Monday, September 15th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Abandoned couch in North Hollywood, CA - This lonely couch saved a 30-year-old passenger in a car accident! The car just happened to land on the couch this way. Cops say the couch probably cushioned the blow. The passenger walked away without any injuries.
I need to show my lazy ass couch this story. It just lays there, feeding on my crumbs, when it really should be out in the world, saving others!
VIA Curbed
For LA's Sister
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This = ftw.
Submitted by LA on September 15, 2008 - 2:48pm.
BTW, abandoned sofas are an epidemic in Los Angeles, apparently.
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Oh great, now Angie and Brad will start adopting furniture, but only the exotic pieces.
BTW, abandoned sofas are an epidemic in Los Angeles, apparently.
http://couches.wordpress.com/
This story makes me happy.
Would it not make perfect sense to have our roadways lined with couches then? Car crash victims might projectile shoot through the windshield, but in most cases would land in the soft cushions. And it would give old ladies and gents jobs, to straighten the cushions and tidy them up.
*calling up town council*
I live in NoHo, not the ghetto part of town this incident occurred in, but NoHo none the less. This city is infamous for couches on the curb. I just never knew why!
cars get tired too ya know
Wonder if it has a pull-out bed?
and the owners said this couch would never make anything of itself
i hope the passenger left some change under the cushions as a thank you for saving their life...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
That couch must have a grey hoodie stuffed down in its cushions, cause that was bad ass, just like my grey hoodie.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
A recliner would have never helped. Lazy lounging bitches.
Kudos to the couch!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Holy Crap!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Less lucky was the homeless guy on the couch with his remote.
Now THAT'S worth a Hot Slut Title. makes all airbags of the world look like ridiculous ersatz.
Every street should be lined up with sofas instead of trees.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Are you sure that's not a sofa?
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LMFAO! A couch is HSOTD. I hope a couple of frat boys pick up this couch and give it a good home.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Good thing it wasn't a futon.
I love my couch.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.