Sulu Is A Married Pepaw
71-year-old George Takei married his 54-year-old partner Brad Altman in Los Angeles yesterday evening. The two oldies have been together for 21 years. If you still want to look at the same pair of saggy prune sacks after 21 years, then it must be true love.
200 of George and Brad's (like Clooney & Pitt) friends and family helped celebrate their new union. George's "Star Trek" co-stars, Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig, served as maid of sexy and best man. Nichelle told People, "I was fighting back the tears. But they came oozing out anyway. I'm so happy that they're both able to legally proclaim their commitment to one another after spending the past 21 years together." I want a gay wedding just so Nichelle Nichols can show up and "ooze" tears.
Before making it legal, George said to reporters in his cashmere-on-velvet voice, "Live long and prosper!"
He never gets sick of saying that, does he? Maybe he can't even help it. He's said it so many times in his lifetime that it's etched in his brain and won't wash away. He probably says it like 300 times a day. It's the first thing he says in the morning and the last thing he says at night. His new husband has learned to drown that shit out.
I shouldn't joke. That's going to be me in a few years. My stupid lingo is going to stick with me until my dying days and I won't be able to help it. In 50 years, when I'm sitting in the retirement home with a hot cup of Ensure next to me, I'm going randomly blab about "memaws, chicken cutlets, lucite and no-no holes." If this happens, just pass me the bowl of Werther's Originals and ignore me for the rest of the day.
Anyoldgay, congrats to these two pepaws! May the rest of their days be filled with love, Metamucil, Icy Hot and caramel squares! Wait, do you think that pepaw gays use Icy Hot instead of lube? I mean, it kills two birds with one stone....so to speak.
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Congrats!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆
Really,? He looks more like Kim Jong Ill to me, total manslut (if U believe the rumors) with a devoted wife, sad
George i love you and congradulations! and yes i still watch star treck on channel 11 every night at 12 am its the best star treck there is and no other "modern remake" can compare to it!
and you look hot for 71 YOU GO PAPA!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
I shouldn't joke. That's going to be me in a few years. My stupid lingo is going to stick with me until my dying days and I won't be able to help it. In 50 years, when I'm sitting in the retirement home with a hot cup of Ensure next to me, I'm going randomly blab about "memaws, chicken cutlets, lucite and no-no holes." If this happens, just pass me the bowl of Werther's Originals and ignore me for the rest of the day.
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Yeah, like you haven't reprogrammed all of US TOO!
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sketti sketti sketti
Beyond awesome. *_*
mac :]
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
Congratulations to the newlyweds. This brightens my day, as I just woke up to Sarah Palin's screeching on MSNBC.
Submitted by lizzieb on September 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
Whatever next- quick post something about Brangelina being cunts before I turn into Pollyanna.
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Ha ha ha! Don't get all sloppy and sentimental on us, lizzieb! I'm an uber Trek geek, too.
George is 71?! I know I already said that, but I felt it was worth repeating.
Not only will MK still babbling things like "no-no holes" when he goes to "The Home" ... when some hottie pepaw comes by he scream "WALKER TIPS DEEP!".
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 15, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Hmmm, ya know, I think I like it. The boutonnieres are lovely.
They are, not sure about the white jackets- it is autumn now after all. But then again, white is the traditional colour for weddings so I’ll let it pass. This makes my cold, shrivelled heart strangely happy. I suppose I do have a soft spot for weddings, gay in particular as they have had to wait so long and I am a life long Star Trek fan so this is all good for me.
Whatever next- quick post something about Brangelina being cunts before I turn into Pollyanna.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
A couple of sluts have commented on the wedding couple's attire.
*studies pictures with hitherto unheard of concentration*
Hmmm, ya know, I think I like it. The boutonnieres are lovely.
George is 71?! Yikes, that pact with Satan is working out! Hot Pepaw alert!
Nichelle Nichols is also looking dangerously foxy. Meow!
