Cindy McCain Called, She Wants Her Hair Back
Here's the grotesque duo, Twit & Twat ,attending the 4th Annual Pink Party to Benefit Cedars-Sinai Womens Cancer Research Institute in Santa Monica yesterday.
Is there something fraudulent going on here (COUGH!!! fake ass made for TV relationship COUGH!!!)? Seriously, if these two were actually together, there's no way Heidi would let Spencer look like he just rolled out of a pile empty beer cans and puddles of his own urine. He looks like a fucking hobo. And not even a hot hobo who might give good sexy times.
And what the stitch popping pus draining hell is going on with Heidi's lips? They are out of control! Hopefully she keeps plumping her face labia's so they get too heavy to speak, let alone sing. She is such a famous-for-nothing dumb twat plastic surgery addict. If she continues jamming dirty needles in her face she will look like Mike Tyson punched her in the fucking mouth.
Say NO to cheap plastic surgery! You can do it Heidi, I have faith in you. Or should I say I have faith in your producers? Hmmm...
ShareThis
MyTwoCents, I LOVE your avatar!!
***************
One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
--Alan Parsons
Awww HELL to the NAH!!!!
This chick is way too unattractive to go about sporting a short, slicked back hairstyle.
She'd best stick to the extensions and long, plastic Barbie hair - it does wonders for that unfortunate face of hers.
As for Cube-Head here - what an embarassment to his gender.
I would be jealous of their money, but honestly, you could not pay me enough to spend any time with either of them... I consider it well-earned, somehow.
(Not really! They are horrible twats! Just keep em away from me!)
No matter what Twit does or says - I'd still jack it. Big time. Maybe twice in one night. "Maybe", shit - you totally KNOW I'd do that freak any number of times. He's a fuckin closet queen anyway, so why not let him/me chomp on something hot.
Twit - you can do it - balls deep, dude, balls deep.
================================================
"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Will these two PLEASE fucking implode already?! I seriously don't think anyone makes my blood boil more than these two undeserving twats. Well, maybe that's an exaggeration. No one in HOLLYWOOD (if you even consider these two "Hollywood") makes my blood boil more. FUCK.
Im not even kidding.
Why do these people still breathe?
With all the nut jobs out in the world why cant we get a crazy ho to beat the snot out of these bastards?
Why god? WHY? ha ha
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What we need is a sniper wearing a grey hoodie to take these two mother fuckers out.
I'll meet you on the grassy knoll with instructions.
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Too early for so much douche.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
The fact that these two twats make bank for "being" makes me ashamed of the human race. Really.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Only really pretty girls can wear their hair totally pulled back like that. Needless to say Heidi is not one of them, she looks down right awful here makes me wonder why she even bothered with all the plastic surgery. That shit never makes people look good and the true fug always comes thru. Fuckin foul.
'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.
Bleuck!!!!!! Does someone just wheel these life-sized dolls out for photo ops? TwitBarbie was unpacked from the 'I'm-Your-Plastic-High-Class-Hooker' box, TwatKen from the 'Ex-Lumberjack -- Will Work For Food' box. If you look really closely, you have too much time on your hands.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
*puke* They DO look related. Barftastic.
"the grotesque duo" = SPOT ON!
Anyone else notice how they look like first cousins?
It's so gross how much some of these people are more than willing to sell themselves out for money and fame. I'd rather lose a ball than be famous for being a vaccuous clone of the the stupid blonde ideal, whereas these cunts are more than willing to offer their lives.
Thankfully, I will never understand where the fuck they are coming from. They have no shame to be profiting from the worlds fascination/disgust with them.
ick.. how can i wash it off :/
OMG dea i was wondering the same thing! i think they are. you know heidi, she wants to be a celebrity so bad she'll even wear shit by someone who is more famous than her. lindsay was a child star, right? haha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Somebody stick a pin in his head and deflate that ginormous sucker.
ooook, wait a minute, here. are her leggings designed by lindsay?
**whatever**
That guy's fucking face is as wide as my microwave.
What's wrong with her? Cerebral palsy? Her mama had her funny.
omg!! they DO look like these canadian murderers. too sad...
**whatever**
Submitted by Dea on September 14, 2008 - 9:29pm.
pardon my ignorance, but who are paul bernardo and karla homolka? i see it´s related to something in canada, but i´m from brazil, and i´ve never heard of them.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Heinous Canadian serial killers that look a lot like Heidi and spencer.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/bernardo/
http://images.google.ca/images?q=Paul%20Bernardo%20and%20Karla%20Homolka...
pardon my ignorance, but who are paul bernardo and karla homolka? i see it´s related to something in canada, but i´m from brazil, and i´ve never heard of them.
**whatever**
The dumb twat needs to be punched in the face for being famous for nothing. She's even worse than Nicole Richie because at least she got knocked up by some douchebag in a "known" rock band. Heidi just has the Hills and that barely scratches the surface of stardom. She makes me almost as mad as Wonky does sometimes!
Your face!
Submitted by angel_i on September 14, 2008 - 9:09pm.
The fakeness of them is overwhelming. That's where the resemblance lies. It's the same quality that operates these kinds of people.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
True true. Empty dead eyes and fake smiles.
Plus they do look like Paul and Karla.
Funny considering all the bad press these two get that I've never seen the comparison made before. But then I don't watch tv.
