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Brit Brit's record label has announced that her next album will be released on her 27th birthday, December 2nd. Brit's 6th studio album will be called "Circus." Cue Brit Brit explaining her album title: "It's called 'Circus' on account of mah life being a circus an' all! An' I really likes them clowns an' cotton candies!" I guess the title "Trainwreck" was already taken for Wino's next album.
The first single off her next album, Womanizer (aka The Ballad of KFed), will be released September 22nd.
"Circus" is the follow-up to "Blackout" which was only released last year. Producers on her new album include The Outsyders, Dr. Luke, Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth. WHAT?! Chester Cheetah didn't get a producer credit again?! That's cold of Brit Brit. I guess you always hurt the ones you love the most.
I hate to admit it, but I still listen to "Blackout." It hasn't left my iPod. I had to change the album artwork so people think I'm listening to something deep and meaningful, but it's still there. I changed the artwork to "Captain & Tennille's Greatest Hits." Have you really listened to Muskrat Love? That's some deep shit.
Here's Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn "rentin' DVDeeeees" at Blockbuster last night. They probably rented Joe Dirt AGAIN! Blockbuster keeps a special copy just for Brit.
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sha has releases two albums and she has no toured her Biggest hit album when she was whit Kfed and Blackout , she needs to tour ,she does not have her kids and the real money is made their.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Okay, but if I get a captin and tenille song stuck in my head, I'm gonna fucking kill somebody.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Sarah Palin taught my mom this trick in college!
If you play the record with Muskrat Love on it backwards The Baby Jeebus gives you a special message.
Listen closely!
*puts on record*
mmmmmmmf fwwwwog put on a hoodie and beat this bitchpfblaogggggggggg oflup volve put on a hoodie and beat this bitch mpflip blipomoff its gods will flip
WOW!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by 2Di4 on September 15, 2008 - 10:38am.
i have two words for brit: t-shirt bra.
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As I've said before, any day that she's wearing a bra is a good day for Brit Brit.
Small steps, small steps.... ;)
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Jamie Lynne looks like a little bitch on wheels.
Shitney looks like her usual dumpy, graceless self.
OMG, we played the grooves off of that Captain and Tennille record!
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land
And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese
Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs.
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now, anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle
Deep shit indeed, MK!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I admit..I listen to Blackout too...and I don't even like Britney Spears. People say that you produce your best work when your going through difficult times or in Britney's case, slowly slipping into insanity. Anycantsing, I'm anxious to see what this "Circus" will produce...hopefully it will sell enough copies so Britney can afford to buy some shorts that don't ride up her coochie!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Thumbnail #3......."Cheetos, Frapp, and peen go in here."
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Sigh
I still miss comingback, my life's not the same without boot moves, sock slots, toilet bats and sofa batteries.
I'm reporting to county, see if they can help.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
i have two words for brit: t-shirt bra.
all her shopping and she never seems to buy anything decent.
I read yesterday that Brit will do a concert at the Palms in Vegas on NYE....kicking off a tour.
I still think she should work out her LIFE more, before she starts her career again.....
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
What a couple of fucking asstards
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scientists report that in 200 years blonds will become extinct. not enough peroxide in the gene pool. ba dunk.
I bet that was the shi!iest girls night in ever!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Dam she is an ugly chippie!
a perfect vacuum was created in the store when they entered.
Capt & Tennille should be Hot Sluts of the Day.
Just a suggestion...
how many spears does it take to pickup a dvd? combined IQ is 2
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
Aw! Man! When i saw the first pic i thought we had ourselves a new Brit tantrum. =(
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LOL - that's what I thought! She's even wearing her 'high potential for head-shaving' look!
And Jamie is starting to develop some serious Kimora Lee-like neck rolls, kind of. ;)
@loozer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbh9c0noR4s
Love those two!
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 15, 2008 - 10:29am.
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That will be the choice over 'coal in the stocking' this year.
Thats good planning by the record company seeing as the release date is in December people will be buying it for X-mas, so it will probably sell better then Blackout.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 8:22am.
Well hello there
I also thought there was tantrum! =(
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
gah...they both look so stank...we know brit doesn't have her boys, but who's watching jamie lynn's baby?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
You know Britney's like "Ja Lynn, You're there hair would look much better if you'd let me just go ahead & just shave it right off, all that real hair just ain't natural to have. I mean, look at me. *scratches skull* I'll send you to one of my stylists (dog) and we'll fix you right up"
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
oooh her outfit has me excited..I miss crazy , starbucks drinkin' Brit so freakin' much.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
PSL: I agree, & that's why Jamie will be the HBIC for the rest of Shitney's days.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I though JL was barefoot until I enlarged the pic....JL has the same nasty legs that Brit does.....same body.
Britney is still a mess, I don't care what anyone says.
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
You just know that bitch has major pit stains.. Under all her limbs.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
★★★ You know, Britney is a beautiful girl. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ★★★ [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] ★★★ . There also has some hot celebrities there. It's said that Anglina signed up there and started a new blog. We can signed up for chatting with them. It's also free.★★★
Muskrat Love is da bomb!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Aw! Man! When i saw the first pic i thought we had ourselves a new Brit tantrum. =(
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
And that forehead.. my god! that forehead.. Never ending forehead... *says forehead 8 more times* forehead!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I"m your sister, I'm your sister..lol
Remember that part in Joe Dirt, where, he had to stop fucking her b/c he thought she WASN'T his sister..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
She looks like absolute crap. Go away, Britney, go far, far away.
britney will never go away. much like the veins on madonna.
Oh I'm barefoot.. where's that next dick to get me pregnant.. *looks around*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Columbia on September 15, 2008 - 8:16am.
Shitney has some nasty tree trunk legs. Her sister is so much hotter and she just had a baby
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Well she's also 10 years younger!
And...she looks more like she just had big pewpies...
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Shitney has some nasty tree trunk legs. Her sister is so much hotter and she just had a baby.
joe dirty!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
What in the nine hells...
Ahahaha LoLo!!!!!!!
Emm..no, seriously now. I thought Jamie Lynn had a baby to take care of?
Uh whatever I guess you can go out and rent a movie...I guess.
Britney, please please retire and dedicate your ass to be a good mom PLEASE. The industry no longer needs you nor wants you.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
but she makes it look even worse by wearing a textured bra underneath a cotton blend.
My son only wears seamless smooth cups. KIDDING!
Instead of that pepto bismal stained shirt Big Tittie Britty should have worn a hoodie, a grey one maybe.
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AHA!
Look who's wearing long sleeves with shorts.
I'm gonna tell my son he's like Britney. LOLOL