Jennifer Hudson Must Be Dickmatized
Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York." The girl is an Oscar winner and she's going to marry a dude who probably had a couple of sword fights with New York. I mean, the dude most likely tossed New York's salad and licked on her nuts! NO!
JHud's rep told People: "I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A."
The two have been dating for less than a year. They have been seen together a few times, but have pretty much kept their shit on the down low. I don't blame JHud. Why the fuck would you want to be seen with one of New York's leftovers?!
JHud is either knocked up or she's extremely dickmatized. I don't care how good the dick is. He's had his tongue down New York's masculine throat! That's a deal breaker.
Seriously. Good dick is both a curse and a blessing. It will make you see the world like a beautiful fairytale wonderland, but it will also make you fuck up your life by marrying a reality show douche!
And what happened to the dude JHud was with for so long? The dude she fell in love with before "American Idol"? JHud needs to wake up from this "good dick fog" and see the light!
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My gaydar is SCREAMING @ this guy! SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
WHY does this dude look like a black version of the dummy from the GOOSEBUMPS books??? Creeeeeepy
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
I thought that it was pretty commonly known that JHud is a lesbian. This guy is just a cover, unless he's gay as well, and then they are marrying each other to shut people up.. not that anyone cares to begin with.
Whitney Houston was said to be in the same predicament. She was supposedly dating her personal assistant Robyn for years but because of her "Christian" family, she married ole' druggie Bobby Brown, and then it was all downhill from there.
"I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum"
"Good Dick Fog"
LOL LOL LOL Oh, MK, you're the bomb!
That guy got kicked off the show because he was NICE, RATIONAL, and SANE and expected New York to be the same way. Although he IS stupid for going on that show (even for exposure), he was obviously a good catch nonetheless.
I don't know why this shocks anyone. Who cares if she's won a most undeserved Oscar. Ghetto girls will always be ghetto no matter how much you dress them up.
He was a sweetie. Funny looking body, just like a triangle. I hope he didn't bump uglies with NY. Anyway, I can tell them from hard experience that they should go steady a while longer.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
My gaydar isnt entirely accurate but this guy looks gay.
you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl
He looks like he should be marrying Al Reynolds.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
OMG dick fog...I was in one once for 3 years...talk about a curse! ....and yes a Blessing....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
They are both gross, 'reality t.v. stars' so to me it sounds like a match made in American T.V. heaven.
'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.
Submitted by TITS on September 14, 2008 - 11:50pm.
what's the harm in taking a break to pursue a dream?
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that's the precise problem... his 'dream' is to be on bottom of the barrel tv - a reality show - I Love New York
if he had quit to join Juilliard, your point would shine through a lot better.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
I'm convinced the same person who suggested JHud be Carrie's assistant in the SATC movie told her she should do this for publicity.
WHAT?!
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Damn it must be Al Roker's long lost brother or son, looks like he's so metro he gets his eyebrows waxed every week! I had no idea JHud was going down the Star road at all. She got right stupid quick. I laughed so hard at that recent album cover or whatever, looked like they photoshopped a good 20 lbs off of her! Ah how the mighty have fallen (and in less than 2 years too)!
Your face!
Submitted by mike on September 14, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Forget about him being gay - the fool quit a position at a prestigious Chicago law firm to appear on I Love New York.
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Yeah, but it's a short life, and there will always be other law firms.
If you attended school to allow yourself to have a 'career' in law, yet really wanted to sing or dance, what's the harm in taking a break to pursue a dream? I think it was very courageous and speaks to a great strength of character.
How many people are stuck in jobs they hate or merely tolerate because they didn't have the guts to take a chance on themselves?
The vestibule of the undecided isn't the first layer of hell for no reason.
hmmmm sour cream seems to make me high. score.
HER MUSIC SUCKS FUCKING ASS AND THIS CHICK IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT..BEER AND WEED ARE GOOD..
Sandbitch - as a bacon aficionado, can you tell me what is "aussie bacon"?
Peameal bacon is my personal favourite. (the kind with the cornmeal around the outside).
oh and roger that on the cheese.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 10:48pm.
...But aaaaaaaeeeeaaaah will alwaaaaays luuuurve yoooeeeoooooooooeeeoooo
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LOL! Enjoy the meal. Damn...now I'm hungry.
Since there is no decent peen wielder within my immediate midst, I am departing to prepare oneself scrambled eggs on a toasted english muffin, with a pile of bacon. REAL AUSSIE BACON. Not that shit you eat in America.
Your cheese is damn well fucked as well. That shit is artificially coloured! I hate to break this to y'all, but cheese is NOT XTINA AGUILERA ORANGE.
