Morning Wood

He is handsome. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 11:29am
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he was awesome, wasn't he ? one of those songs that will live forever.

don't forget he was in Rocky Horror too ! BAA-BYYY
a living legend :)

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
This is irrelevant, but years ago, Meatloaf used to be the soccer coach at the middle school or high school a couple towns over from where I was living. I think his daughter was on the team.
His career was mostly over then, but I'm sure it was a big thrill for the soccer moms, who were old enough to remember. Not for the kids, of course, they probably had no idea who he was. or just didn't care.

Ashton just reminded me of that.

how cool would that have been. I would have been thrilled to have hung out with the Meat at the kiddies soccer games. :)
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I'd much rather hang with Meat than Asston. Meatloaf looks fresher too.

That ' Women' film seems to be just another attempt of Hollywood at cashing in on Sex and the City - except, they have the ONE token black woman just cuz' It gotta stay for realz, y'o.
I mean, they didnt even try to hide it - Meg Ryan has Carrie Bradshaw's hair!

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Submitted by No Words on September 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
I saw "The Women" this weekend...horrible, just horrible. The characters are self-involved and self-important witches. And the movie is glorifying them for that. Meg's face is a complete mess.

BTW, "The Women" is based on a literary work and a movie of the same name.

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And there you have it.

I have a degree in English lit and one in Filmaking, so I'm more than familiar in the original film and the book that inspired it. This crap shoveled out by Hollywood is NOT the same thing at all. I can't say I've seen it, so I'm just going to go by what I've seen on the commercials: a bunch of prunes running around being weak self-obsessed losers. I'm sure there's a scene about shopping because that's all we do.

Of course, who am I to complain? I toggle between doing work and looking at a gossip chatroom all day... sigh.

Submitted by 2Di4 on September 15, 2008 - 10:00am.

I think you would LOVE the original "The Women" from 1939. It was a series of elegant catfights, with real wit. It featured genuine stars: Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford, & Rosalind Russell. George Cukor directed it. There were no men in the movie.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

how cool would that have been. I would have been thrilled to have hung out with the Meat at the kiddies soccer games. :)

Let me sleep on it!
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
Ill give you my answer in the morning

Now I will have that song stuck in my god damn head all day!

*dials deli to order a meatloaf sammie so I can throw it off the roof of my building*

I found it ever so creepy that my father and mother would sing the lady and male portions of this song while we were in the car.

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This is irrelevant, but years ago, Meatloaf used to be the soccer coach at the middle school or high school a couple towns over from where I was living. I think his daughter was on the team.
His career was mostly over then, but I'm sure it was a big thrill for the soccer moms, who were old enough to remember. Not for the kids, of course, they probably had no idea who he was. or just didn't care.

Ashton just reminded me of that.

how cool would that have been. I would have been thrilled to have hung out with the Meat at the kiddies soccer games. :)

I saw "The Women" this weekend...horrible, just horrible. The characters are self-involved and self-important witches. And the movie is glorifying them for that. Meg's face is a complete mess.

BTW, "The Women" is based on a literary work and a movie of the same name.

so he wants to coach middle school football. no different than any other dad. following in the footsteps of Kareem

Asston looks like a bloated suburban dad.

If Meg can be honest enough to acknowledge her career is over, why can't she be honest about the reason why? It's not like we can't SEE IT...You hacked up your face and now it looks freaky. There. Was that so hard?
Plus,I mean, Meg COULD look on the bright side, if the Joker character from Batman gets a sex change, Meggie is a shoe-in for the role...or if Hollywood decides to make "The Jocelyn Wildenstein Story" again, Meggie, be near the phone cuz it'll be ringing off the hook! Yeah, but instead of looking on the bright side, she has to whine about ageism and sexism in Hollywood...Yeah, Meg it's more like 'freakism'. And even if it were just about age and gender, do ya think the average poor slob gives a fat shit that you can't make as many millions as you think you deserve, huh Meg? Shut your plastic trout lips up and just go away!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Dita had Manson dick in her coochie and missed him when he was gone.......
'Nuff said.
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I find it funny that Wonderbra would choose a person who removes her clothes for a living to promote their bra.

Maybe I'm missing something but I just don't get the hype about her....

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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.

Submitted by 2Di4 on September 15, 2008 - 11:00pm.
i really really really despise 'chick power' movies. they basically just tell women they're so different and less than important that we need our own movie to prove it to everyone. lame.
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2Di4, I think I love you.

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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."

It always makes me nostalgic a little bit to see Meg Ryan's face here, watching her get older.
She's from my hometown (Bethel, CT) and about 5 years older, so in the early 80's, I'd see her around town when she was a relative nobody, I think she was doing soaps then, and her little sister was in my homeroom in middle school. Looked just like her, same big blue eyes, but dark brown hair, very pretty too. She's Bethel's hometown girl and a big deal to folks there who remember her from high school. Her dad was the football coach in the high school the next town over.. and her mom was considered a little bit of a nutjob..

I live in Fairfield County, so we've got celebs up the wazoo around here. It's better than living in Hollywood for stargazing.

I thought Dita looked MUCH prettier as the scientist.

Dita is the hotness. Love that woman.

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ugh! I'm so sick of Dita and her fugly face. She is so overrated. That film was boring...

HoHan coulda been the next Meg Ryan but she sure effed that up, didn't she.

meg ryan was over the second she boinked russel "also over" crowe and she's just now realizing it?

on a related note, tell me again ahy i would ever want to see a movie with such an insulting title as "the women"? why not just call it "hurray for maxithins!" or "menopause ain't so bad". i really really really despise 'chick power' movies. they basically just tell women they're so different and less than important that we need our own movie to prove it to everyone. lame.

So funny you bring up Meg Ryan!
Last night I had fresh monk fish and it looked JUST like her.
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Meg Ryan might still have a career if she didn't ruin her face....did she ever think about that?

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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight

it all makes sense now...demi is a vampiress... she drained any hot out of her daughters and she's doing to ashton now...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

i liked megan fox a whole lot better when she played pms queen carla santini in 'confessions of a teenage drama queene'. this whole 'i think i'm angie voight' act is just painful to watch.

Ashton and Nick lache (sp? i dont fucking care how to spell that pussy's name)look alike here and BOTH should have been some type of P.E. teachers instead of assaulting our eyes and ears with their bull shit. Throw Tiberdouche and his manfriend Beil up in that category too!

Bunch of fucking P.E. teachers invading my TV!

BASTARDS!
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Does Brit do anything with her kids besides riding in those cars? Thats all I've ever seen her do with them.

Demi sucked the hotness out of Ashton, just like Angie did to Brad.

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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight

The remake of "The Women" was panned by the Chicago Tribune. Quel surprise!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"