Already?!
Brit Brit's record label has announced that her next album will be released on her 27th birthday, December 2nd. Brit's 6th studio album will be called "Circus." Cue Brit Brit explaining her album title: "It's called 'Circus' on account of mah life being a circus an' all! An' I really likes them clowns an' cotton candies!" I guess the title "Trainwreck" was already taken for Wino's next album.
The first single off her next album, Womanizer (aka The Ballad of KFed), will be released September 22nd.
"Circus" is the follow-up to "Blackout" which was only released last year. Producers on her new album include The Outsyders, Dr. Luke, Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth. WHAT?! Chester Cheetah didn't get a producer credit again?! That's cold of Brit Brit. I guess you always hurt the ones you love the most.
I hate to admit it, but I still listen to "Blackout." It hasn't left my iPod. I had to change the album artwork so people think I'm listening to something deep and meaningful, but it's still there. I changed the artwork to "Captain & Tennille's Greatest Hits." Have you really listened to Muskrat Love? That's some deep shit.
Here's Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn "rentin' DVDeeeees" at Blockbuster last night. They probably rented Joe Dirt AGAIN! Blockbuster keeps a special copy just for Brit.
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I guess being a mother to her kids isn't important! *shrugs*
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Sit yo ass down!
She's not aging well. Of course, "The Biz" probably wasn't planning on that anyway. Use them up and throw them to the wolves. I have been wondering why St. Gloria Allred hasn't confronted Dina Lohan and/or Lynn Spears on their parenting, since she was so clearly available on any other scandalous morsel she could clutch onto.
her songs are catchy...
What a skanky trainwreck indeed ... with a touch of them thar crazee eyes. Lumpy and bejowled .... that's the real Shitters.
Where does this bitch shop? She has the worst taste in clothes.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆--------
WHY does she still put her phone up to her fucking mouth...I hate that shit...she does it all of the time. I guess to hide her Herpes.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
She is wearing coochie cutter cutoffs!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Wow... Really sad that Jamie Lynn just had a baby and looks way better than Britney
Submitted by M.E. on September 15, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I am convinced Comingback was Shitney and her "cousin" Alli.
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ME too! Or Sam...like when they'd get all peeked together on whatever it was they were doing.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Little China Doll on September 15, 2008 - 8:07am.
Dear Brit,
Just a lil FYI...you really shouldn't wear a textured bra underneath a tight shirt.
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Hold on now. Let's not quibble - if you even look sideways at her bra you know she'll stop wearing one altogether.
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Thanks for sparing us all the yelling:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"I admit..I listen to Blackout too...and I don't even like Britney Spears. People say that you produce your best work when your going through difficult times or in Britney's case, slowly slipping into insanity."
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Britney didn't write, Blackout, she contributed nothing. Britney doesn't write her own songs, and she never will. She is a talentless lip-synching hack.
"Well she's also 10 years younger!
And...she looks more like she just had big pewpies..."
Britney always had big legs, even when she was 17.
Her abs were flat, but her legs were always big.
To paris herpes - Who said anything about wearing a dress? You're telling me a person can't look good if they wore a t-shirt and shorts? Because whenever Britney does it, she still looks like shit. People work a billion times harder than Britney and don't have close to the amount of money she has and they can still look decent. And are you saying that the only time Britney can look good is when shes at an event? cuz thats sad. Face it, Britney looks like crap wherever she goes. Her make-up team and hair stylists are the only reason why shes famous. Britney could never piece together a decent outfit even if her life depended on it.
I am convinced Comingback was Shitney and her "cousin" Alli.
Submitted by Little China Doll on September 15, 2008 - 8:07am.
Dear Brit,
Just a lil FYI...you really shouldn't wear a textured bra underneath a tight shirt.
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Hold on now. Let's not quibble - if you even look sideways at her bra you know she'll stop wearing one altogether.
She went out to get fucking DVDs people, I think the VMAs and running errands like this are far different events. You want her to wear a dress while she's shopping for fucking dog food like Paris Hilton or something? Pu-LEASE! I LOVE Joe Dirt as much as I love Kingpin...bring on the trash baby!
Your face!
Submitted by ElenaBelle on September 15, 2008 - 2:59pm.
I just hope the two of them are on BIRTH CONTROL!
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Lack of personal hygiene SHOULD be birth control. Guess some guys just hold their noses.
I just hope the two of them are on BIRTH CONTROL!
I think if she showered she would look better.(DUH) She always looks like she slept in her make up,threw her hair up,grabbed the nearest pair of chonklas and left.The times she looks good is when she has washed her hair (VMAs) and put on fresh make up.Jamie Lynn needs a bong hit,she looks uptight and bitchy as hell.
These pictures are recent? wtf? I swear this girl always looks like shit. I was thinking that these were old pictures... but damn, she still can't dress herself. One second she looks good (VMA appearance) and then the next day she looks like shit. Its truly amazing. My friends (including me) don't have money at all and we go to college and we STILL manage to look hotter than her. Britney is such a joke.