...But aaaaaaaeeeeaaaah will alwaaaaays luuuurve yoooeeeoooooooooeeeoooo
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 10:15pm.
((crowd of horny women cheer))
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*cue Whitney Houston's song "You Give Good Love"...
Never stopping, I was always searching
For that perfect dick
The kind that girls like me dream of......
Yeah, I'm a little tipsy.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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Thou speaketh the truth. Passion lies within the man, not his penis.
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There.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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Thou speaketh the truth. Passion lies within the man, not his penis.
If you've seen one stiff peen, you've seen them all. It is what *weilds* the peen that makes all the difference.
Now some smart cunt ask me what *what* is.
Good peen.
My life is so full of paradoxes.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 12:15pm.
You be FERTILE!
I didn't know she was an icon for gay men yet.
I wonder what will happen when he finds out she's not rich enough to carry his ass financially.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 9:27pm.
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NOOOOO!! We mustn't give up hope. {{Penis flag drops behind me in Pattonesque scene}}
Like the women before us, it is our right to have good dick. {{cue patriotic porn music}} We must stay strong in our quest to have smiling snatches. We must fight and say, "Is that all you can do with that thing?" Women have not laid on their backs unsatisfied for centuries for us to lay down our poonannies in defeat. Listen to us men, we are women, women who want pleasing peckers. Have you not heard our cries? "It is not the wave, but the motion of the ocean"? If you can write your name in the snow, you can learn to make our cooters weep with joy. We will not rest. We will not surrender. GIVE US GOOD DICK!
((crowd of horny women cheer))
i'm kinda agreein
with jussayin...my first
thought about jhud's man
was, "what's she thinkin'??
he's got gayface!!"
girls, you will know good dick because it will have you speaking in tongue, make you want to fall asleep right after, and make you want to go out and slap someone with it!!
Once you have had good dick, you will tell everyone "now that was some good dick!"
Good dick will make you marry someone from another country even though he looks gay as hell, make you get gastric bypass and lose weight even if your face looks better fat, and make you marry a man who slobbered all over a known transvestite!
Now, that must be some GOOD dick!
Or else these bitches have lost their fucking mind!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
He looks gayer then Big Gay Al in a leopard thong
jhud's lipstick is all wrong...and who is that flaming homo she's supposed to engaged to?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
@Speakit
I don't know. OMG PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I HAD GOOD DICK ALREADY... cuz if that's it..pffft.
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*POP*
Did I hear the fond familiar sound of bubble bursting?
*passes speakit some rope - come hang with me*
Good Dick, like God, exists only in our fertile maginations.
*POP*
*POP*
Let's bring out the booze!
Bette Midler ~ Is that all there is?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpn_xu81ySo&feature=related
I thought she had a long term boyfriend that she had been dating since high school or something like that?
Ugh, Punk was so whiney. What's wrong with this woman?
I guess on the plus side he is a lawyer who graduated from Harvard law school.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Well if I ever get any, I'll let you know if I agree.
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I'll do the same. *wink* lol
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Me too.
How does one tell the difference?
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I don't know. OMG PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I HAD GOOD DICK ALREADY... cuz if that's it..pffft.
Her time was up 15 minutes ago
you know, Punk, Day Al, and Terry McMillan's ex gay husband do all kinda resemble with their looks...
http://www.queerty.com/jonathan-plummers-novel-courts-scandal-20071010/
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 15, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Well if I ever get any, I'll let you know if I agree.
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I'll do the same. *wink* lol
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Me too.
How does one tell the difference?
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Well if I ever get any, I'll let you know if I agree.
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I'll do the same. *wink* lol
wait wait wait what happened to her dude that she was dating when she won the oscar?!? i though is was all stand up and normal.
a new york cast off? not so much
Submitted by dead-actress on September 14, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Good dick is both a curse and a blessing.
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Well if I ever get any, I'll let you know if I agree.
Good dick is both a curse and a blessing.
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Oh, MK. This is why I love you. *deep sigh*
Wow. That is not an attractive individual.
Submitted by zomay on September 14, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Damn zomay, that was pleasant. Almost too pleasant. You're on dlisted!!!
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
I know shes not smokin hot but she could do better I mean come on!
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 14, 2008 - 6:39pm.
So, being dicktamzied is a bad thing?
okay then, not if you consider a bad thing eight inches of italian salami attached to someone into oral
cough, cough, cough.
on topic, both these bitches are thick!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Erm....Congrats??
Jen, hun? PRE NUP.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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this two are idiots , Jhud because she dumped the guy who was whit her when she was a nobody and He for quiting his job has lawyer to appear in I love New York
Jhun he is a attention-whore
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
She is fucking stupid
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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