Monday, September 15th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Is Kate Beckinsale wearing a dress made of tissue paper vulvas?! - Popsugar
Kim KardASSIAN's picture used in some diet ad (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Brooke Hogan is more of a man than her douche-looking boyfriend will ever be - Egotastic!
Did Ashley Jizzdale get more work done? - Hollywood Tuna
Speaking of plastic, did Posh get a new nose? - Lainey Gossip
Brangelina are the most powerful pair on the planet. Blah. Yes, we know already - Just Jared
Rose McGowan needs a heaping serving of STFU - IDLYITW
Christina Ricci makes faces - Cityrag
Kim Kardashian with the only people that will vote for her big ass on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" - Hollywood Rag
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Look at this! Ange looks just like the real 'Changeling' woman doesn't she? I love JJ it brings so much joy to my life!
http://www.examiner.com/x-264-Celebrity-News-Examiner~topic887-Hooray-fo...
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by dbella on September 15, 2008 - 9:03pm.
What if Zahara grows up and doesn't WANT to have the responsibility for this place in Africa?
To be fair she will be busy. Aside from, as someone else said, doing a Christine Crawford –‘I never laid a fucking hand on those kids says Ange’ she will also be building a lovely family with Brad. They’ll adopt two Vietnamese orphans – those that have survived the great orphan kicking craze of 2008 of course- which they will name Woody and Soon Yi.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Kate's dress looks like a bacteria. I'm getting sick just looking at it.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Ack! It got her! It's on her! Somebody help her! It's eating her! Help! Help!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I love this site but please stop using Lainey's stolen information.
She's such a piece of shit its not even funny.
TITS,
Uh...cake please.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
That dress is disturbing
Clarisse, I am both impressed and horrified.
Cake or death?
teeheehee
"Posh" can have all the surgery she wants...no amount of rearranging her features will ever make her attractive. Get over yourself, your 15 minutes are up.
Why do y'all have to be so mean to Kim?
*cries*
bitches! KIDDING
carry on
I think Zahara would be an excellent balloon animal maker. She is from Africa, after all.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
What if Zahara grows up and doesn't WANT to have the responsibility for this place in Africa? What if she wants to be a schoolteacher, an artist, make balloon animals - whatever? If they want to be Patron Saints of the Universe, that is their business, but they need to give it a rest when it comes to their children. Geez, no pressure on you to have to save the world there, youngster.
TITS
I didn't even notice the jacket!!! I knew him from the bloody torso!
Oh i need help! No Izzard for a month...Well, two week....one week....um, no Izzard tonight!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Are they bragging about giving money away because Jlo is? Guess they felt left out of the media attention. Posh looks good.
Cupcake!?!?!? Mmmmmm. Ok.
*grabs cupcake and shoves it into mouth*
Well that's weird, niki. My heartbeat didn't speed up, but I definitely felt a churning in my tummy.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
M.E. on September 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
*blank stare*
I smell some crazy.
- *waves fresh cupcake, still warm under M.E.'s nose*
and niki, that is not loon entertainment, you phoned that in, slacker.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 12:28pm.
TITS
Aw fuck me! I'm officially a lunatic! If i know who someone is by their torso, it's time to lock me up!
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You'll be sharing a cell is that okay?
I covet that jacket. I lust for that jacket. I'd like to rub my cheek on the sleeve and nibble on a button.
TITS
Aw fuck me! I'm officially a lunatic! If i know who someone is by their torso, it's time to lock me up!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by M.E. on September 15, 2008 - 3:56pm.
*blank stare*
I smell some crazy.
OOOPS! SORRY! That was me i had a tuna salad sammie for lunch today!
My apologies!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 11:58am.
TITS!!!
Is that Eddie?
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tsk tsk tsk.
if you have to ask.... well. not much of a REAL fan are you? *wink*
tch tch tch.
(I thought it would take longer - colour me impressed.)
*blank stare*
I smell some crazy.
Well Stoney how about this:
When I saw the first preview of the Changeling my heartbeat actually sped up. Yep it did. I got so excited that I downloaded the preview so I can watch it whenever I want. What can I say? I'm a fan. You don't know how it pains me to read Brangie threads on Dlisted (ha) but then I hop on over to JJ and get my crazy fix so it's all good. ________________________________________________
muthafucka I'm ILL
That dress looks like it's made from Saran Wrap and blood...interesting...I'm sure it cost bank though. These celebs will drop any amount for shitty fashion statements huh?
