Mario Lopez Vows To Keep His Top On
Now that AC Slater is the new host of Extra, he wants to be taken seriously, so he has promised to never pose shirtless in photos again. He told People: "My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me. My TV projects are my main priority. And no, you will never see me host Extra without a shirt."
Mario Lopez is good for two things: prancing around like a pretty fairytale princess and posing topless. If he's not going to do either of those things, then he needs to quietly check into the nearest retirement home. His services are no longer needed.
But wait! Mario went on to say that he won't take his shirt off for photo shoots, but he will take it off for "Nip/Tuck." Yeah, he's confusing. Mario will reprise his role this season. He said: "Dr. Mike might not be taking anymore showers at the gym with Christian, but he will lose his shirt."
All the body waxing he does is fucking with his brains. You know what, I change my mind. AC Slater, keep the shirt on and while you're at it, put on a muzzle too.
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Gross...he looks like a pervy date rapist.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
@ Zigg:
thanks Zig! i thought he might have been one of the kids from saved by the bell. guess not!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Sheesh take the tequila away from the photoshopper. His stomach looks his intestines are protuding. Not sexy.
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I'm with ya'll......... does nothing for me but makes me wonder "What happened to him?". Give me Burt, circa 1978, and I'd be a happy girl!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
A Leotard and a Mullet? Mario, You so Swayze!
I feel bad for the bear rug. What did he do to deserve this caramel drip laying all over him?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
He's so metro he went gay then went back to...some fucked up egomaniac who belongs to NO team...I'm not sure either side could put up with this douchebag either way!
Your face!
GEEEEZ. That has got to be the worst photoshop I've ever seen...he looks like a praying mantis...
This is the same scumbag that couldn't keep his dick in his pants before marrying Ali Landry.
Submitted by gucci on September 15, 2008 - 8:05pm.
He used to work in children's television.
I think he did some dancing on American TV recently. He might have cheated on his girlfriend as well.
Basically he takes his clothes off for money.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
seriously who is this guy? he looks famliar but i can't put a name on him
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
*hugs Patagonia jacket*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 15, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Ima bettin' Sarah Palin killed that bear.
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from a helicopter, natch...
(Patagonia, who Gov. Palin has identified at least partly in jest as one of her favorite designers, has "absolutely no" plans to promote the association, says company spokeswoman Jen Rapp.
"Patagonia's environmental mission greatly differs from Sarah Palin's," Ms. Rapp says. "Just wearing the clothing of an environmental company does not necessarily make someone an environmentalist.")
Wall Street Journal, September 12, 2008; Page A1
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
when I look at his stomach, I feel like I should go grab my "hand wash" clothing, but that is all.
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
WHatever the fuck is going on with his stomach looks painful.
Oh sweet jesus. Mario STFU. They only thing you are known for, besides your man whoring, cheating ways, is your body.
Go away.
Isn't he a little too old for this fuckery?
I wish I were an aging teen pin up. It seems like a fulfilling career.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 15, 2008 - 4:25pm.
someone in a gray hoodie needs to beat Mario's ass.
HA HA HA YES! Love it!
edit: Well if you went through the trouble of fixing yours I must do you justice and fix this one too! I erase all evidence!
I KNOW NOTHING!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bitch, please.
Not the old Burt Reynolds pose from Penthouse. Lame-O-rama.
New Ideas, party of NOBODY! Your table isn't ready,
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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heehee Lolo, I had to edit- I saw my typo....
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
LoLo
LMAO!
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someone in a gray hoodie needs to beat Mario's ass.
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Photoshopped peen instead of labia folds.
transsexuals protest!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Mario Lopez Vows To Keep His Top On
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Now if we can only get Davy Jones to make the same promise....
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
shockingly gross
on paper he should do it for me.
but somehow doesn't.
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't is his logic of thinking.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Ima bettin' Sarah Palin killed that bear.
Eva Longwhoria will so have this photo taped to her ceiling.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Where's tigerlily when you need her?
miss priss he doesnt have a tingle downt here either!
lookie lookie he gots no nookie poker!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Eww. His stomach looks like some sort of segmented insect carapace and where did his boy parts go?
I get no tingle down there either when I see this guy. Does nothing for me. He's gross if you ask me
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Sugar Magnolia
There is nothing attractive about this picutre or Mario for that matter.
I do not see how any woman in their right mind would find that attractive!?!?!?!
I like my men to be, well, men. Not man-scaped, hairless, greasy, orange roid freaks.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Pube wax: check
Eyebrow wax: check
Heterosexuality: debatable
dude has like a 14 pack that goes past his groin. bad airbrush job.
Why is it that this guy does absolutely NOTHING for me ? I mean, he's got the body, (yes, I know that's airbrushed to death) ..but even in his 'candid' photos .. not even a twinkle.
There needs to be a Gerry Butler post pronto to counteract this shit.
HA HA HA HE AINT GOT NO DICK!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AC SLATER THE COCKLESS WONDER!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Pffft... Burt Reynolds wasn't airbrushed.
LOL, my mom had that as a keychain when I was little.
Oh Bullshit.
Shirtless is the only way he gets any attention.
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Mega grease ball douche
What's wrong with his abs?!? And down below?
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Sugar Magnolia