok, so when you first posted this - my computer had a seizure every time I tried to look at it. I think it was just offended cuz it was on top...it's not quite so faklempt now.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 10:28am.
CARROTTOPALINA!!!!
High Five!
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LOW FIVE!
ON THE SIDE!
UP HIGH!
DOWN LOW!
TOO SLOW!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
CARROTTOPALINA!!!!
High Five!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Clariiissaaalinaaa and Lollooooooooooo! *spank*
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 9:16am.
So what his pecker poked in in the eye hole when he was bending down to look for that pesky needle that rolled into the nasty floor boards?
I get the feeling he is a scab eater.
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He glues them together for an extra hefty snack with Wino's crack sore pus.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I'm not on Facebook; can anyone get to her acct and see if the original pic is still there? I'm dying to see. :)
yeah the crack at mum's isn't quality like the jail's.
does that tatt say "Elvis"?hes a freak.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
He's such a dick
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Surely Amy could visit him at his mum's?
Submitted by No Words on September 16, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by juni on September 16, 2008 - 7:15am.
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I honestly believe that Amy's infected rathole of a uterus would be incapable of spawning life. Her body looks like it is filled with flesh eating bacteria.
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Bacteria is life! AWWW... she's gonna have like 1 trillion little ones.
Submitted by juni on September 16, 2008 - 7:15am.
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I honestly believe that Amy's infected rathole of a uterus would be incapable of spawning life. Her body looks like it is filled with flesh eating bacteria.
When Amy and Blake do it they make crunchy noises like when you are eating a really crispy cereal or like when you step on a giant flying roach and it yellow puss brains squirt out of its head but it doesnt die right away. Just like that chicken that got into the gorilla cage at the zoo in fourth grade and the gorillas ripped its head off but the body kept running wround squirting bllod all over my school mates.
I bet their sex is JUST like that!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I think the expression "drug fiends" describe those two best.
I can relate with Blaaaaaake. I would rather live in jail than stay with my mother too.
What happened to his eye? Did his cellmate have bad aim and poked out his eye?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Well obviously it's not a 8 foot cock. So what is the fascination.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
So what his pecker poked in in the eye hole when he was bending down to look for that pesky needle that rolled into the nasty floor boards?
I get the feeling he is a scab eater.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
so he'd rather stay in jail then go to his Mom's house?
His Mom must be hell on Earth....
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I hope he and A. Wino don't breed and spawn scrawny, homely infants who will watch helplessly as their parents' lives self-destruct.
Not interested in what's behind the red blammo, but curious...what's up with his eye?
He looks like an extra from "Trainspotting" who got run over by the damned train. Gross.
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I read that Rolling Stone interview a few months ago and the reporter said he saw a pic on her laptop of Amy 'with a huge penis in her mouth', so i'm inclined to believe the Sun here. Why else would she be so obsessed w/ Blaaaaaaake?
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Fuck! These two watched "Sid and Nancy" a few too many times! With these two though, it is more like Sid and Sid.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Maybe is not big, but ribbed for her pleasure?
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OH PUHLEEZE. Look where the highest space at the bottom between points is. Tom Thumb, that's what's happening in those pants.
what's up with his eye...........I don't buy the large peen thing either.....ugh
MMMmmm, ants on a log... now I'm hungry.
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