Monday, September 15th 2008

Size Two Muumuu?

Is Ross McCall taking fashion tips from that hobo Twitty Prat? He looks like an Old Navy reject from 2001. Quit trying to bring back an already shitty fashion statement in an already shitty fashion world. I'd rather see people go emo than wear this shit. I don't mean that.

Speaking of shitty fashion statements, take a look at the muu muu on that forgotten Golden Girl JLove.

At first I thought she was carrying a bag of trash, but upon further inspection I realized it was a hideous purse. What the fuck JLove! Far cry from I Know What You Did Last Summer. Show some luscious chichi, don't you remember what got you famous in the first place?

Here's the two future Buick LaSabre driving, bingo playing, shuffle board masters taking a stroll in Los Angeles yesterday.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

When has a size 2 magically turned into a size 12? SMH

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stake_spike's picture

Size 2, ha! Cracks me up everytime. She's such a lie teller.

that is the painted Prada fairy bag. shame on you!

Art Smock?

paris herpes's picture

First guess is that she's preggers, next guess is that someone put on 10 lbs in a month accidentally...oops! I hate the muumuu and I don't care if it's a size 2 either. Makes her LOOK pregnant! Or anyone pregnant...her legs look sorta big too...hmmmm....

Your face!

please god don't let another celebrity be pregnant with twins

I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing her about her latest news.

Devore's picture

yes fina, the girl has lost weight and looks better.

not too thin and not too large.

only thin girls can wear a shapeless frock like this.

might not be fashionable but its comfortable.

Fina's picture

Her legs look a lot thinner than usual

Justina's picture

They are trying WAAYY too hard. It just breaks my heart.

TOPANGA's picture

If your are not over the age of 50, waddleling through your 8 month of pregnancy or a 300 pound overeater, you should NOT be wearing a Mumu! And check out Jlove's canckles! (when your calves turn into ankles)

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

parissucksliterally's picture

yeah, way to keep that "But I'm thin" train going J Love......NOT flattering, and ugly print!

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Stan Hooper's picture

Looks like a Issac Mizhari (sp?) dress from Target. I Love it. I like Target clothes.

My guilty pleasure in life is clothes from Target (Tar--jay).

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Stock Broker's picture

Now I know what happened to my dog's blanket.

StewieGriffin's picture

I'd do him

Hekki's picture

She's lucky because her face doesn't gain weight when her body does. Or maybe not so lucky, I don't know.

No Words's picture

She has fat calves...really fat calves.

I can relate.

gia's picture

knocked up no doubt...or trying to start a knocked up rumor.

That's not a muu muu...it's a pillowcase with neck and armholes cut in.

letinstar's picture

this certainly isn't jlove's best look, but it looks comfy...and i hope she has on undies under that frock...
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LoLo's picture

I kind of want to shove a birthday candle into her skull and make a wish, while wearing my grey hoodie.
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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

I'm sorry, but this is a fine example of these tent dresses going too far. It's a mumu for gosh sakes! A mumu! When are figure flattering things going to completely do away with these mumu dresses and half mumu blouses?

MyFingersHurt's picture

...Am I blind? I think both of them look really cute. Her muumuu is short enough where you can see her slender legs & arms, so it's not like it makes her look gigantic. The purse is gross, but I agree with Clarisse--J.Love is so NOT annoying; she doesn't go out partying flashing her coochie around, she doesn't screw everyone in site, and she isn't an attention whore. She pretty much keeps to herself & seems really sweet.

christine the hoff's picture

Clarrise, it was some scary shit! we lost the lights in lakewood, but only for a few seconds... which was weird, cause normally, you fart and we lose power, you know? and the fucking sirens are still going off! dayum!

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Clarisse's picture

CTH,
YEAH! Bay got slammed! I spent the whole night walking from the front window to the back bedroom window praying nothing came down on the house!

Over a million w/out power today in Ohio!

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christine the hoff's picture

clarrise
I talks to u in hoodie thread, yeah, we got nailed by the winds,but we actually do have power, I have one branch bigger than me off my sugar maple in the front yard.
bay village was almost wiped off the map.

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speakit's picture

I could make that dress in 2 minutes with a tablecloth, scissors and Jim Beam.

KD's picture

If she put a belt on, it would probably look really cute.

DeeDee's picture

I love the word hobo.

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booorrrring...

i fell asleep staring at their pho...t....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Clarisse's picture

Aw...i cannot find it in my black heart to hate JLove. She's one the least annoying twits in Hollywood.

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Dea's picture

i think they´re a great couple. don´t know who he is, but they seem very much in love and supportive.
i don´t understand why mk hates them so much. talk about being bitter...

**whatever**

LoLo's picture

This bitch needs a grey hoodie.
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She's got ugly legs

The C word's picture

That looks like my shitty Home Ec sewing project from grade 8.

Other than that, meh.

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