Your face!
Well then entertain us, niki! =)
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
M.E.
Thanks! I'm a Balehead. I admit it. It's better than being a Brangeholic!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Clarisse, your avvie is making my no no hole quiver.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*runs screaming from thread*
Well don't leave on my account. I promise I don't bite, I just nibble. ________________________________________________
muthafucka I'm ILL
The guy with Brooke, ISN'T her boyfriend.. It's her friend Glen. He sharesa place with Brooke on her TV show.
It's really sad I know that, but whatever. I own it.
I agree. When thinking about Brangelina, I don't think powerful. I think dysfunctional! They are what is wrong with society! These two idiots have adopted and birthed an army of brats without even making their union legal! Yes, I know it's very old school to marry when deciding to start a family. But until it's done, those kids will always be illegitimate! Spare everyone the, "we don't need a legal document to tell us that we're a family" bullshit. On top of the questionable parenting, the entire moral issue comes into play when you remember how these two came together in the first place. Yes, Yes, we all know it's been years since that big fiasco of a divorce happened - but the bottom line is the unfaithfulness on Shitt's part she be frowned upon not make people put him on a fucking pedestal! Stop trying to impress the world with the constant charities and the flying into war zones. They have more than enough money to send to the less fortunate without sacrificing the two little lambs that were in her stomach when she decided to put a bullet proof vest on and enter into Iraq.... And if I have to hear Brad Stupitt talk about how he is a "citizen of the world" one more time, I think I'll vomit my breakfast. This idiot drones on and on about how wonderful travelling is for the family - he's a delusional nut. They come off as the most uninformed parents when it comes to their children's psyche. Common sense should tell you that you're children need stability, yet these morons seem to think they are above and beyond the professionals that are experts in the field of child behavior. Get your egos in check, assholes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*runs screaming from thread*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
For a Brangeloonie like me it warms my heart that you guys have turned Afternoon Crumbs into a Brangie thread. Thanks. It means a lot.
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Muthafucka I'm Ill
Clarisse, I like it- I think it is interesting.....
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
@ Stoney, unbelievable reply, why? Hahahaha!
Clarisse, your v-card? Ok, dust it off then! :o)
Bye peeps, i'm orf!!
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Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
You're welcome, TITS. (-:
I already clocked that Posh had had her nose done. She looks MUCH prettier in the photos with her new hair than she ever has done and its down to losing the pig's snout. She thought a new haircut might throw people off. I'm actually amazed she hasn't done it before considering how obsessed with her appearance she is.
PSL,
Is True Blood good? I heard an interview with the writer and it sounded interesting.
TITS!!!
Is that Eddie?
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
OMG! Kicking orphan babies! OMFG! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAA! It is so wrong that I found that terribly funny.
I don't even know why they do movies anymore. They're making plenty of money posing for tabloids. Apparently you can make a living this way now. Just ask Larry Birkhead.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
El B.,
For this...
"Bradstesticles @ 09/15/2008 at 2:48 pm
Where am i?"
You get my V-card!!! What? I'm a born again.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
@ No Words
Thanks for sharing.
This place is funnier than Deer Abby.
Still giggling.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 15, 2008 - 1:18pm.
LOL! I'm looking forward to the day when Zahara gets up in their faces and goes all Christina Crawford on 'em.
"I wanna know. Why did you ADOPT ME?!!!!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I was watching "True Blood" on HBO (Vampire Show) last night, and they had a tabloid there that said "Angelina adopts Vampire Baby".....I cracked up at that...
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
HAHAHAH Bastard! Your responses are gold! You are not a manly man! HAHAHAH!
I love how someone took the time to write out several paragraphs in response to bradstesticles.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
ELB for Hot Slut of the Day!!!!!
*golf claps*
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by No Words on September 15, 2008 - 11:46am.
hugs and smooches, doll ♥
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Speakit
LOL
That makes sense! I'm on the red carpet, let me cross my legs for once!
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Sugar Magnolia
I heart you so much, bastard!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@stoney, moi!
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Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.