Aubrey O'Day Turned Down The Role Of A Lifetime
Before we get into this non-story about Aubrey O'Day, I must comment on that poor poochie. This picture is fucking with the fragile parts of my very soul. Someone get Peta on the clam! That dog looks like a melting Firecracker Popsicle. It's holding on to her skank stick for dear life while trying to covers its private areas from the paps. I'll have my dog send Aubrey's pooch a care package of OxiClean, nail polish remover and puppy panties.
Now on to the non-story! Aubrey recently told OK! that she turned down a role in the new "90210" show in order to do "Hairspray" on Broadway. No, the role she turned down was not the female lead. It wasn't even the Jessica Walter part. Although, Aubrey can easily pull off playing a drunk senior citizen.
The important role was the girl who gets caught sucking Ethan's dick in the pilot episode! I'm sorry, but there's no way I would miss out from having "girl sucking dick in car" on my resume.
Aubrey probably turned down the role when she was told that she couldn't actually suck his dick.
and what's with the dye job. people like her should not be allowed to have animals as the poor thing obviously sees the dog as an accessory, not a living creature that might not want to be partly pink or blue, and that might be very uncomfortable. send this notalent back home! leave the dog here, tho.
Someone call the ASPCA and have that poor dog taken away from her!
She's wearing something on her wedding ring finger. Could it be a Purity Ring, perhaps?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
this is OT but when i opened this page up the ad thats above the comments was a happy little cartoon prostate cancer guy...it was a smiling cancer with shoes on!!! muahahahaha sorry but that just made me laugh really hard....
She looks like Brandi C from Rock of Love.
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.---☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Truth: (and it's weird cuz we've just been talking about it) I dyed a dog purple once. He loved it! He was everybody's best friend!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My girl Aubrey is looking pretty good in this pic. EXCEPT for the fact that she put dye on her poor little dog. POOOOOR defenseless little dog!!! That's it Aubrey, you officially suck now. Sadness.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Thanks Stockbroker!
I think the lesson learned in today's forum is:
1. Do not dye your dog, it will shit in your shoes.
2. "Girl sucking dick in car" is the highest theatrical honor any thespian can receive.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS AGUILERA!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i actually thought she looked good. God, i need glasses... or maybe i should stop drinking
**whatever**
Someone have this whore arrested for abusing that dog! Is she stoned? Who holds a dog that way?!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 15, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Albino Squirrel ~ I'm jellus! You sound really happy...good for you!
On Topic: If I dyed my dachsund, she'd would shit in my shoes for payback.
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I have a female Dachshund! yup, she would turn all the trash cans in the house over and fling trash everywhere when she's "mad" LOL!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
the puppy is not the "it bag" dummy, she betta not procreate.
Micheal K you are genius by the way.
Albino Squirrel ~ I'm jellus! You sound really happy...good for you!
On Topic: If I dyed my dachsund, she'd would shit in my shoes for payback.
Is that a real puppy?! That's so creepy...why would you dye a puppy's fur like that anyway...it looks like a plastic fake stuffed animal. The poor thing looks like it's going to die right there. Who is this bitch anyway?!
Your face!
SAVE THE PUPPY!!!
Firecracker Popsicle is an awesome porn name.
*registering domain*
Hello Stockbrocker! Married life is great, busy and fun, thanks for asking!! Hubby is painting all the time, did a Katy Perry video last week, VMA pre party, and Fallout Boy video yesterday. Good work, keep and eye out. I emailed MK because Tila Tequila got in front of his canvas to take a picture with her girlfriend CourteNAAAY!!!!!!!
OT: This dog reminds me of a lady I saw at the ghetto Target on Rodeo Road (not Drive) during basketball season one year. This old lady dyed her dog to match the Lakers jersey, even put a number on his back, poor thing.
someone should hold this tired skank like she's holding that poor little dog and see how she likes it...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Is that dog real??? That is sooooo sad. Who the hell dyes their dog???? That is just wrong. Put what ever the hell color you want on your own fake ass hair BITCH!!!!
I can't imagine the stress and fear that dog must have gone thru while that was happening. I hope it bites her right on the fucking face, like DiNero did in Cape Fear!!!!!
that puppy is the cutest thing EVER.
I'm clueless as to who exactly Aubrey O'Day is.
I suppose I could Google it if I cared.. but I don't, really.
damn a firecracker Popsicle sounds good
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I am with you! That pup has the cutest lil face!! I want to resuce it from that whore of an owner. And MK is right, he does look like he's trying to cover up his private parts from the paps! Aww.
This bitch holds this dog like MiserAlba holds her kid...shitty!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
DUDE!!! What the FRICK is wrng wit her lips??!
Sweet Minty Jesus be a Dr. 90210 intervention for this poor child!
AUBREY back away from the collogen, silicone, botox and wuteva the HELL else u is effin' wit..
*SMH*
Jebus, that dog has the cutest little face.
DON'T USE YOUR DOG AS A MAKEUP REMOVER.
stupid ho
YEAH, wtf with the thick dark eyebrows and blonde hair? Is that trendy now? gross
Is Aubrey practicing her hair dyeing skills on her poor dog?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
MK... i know you've noticed the eyebrows... whats up with that?!?!? COMMENT ON IT!
She's filling them in, with what looks like BLACK no less. retard.
For her shiney old hollywhore, golden bricks name alone, Aubrey deserves a star on the Walk of Fame.
She is the Lucite love child of Shauna Sands.
Bitch needs to be put down. And I aint' talkin' about the poor little doggie.
the dog turned into cotton candy?
Albino Squirrel ~ hi babe! How's married life?
On Topic: poor dog. Now I know what death looks like.
I want the puppy!
I will wash it
and dry it
and de-funk-dafy it!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
WHY is she holding the pup like that? it's not a PURSE or a clutch BITCH!!!!! I have a dog (had her since 13 years old and I'm 24) GAH!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
This sounds like a case of life imitating art...or is it art imitating life...oh who gives a rats ass!
Are you sure that's a dog? i thought it was a muppet!
how old is this chick? she looks USED up.
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
God????? Are you there mother fucker? Its me, LoLo, I gots to talk to your old ass for a quick second.
I know you helped Margret with her first period so I was wondering if you could take some time to put your grey hoodie on and start putting a beat down on some stupid ass whores?
Whats that you say god? Oh she already has herpes?
Well to that sir I must say... YOU ARE LAZY IF THAT IS ALL YOU GOT!
Ok then, Talk to you later god!
Love always,
Lolo
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*hands Stock Broker a napkin*
Sorry buddy!! You can just see in that dogs eyes if he had a bath tub full of water and a plugged in hair dryer, he would SO do it!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Kdracco ~ I have no idea who this skank is...and don't really care either.
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Has that dogs hair dyed blue/pink?
i have no clue who she is
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
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Although, Aubrey can easily pull off playing a drunk senior citizen.
That's what I'm sayin'!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Clarisse ~ OMG woman, you made me spit out my coffee!
Why does she look so OLD and TIRED!?
How old is that bimbo? Shouldn't she be fawning over herself all day if she's gonna be a popwhore? She looks rough and she barely even got started.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
PUT THE PUPPY DOWN MORON.
Wow. I never thought to see "Help ME!" eyes worse than Daisy....but DAMN!!
That dog is wishin for a busy highway!!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Save that puppy!
Punch this tranny in her moobs!
For the love of god!
*starts to EAT my grey hoodie*
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