I was talking to Mr Lizzieb about the possibility of reincarnation and if it did exist, what he would like to come back as next time. He said Lt. Uhura’s chair.
She’s still got it…..
Congrats to the happy couple- ahh…..
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
congrats pepaws
"Submitted by TOPANGA on September 15, 2008 - 11:13am.
George T. looks good for 71....anyone else notice that gay men usually seem to age better that heterosexual men?"
Maybe it's the facials straight men usually don't get? LOL!
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
I love George Takei. Congrats to him and Brad.
Poor Walter Koenig has a serious case of Trump hair.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
... and my Grinch's heart grew THREE sizes this day ..
Love is never wrong
Submitted by letinstar on September 15, 2008 - 9:01am.
good for sulu and husband...they should've hired shatner as the entertainment...
Captain Kirk could have performed the ceremony!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 15, 2008 - 9:43am
I was going to say the same thing! He looks really really good for being that old.
George T. looks good for 71....anyone else notice that gay men usually seem to age better that heterosexual men?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Great, now I'm oozing tears (of joy, obviously).
And Lt. Uhura looks amazing! Hot Memaw alert.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
I'm happy for them.
I can totally see you in a rocker at the home babbling about cutlets and lucite. That image alone makes this the funniest post ever!
I got them a gift certificate to Crate & Barrel.
K I need to get out some because I had no idea!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
It still fucking trips me out that he is 71.
He doesn't look anywhere near it.
I think this is lovely, although I'm not a fan of marriage for anyone (especially me). But anyone who wants to be married should be.
Too bad this caption contest photo was a couple of days early to be the ice sculpture at the reception...( http://dlisted.com/node/28233 )
Hurrah! Love the bagpipe dude.
I also thought they were already married.
Congrats
Hamlet, awwwwww..
agreed shatner should have sung at the reception.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Congratulations, SULU and Brad!! Love always
good for sulu and husband...they should've hired shatner as the entertainment...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
he bravely went where no man has gone before...
la lAAA lalalalala la laaaLAAAAAA lalalalala!
they are awfully daring to wear white after Labor Day
Im going to get married in a grey hoodie.
Then ill beat the crap out of the weding photographer and pretend i didnt tell him to be there that day. Its gonna be great!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CTH!
Thanks! I never call him by his name though. He has about 20 nicknames!
When my bunns cross the bridge, i will get a rescue Dane from Harlequin Haven in Columbus and he shall be named Hamlet!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
★★★ I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich women seeking affairs site ★★★ [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] ★★★ last week and he was seeking his mature baby there now!★★★
Clarrise
maximus is the best name evah, I wanted to call my shep maximus, but I knew all the dumb fucks around me would call him max, which would piss me off.
next dog is either Cerberus (guard dog to the gates of hell)
or Hannibal ( nuff said)
On topic, do you think one of the gentlemen in this picture would bring me a rueben and an adult beverage?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
CTH,
Right. Maximus Decimus Bunnius is not phased by ANYTHING. He meets people at the door to make sure they are ok to come in! When he's jumpy, then i worry!!
speakit!!!
They DO look like waiters!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
LOL
I said it before, if gays want to be as miserable as the straights, let em have at it!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Best wishes for a happy marriage, that piece of paper can ruin a good relationship.
mike
he announced that he would marry.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I thought I remembered something about him getting married a few months ago, or was that some sort of engagement thing?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 9:33am.
grave robber.
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LOL!
OnT: They look like waiters.
Word, clarisse, trust the animals! My shep who's afraid of NOTHING was cowering under the kitchen table, that freaked me the fuck out. and the tree right in front of my house is old, old, old.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
CTH,
Yeah, we have power and nothing fell on the house, so it was a good night =)
I normally don't sweat bad weather, but the rabbits hid under the couch all night and were freaked, so i freaked.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Shit, George looks pretty good for 71.
Anyhoo, congrats!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 8:33am.
beeen looking for you!
I forgot you from cleve, yeah, we got it bad last night, but we have power, you?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
grave robber.
=)
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.