Jennifer Hudson Must Be Dickmatized
Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York." The girl is an Oscar winner and she's going to marry a dude who probably had a couple of sword fights with New York. I mean, the dude most likely tossed New York's salad and licked on her nuts! NO!
JHud's rep told People: "I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A."
The two have been dating for less than a year. They have been seen together a few times, but have pretty much kept their shit on the down low. I don't blame JHud. Why the fuck would you want to be seen with one of New York's leftovers?!
JHud is either knocked up or she's extremely dickmatized. I don't care how good the dick is. He's had his tongue down New York's masculine throat! That's a deal breaker.
Seriously. Good dick is both a curse and a blessing. It will make you see the world like a beautiful fairytale wonderland, but it will also make you fuck up your life by marrying a reality show douche!
And what happened to the dude JHud was with for so long? The dude she fell in love with before "American Idol"? JHud needs to wake up from this "good dick fog" and see the light!
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jussayin': Maybe there's not enough um, stimulation to get them to finish quickly, so they just keep going, fantasizing about Channing Tatum and the $$. It takes longer because they have to concentrate on drowning out the female sexy noises. It probably takes longer and that translates into happier times for the ladies!
And if I could find a man to shop at Daffy's with me, I'd be that much more in love.
mike on September 14, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Forget about him being gay - the fool quit a position at a prestigious Chicago law firm to appear on I Love New York.
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this says alot about him wouldn't you agree?
oh and he's got a gay face. A BIG ONE.
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Thats gotta suck knowing your marrying a guy that used to go after New York.
Who's Jennifer Hudson? Did she do something? Like, once?
...she better watch out for Omarosa.
(unreality shows suck ass)
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 14, 2008 - 6:39pm.
So, being dicktamzied is a bad thing?
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No. That just means you're getting it good and there's not a damn thing wrong with that.
No disrespect meant for this couple, but he looks like he likes penis.
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ew ew ew I can't stand JHudson. I think her acting sucks and she sounds like every other singer out there.
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Forget about him being gay - the fool quit a position at a prestigious Chicago law firm to appear on I Love New York.
Not Mighty Mouse! She must be seriously desperate, but I suspected that of her after I saw how flat footed, knock-kneed, and weird shaped she was in Dreamgirls. (Flats don't lie.)
ha ha ha MK!
preetay fucking lame, but considering who we're talking about, it makes perfect sense. they must be soultardmates and according to their horoscope, scorpio is shooting its load with its brightly shining venus straight into uranus. yeah, if you want the extended asstrological forecast, you can call me, and I accept mastercard and visa. It's only 500.99/a minute.
Is that GAL?!?!? He looks so gay. She is seriously tripping. She dated Kerry Rhodes (NFL player) briefly and then got back w/ her boyfriend but didn't know they were done for good. That Hollywood mess already got the best of her..
No bullshit. That is just fuckin gross!!
Why am I smelling Star Jones and Gay Al?
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well why is it then that "gay" men seem to be able to dickmatized ladies better than "straight" men. I would think if they did not like pussy then it would be wham bam thank you I need a man 2 minutes sexay times....
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Didn't HolLywood teach this girl anything?! After you win an Oscar or become really "famous" you are suppose to date UP not DOWN!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
better get a damned prenup girl. I think I smell a rat! No offense to the rats, I love fancy rats.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Jennifer! I loved you on AI & LOVED you in "DreamGirls," & 1 of the things I loved the most was how you seemed so unaffected. I have never watched that horrid New York show (thank the Lord), but I hope there's some silver lining to this, like he's a really great guy worth throwing your long-term relationship away for.
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BTW...He gay.
She does'nt strike me as the sharpest...or slimmest tool in the shed.
Why would she do that? It must be the same people who give her advice for the clothes she worn, wears, are probaly the same people who see this guy is gay and snickering behind her back.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
He's as queer as a $3 bill, but he seems pretty nice. If they're happy, then I'm happy.
The next Liza Minelli and David Gest.
I had no idea she broke up with her man of 7 years.....
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I kinda liked his demeanor when he was on the NY show...I wouldn't hit because of the whole second hand cooties issue, but that's just me. He really did appear to be a good catch, with a good job, and a good personality. And his body was hella thick!
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smooches to fuzzyslippers!
Night Owl on September 14, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Star Jones & Al Reynolds
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Word!
So, being dicktamzied is a bad thing?
The Hoff is screwed, then. Oh well.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
He'll be sporting the ar"gay"le sweaters (draped sleeves over shoulders & knotted) ala Gay Al here pretty soon.
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Submitted by Night Owl on September 14, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Grr, fuck you night owl, stole my idea!! XD
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She is as dumb as a box of rocks and has no charisma onscreen, she got extremely lucky with Dreamgirls and she did nothing for SATC
Here we go again. That guy looks like he just finished screaming FABULOUS!
Star Jones & Al Reynolds 2: Electric Boogaloo
yeah he has all those credentials, so what in the world made him get on the show wit New York? Oh Geez! is anyone else's gaydar going off??
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Watch out, Jennifer! New York is in Hollywood, and you might be fighting for the same roles. They should remake "All About Eve" with JHud as Margot Channing, New York as Eve, of course, Punk as Bill, and as Addison DeWitt, Andre Leon Talley. Gabrielle Union can play Karen, Bill Belamy can play her husband, and playing the Marilyn Monroe ingenue, the one and only, Solange!
IDK; he looks hella gay in that pic...
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I thought she was still with her high school sweetheart? PUnk from new york was a harvard graduate and a LAWYER with a good career.
The girl is smart if she picked him though the ny thing is eww... lmao
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