Hot Slut Of The Week: Etty Farrell
Birthday: December 10, 1974
Age: 33
Birth Name: Etty Lau
Original Date of HS of the Day: September 13, 2008
Claim to Fame: Etty is the graceful and ravishing wife of Perry Farrell. She met Perry on a Jane's Addiction tour. She was a dancer. And by "dancer" I mean stripper. Etty and Perry married in 2002. They have two sons together, Hezron Wolfgang and Izzadore Bravo. Those names get me every time.
Where is she now? When Etty isn't busy perfecting her tuck, she performs with Perry in the band Satellite Party. All the songs Perry wrote for the band are based around his relationship with Etty.
Why is she HS of the Week? If Shauna Sand was abducted by lucite-obsessed aliens, Etty would become the most elegant thing on the planet. On second thought, one of Shauna's exquisite lucite heels would win that title, but Etty would be a close second.
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If she's 33 then I'm in diapers
Damn... what is it with people today???
*changes avvie*
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 11:28am.
Speakit
*peeks through computer screen*
Now way in hell is she prettierthenyou
:)
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Thank you. *blushes*
{grateful to have that Rita Hayworth print in front of my monitor}
xxyxz.. ! Muahahaha! *licks the side of your face* That did not come out right. lol..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oklahoma!!
*does pee pee dance* How are ya?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Speakit
*peeks through computer screen*
Now way in hell is she prettierthenyou
:)
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
OH NO! *has shocked look* don't boycott this site, for all of our sakes!!! What will it do to us!? *faints*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by prettierthanyou on September 16, 2008 - 9:16am.
lol... you're kidding right?
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Obviously, because there is no way she's prettierthanme.
Submitted by prettierthanyou on September 16, 2008 - 9:16am.
lol... you're kidding right?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
First of all, fuck all you bitches hating on Etty. She is super sexy and a really chill person. No joke! Um, as for her being compared to Sand-bagS in lucite heels, you've gotta be kidding me! Not even close. I am really pissed off about her being the HSotw! totally fucking ridiculous. i have the worst addiction to dlisted and check it almost on the hour, but i'm seriously considering boycotting it! bleh
She definately looks like a tranny,and is ugly as hell.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
not cute...perfect for perry...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Hey! If the guy who sang "Jane Says", is crazy, passionately in love, with some blond Asian chick, who am I to judge?
Prince married Mayte Garcia, a Puerto Rican belly dancer, who worked for him, when he was in his early 40's and she, in her early 20's. He wrote many songs for her.
I guess we all get too tainted, to remember what it's like.....
for a reason, I might add.
Dear Jillian/Etta,
I don't know too many professional dancers who'd splay their crotch open on stage so their husband can stick their face in it.
I also don't know of any professional dancers who'd put a microphone between a mans legs on stage to make it look like she was performing oral sex on them.
Unless you meant that *other* profession?
edit - you're okay with her being 'hot slut of the week', but object to her being referred to as a stripper? Do I have that right?
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:33pm.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1637/ettydh1.jpg
That's a googled pic. Sorry, but she's still ugly. At least to me.
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Is there anything real in that picture? Even the pearls look like something you'd get a madri gras.
Hard looking woman.
Submitted by Jillian on September 15, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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The hot photos of her when she was a man don't count...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1637/ettydh1.jpg
That's a googled pic. Sorry, but she's still ugly. At least to me.
Your information is wrong, which is no surprise on a site like this. Etty was never a stripper. She is a trained technical dancer (ballet and jazz). Another thing that is no surprise is the fact that you found the one not so great shot of her. She is actually extremely beautiful and has worked as a model as well. Please google her real photos online instead of buying into this crap.
Submitted by Joe Mahma on September 15, 2008 - 6:37pm.
I can't fucking stand blonde Asians.
WTF is that all about?
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I don't know. I would KILL to have natural hair like an Asian. Always want what you don't have, I guess.
She gets an "A" for slut realism.
I can't fucking stand blonde Asians.
WTF is that all about?
Submitted by beerbohmlink on September 15, 2008 - 6:35pm.
I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆---------
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That wouldn't surprise me.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆---------
If he is not a tranny, she is one ugly woman.
If she's 33, I'm Mrs. Johnny Depp
She was a Philippine man last week.
She has "I fucked that?" face.
She's got baboon face.
34? Is that her age before she got the sex change operation?
At least she's honest about her age. Unlike Phoebe Price who claims she's 29. hahahahahahaha. for the love of GOD!! She was 29 about 15 years ago.
Good for Perry..wish him much happiness.
Can't hate on a gal who bore two sons to her man. Got to give her some props.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
This twat needs to shave closer.
LoLo! ♥
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
ROB
Tessie, they say you were the sister with personality.
TESSIE
(Addressing the young girl)
I was a great beauty.
ROB
Uh, how did this personality come about?
TESSIE
(Grabbing the young girl's cheek) I was very charming.
ROB
There were many men interested in you?
TESSIE
(To the young girl) Oh, I was quite a lively dancer.
HA HA HA CHOCHA unitard!
Im your
PRIVATE DANCA!
Dancing for Perry
I do what he tell me to do!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Is she wearing a chocha unitard?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
she may have been a REAL dancer, but there is NO WAY she was born a REAL woman.
no way in hell.
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by bigred17 on September 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
She was a REAL dancer, not a stripper. She had a dance agent and danced for many various artists before she met Perry. I hate how people think dancer = stripper.
Hole me closer tranny dancer!
Grab my headlights in the bathroom
Pin me down in sheeeeeets of rubber
Count the dents up in my head board
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She was a REAL dancer, not a stripper. She had a dance agent and danced for many various artists before she met Perry. I hate how people think dancer = stripper.
Now way this girl is 33.
She's at least 5 years older or I am an incredibly young looking 33.
she looks like the twin of the bleached blonde
asian tranny that goes to my gym wearing legwarmers, yes effin legwarmers.
then again, back in the day, perry did like the boys.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Meh, not even in the same league!
Mistress Shauna Sand could run elegance circles around this nobody!
I'm a little confused here (which is pretty much an everyday occurence with me) Is Etty a woman that use to be a man or just a really ugly woman who gets made fun of for looking like a trannyfied man? The 2 kids is whats throwing me off....fill me in!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Etty looks like a MTF Thai tranny! Awesome!
Your face!
I wonder if Perry's parents are still waiting for him to bring home a nice Jewish girl.
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muthafucka I'm ILL
And she's hung like a horse.
S(he) better not move to the left, she'll show her cock.
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
"All the songs Perry wrote for the band are based around his relationship with Etty."
This? Is ridiculous!
Yeah, she's trantastic! The kids outta these two are fucking adorable though!!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
33?
My ass!
Her skank-flaps have less hang!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Trannyrific!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?