Was the title "I Really Don't Want My Kids Anyhow" taken? 'Cause that wouldabeen better.
It's hilarious that as soon as the stylists disappear, Britney reverts to some sort of dirty feral creature.
Submitted by angel_i on September 15, 2008 - 6:30pm.
# ...Baby One More Time
# 2000: Oops!... I Did It Again
# 2001: Britney
# 2003: In the Zone
# 2007: Blackout
# 2008: Circus
# 2009: Relapse
# 2010: Hospitalized
# 2011: Invisible
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lmfao!
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# ...Baby One More Time
# 2000: Oops!... I Did It Again
# 2001: Britney
# 2003: In the Zone
# 2007: Blackout
# 2008: Circus
# 2009: Relapse
# 2010: Hospitalized
# 2011: Invisible
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Gee song about kfed move on girl. U are the mannizer compare to u he is ao classy. Perfect title for her and beyonce album will beat her so bad on the chrats.
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
WTF??!!Guy Sigsworth where have you gotten yourself into???!!!
and "blackout" is really a cheap edited album made in like 30 minutes tops..you bitches love it cause you're filthy trash-can beggars...nevermind I still listen to it too...
WTF is she WEARING!!!???
More Shake N Bake music from Shitney.
"And I helped y'all"
mmm hmmm, she showed up, sucking on some fried chicken and they recorded her yum yum sounds.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
I still listen to Blackout, too. I'm not ashamed. That album is awesome. "Get Naked" is my favorite Britney Spears song.
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But ARRRRRGHHH!!! It's NOT BRITNEY SPEARS that makes it good! SO damn frustrating. It's only cuz she's got her hands on some of the best music makers in the industry. Gwan' wit yo' bad self - get a few numbers and you can make one of your very own! Seriously.
Why don't the paps just go to the mall and snap any two hick wannabes shopping? Same difference at this point.
PS. She looks better, not good. It's not saying much considering her only job is to look good.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Bloggers can keep telling me she looks great and is in shape but I have eyes goddamnit and no she's not.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
Sigh
I still miss comingback, my life's not the same without boot moves, sock slots, toilet bats and sofa batteries.
I'm reporting to county, see if they can help.
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Sighing along with you. Comingback, wherefore art thou?
"You can't stop her boot clap with a butt slap".
Comedy gold.
On topic: Damn, Jaime-Lynn is looking tired. Should have used those rubbers, honey.
She's still dressing like a 16 year-old who has no parental supervision. Nice. Class all the way.
I still listen to Blackout, too. I'm not ashamed. That album is awesome. "Get Naked" is my favorite Britney Spears song.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Blackout is the fuckin shit
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Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 10:01am.
I like your cure! I never heard that song about the ice cubes.
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The Brady Bunch theme?! Dear God, I'm glad you made it!
My hub and I have been house-hunting, and whenever he sees a house that looks like it was built in the 70's, he does the "Duh nuh duh nuh duh duh" intro of the Brady theme.
On topic: This next album should be the last of the sympathy sales shitney can generate.
She can have an army of producers, but in the end, if she can't evolve past her late 90's "style" of "singing", she's done except as a tabloid curiosity.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ugh, now looking at it, those shorts are a pair of jeans she wore constantly when her and Lufti were parading around town.
TRASH!
OH! And Shitney, cut off daisey dukes went out of style, years ago.
Dear Brit,
Just a lil FYI...you really shouldn't wear a textured bra underneath a tight shirt.
Thanks,
LCD
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Follow up to Blackout?
It's gonna suck, just like her last album. Every song sounding the same, her mickey mouse digitalized voice screeching into the mic.
No thanks.
She needs to bath again I see. Last bath was the VMA's?
Deb
that shit is NOT funny. One time, I had the Brady Bunch theme song stuck in my head and I nearly died from it.
on topic, Britt's new career as a three dollar lot lizard in the bayou somewhere is calling her.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Still on my iPod too, only with original artwork intact.
Submitted by Deb on September 15, 2008 - 11:29am.
No im afraid not dear Deb.
I take bong hits for that!
I was waiting in line at the dry cleaners saturday and the song was on. That line "leave the ice cubes in your drink".
Makes me angry!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
muskrat love? what in the GD hell were they thinking with this animal sex ballad? some kind of nightmarish national geographic theme song?
Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Deb on September 15, 2008 - 11:25am.
Uh oh! you should have left your ice cubes in yer drank!
Is that the cure for "song-stuck-in-your-head"?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Unfitney, please stop making "music". Thank you.
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Submitted by Deb on September 15, 2008 - 11:25am.
Uh oh! you should have left your ice cubes in yer drank!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 15, 2008 - 9:50am.
Okay, but if I get a captin and tenille song stuck in my head, I'm gonna fucking kill somebody.
I feel ya. Yesterday, for some godawful reason, I got Jessica Simpson's "Come on Over" stuck in my head! "I need you NOOOOWW! I need you NOOOW!"
Ah! Make her stop!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hello Net flix????
Please no more Britney albums
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