On a happier note - thanks to whomever recommended the show arrested development in a older story. I'm really enjoying it!!
~What's the death star?
~This is the death star - it does death. (eddie)
CUE. THE. SNIPER.
Mere words cannot describe my dislike for these 2Republicunts...
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
The fakeness of them is overwhelming. That's where the resemblance lies. It's the same quality that operates these kinds of people.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Continuation of spooky resemblance to serial killers/rapists....
Bon Voyage Sister Killer!
(sorry caribbean)
Dec. 17, 2007:
Reports indicate that Homolka left Canada for the Caribbean with the man she remarried, Thierry Bordelais, and her young son. Tim Danson, a lawyer for the victims' families, says he'd be "delighted" if Homolka was gone for good because "she's dangerous."
@PSL: O good...normal Brangeloonie rants! That's always fun:)
@TITS: Spooky, huh? You'd think an lack of dates would be a condition of imprisonment.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
O, I'm sure she knows how to pick'em. Maybe she met him here before she left:
http://inmatesforyou.com/links.htm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh my fucking god.
I never knew such a thing existed - let alone in such numbers and with so many ... um... options!!!
My psyche is scarred.
Internet - friend, lover, temptress - FREAK SHOW.
Don't worry guys, tomorrow it's business as usual:
The Jolie-Pitt Foundation made a $2 million donation to the Global Health Committee on Saturday to create a center for AIDS- and tuberculosis-affected children in Ethiopia. The center will be named after the couple's daughter Zahara, 3, who was adopted there.
teehee
**************************************************
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Submitted by TITS on September 14, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Blech eh?
Can you imagine being picked up or hit on by Karla? If I had testicles they'd shrivel at the thought.
****************************
O, I'm sure she knows how to pick'em. Maybe she met him here before she left:
http://inmatesforyou.com/links.htm
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
these two are such fame whores.. they'd show up to an opening of a DOOR if it meant they'd get their pictures taken. so pathetic.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by angel_i on September 15, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 14, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Every time I see these two I think of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.
brr.
*****************************
SAME!
I can't look at them together too much...my lip starts to curl up in a sneer
======
You nailed it - it's the Ken and Barbie Killers! I just watched a doco on the crime and investigation channel about those two cunts. Homolka had a baby after her release from prison!
Blech eh?
Can you imagine being picked up or hit on by Karla? If I had testicles they'd shrivel at the thought.
That woman should be rotting in jail. What a royal fuck up that was.
I wonder if the father of her baby ever took her home to meet his mother. geeez. I need to go look at sketti cat to cleanse my brain.
~~This is not a game of 'who the fuck are you' for I am Vader. I can kill catering with a thought.
But you'll still need a tray. (eddie)
Oooh. I din't know she had a baby.
That is spooky...it's like a sequel to a horror movie. I hear Paul has been studying lots and lots of law and psychology. Also life affirming.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 4:43pm.
As long as she didn't try to put a saddle on you, you're okay. :)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A truism for our times. Sigh.
Howdy Angel.
Spooky isn't it? Someone needs to check their light fixtures. (sorry, bad joke)
Did you hear Karla moved to Quebec and had a baby?
Travesty.
She bring this fucking purse to every event!
Submitted by TITS on September 14, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Every time I see these two I think of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.
brr.
*****************************
SAME!
I can't look at them together too much...my lip starts to curl up in a sneer.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Every time I see these two I think of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.
brr.
(for our non canadian friends - http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/bernardo/ in other pics they bare a stronger resemblance)
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on September 14, 2008 - 3:42pm.
A few months ago I went and got my hair did. When the lady was almost done with me, she said, "Oh, you're going to look so cute! Just like that Heidi on The Hills!"
I almost spun the chair and knocked her teefs into her asshole.
^^^^^^
You think that's bad, I posed for a pic a few months ago with my boss and afterwards she told me, "You turned out so cute in that photo! You look just like that Heidi Monto-something-or-other!" I screamed in terror. Seriously. There is no bigger insult. I changed my hairstyle the next day, hoping it was just that. I'd rather be told I look like Mimi LaRue.
________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Everybody knows horses shouldn't wear thier hair back! (cough*SaraJessicaP,ToriSpellingcough*)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Spencer looks like the second coming of Patrick Duffy (Bobby Ewing) with that big fat face, fivehead and those little tiny features. I need to take some Dramamine, they make me nauseous.
Will someone take these two litter runts out and drown them?
well I'm sure if one doesn't feel like being twit or twat that day, the other one is more than capable to take over the job and being both at the same time. a twitty twat?
I feel like Tweety now. I taut a taw a twitty twat. I deed, I deed.
***********************************************
Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Who Datt on September 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Could someone please explain to me what these two non-entities have accomplished to warrant even a micron of press? I don't get it.
__________________________________________________
Neither do I. How are any the "Hills" people famous or Tia Tequila, Brody Jenner, Kim Kardasian, SamRo, Paris, Nicole. OMG - I can't believe I know all their names.
*looks for bottle of Vicodin*
How about from now on we only let the girls with the pretty faces wear their hair this way! Who told her she could pull that shit off??
XXOO
i've asked which was twit and which was twat because both could be either and it would be justified...
_____________________________________________
that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
I think Heidi is the twit and Spencer is the twat, but I think sometimes they like to role-play and switch it up.
***********************************************
Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
What is with his giant, enormous, humungous head?