Monday, September 15th 2008
Would You Hit It?
62-year-old Davy Jones' somehow got it in his mind that it was a good idea to show off his pepawchichis while performing in Staten Island, NY this past weekend. Damn. His tittays are no joke. They look like if you slap them, they'll slap you back. I'd love to see a boxing match between Aretha Franklin's champion chichis and Davy's moobs. Obviously, Aretha's rack would be the winner, but Davy would put up a good fight.
And yes, I'd let him hit it, but only from the back. Although, Davy would need to pile his boobies into a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra, because those things look like they have the power to knock me out.
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Submitted by loozer on September 15, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Yep, loozer. Bowie's first band was Davy Jones and the Manish Boys.
Here's something I think you might enjoy, the Monkees singing "Cuddly Toy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M-eEOs0ONs
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
HelLO!!!
Aging is a MOTHERFUCKER!
But, I was only like 5 or 6 when he was the "cute" Monkee. He can't last forever. But did he really have to show us his moobs like that?
I would hit it with a 36-D lacey bra
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 15, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I'd hit it with a Manssier
(Seinfeld episode about male bras).
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LOL!!
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
I loved watching the Monkees when I was little. Damn, it is hard to see your childhood crushes aging. I feel sooo old. :(
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
It's okay Davy. We all get old and saggy. I still <3 you.
Take the last train to Clarksville,
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be be there by four thirty,
'Cause I made your reservation.
Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Ashamedly, yes, I'd do him.
Well, at least he'll have a wet nurse career after he can't sing anymore.
*stabs out own eyes*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Deb on September 15, 2008 - 12:00pm
LOL. I guess you are aware that Bowie's real name is also Davy Jones.
Marcia also had a crush on Desi Arnaz Jr.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e217/iconicpb/boys/Desi%20Arnaz%20Jnr/...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I just watched the Brady Bunch when Marsha promised the school that Davey would play at the prom - I loooooved him as a kid - but seeing this I suddenly am so sad - I would hit it and I would have to sing " GURL - Look - what" - you've done to me - MEEEEE and my whole world" - Old age- look what you've done to me!
I'd hit it with a Manssier
(Seinfeld episode about male bras).
And I used to think he was cute. Must have been ages ago.
this mofo is having a Chicos' kind of day!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
didn't figure him for a "C" cup kinda guy.
"Girl, look what you've done to me,
me and my whole world."
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
that's quite the visual there MK- davy jones in a cross your heart bra hitting it from behind.. i thought it was robin williams! but not hairy enough.
Would i? No, thanks. I do not like moobs with my meat.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
How 'bout one for the flipside?
This just makes the baby jesus cry.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Johnny Cash once punched a man in his moobies just to watch him cry.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by SurfKat on September 15, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Ewwwww! He's looking like Johnny Cash circa 1990
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I TOTALLY thought it was Johnny Cash at first. But then I thought - Johnny Cash would never look SO smarmy, would he???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hey, if none of you want him, I'll take him!!!I think he's hot!!!! :)
oh man those are huge titties...
thats kinda scarry :s
Ewwwww! He's looking like Johnny Cash circa 1990 - if you can imagine Johnny Cash singing Daydream Believer . . . . Button it up, quick!
oh hell no!
MK! What have I told you about posting fugly/nasty pics up after we have all just eaten lunch or are in the process of eating lunch. The last thing I need to see on my computer screen while scarfing down a BLT with a side of Salt and Vinegar chips is some old pepaw man boobs...damn!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Looks to me like somone needs some plastic surgery ....
what the hell is that?!? so much... confusion... weird feeling- goodbye.
LOL! Honestly, it looks like he was showing the off..."Yeah, I know all you memaws wish you had boobies this firm! You can share mine;)" Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Oh hell NO!!!! Put those back where they came from ya nasty!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Did he intentionally unbutton his shirt, or was there some Hulk-like motion going on?
Oh Dear God. First Rich Wright dies, now my original crush at age 5 has turned into this?
FUCK.
I prefer to remember him as he was in the 60's. Hot, and moobless.
http://991.com/gallery_180x180/Davy-JonesMonkees-Davy-Jones-De-Lux-38563...
The first word I learned to spell was "Davy".
I picked "Mary" as my confirmation name, not out of some deep devotion to the Blessed Mother, but because Davy sang about a Mary in "Look Out, Here Comes Tomorrow".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Would still hit it while listening to "Daydream Believer."
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I am seriously broken-hearted over the dreams of my youth...what the hell happened to him? And WTF with the major-league man-boobs?
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaa....*
No & I wouldn't throw my panties at Tom Jones!
He was so cute when he took Marcia Brady to the dance.
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She's flat and that's that!
why, why do out of shape men wear shirts open like that? It's cheesy enough when they are in shape!
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Marcia Brady just came in her pants.
Girl, look what you've done to me,,,
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Ew. He looks like Jodie Marsh!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
put those away!! Damn, just blew all my Davey Jones fantasies...35 years down the drain...thanks, MK!!!
Home Breast exam, second thumbnail
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Big L, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice.
I loved the Monkees when I was a kid. We would watch them on Nick at Night. Damn I miss the old Nickelodeon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFZQaUlcgA
Classic MST3K.
Well Davy why dont you just rock out with your cock out? Fuck it! What do we care?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Its really depressing when even guys have bigger tits then me.
What happens to celebs after a certain age? They seem to start exposing themselves more. Is it desperation? Delusion? What is it - anybody?
I would’ve hit it up until the moment I saw this...Damn you, Mk!
*goes away crying for lost fantasies of my youth*
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Shake those money makers, Davy! I bet there's plenty of memaws in motar-boating mode!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why, yes! I would hit it. I think he's cute!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I thought that was Richie Sambora in the main pic....
Ewww..is this guy on 'roids???