Mark Ronson Is Single
Mark Ronson and his toddler girlfriend are no more. Okay, she's not a toddler. She's like 19 or some shit. The Daily Mail reports that the two ended it after a fight in NYC four days ago. Friends say that the 14-year age difference between Mark and Daisy Lowe is to blame.
I'm going to blame Gavin Rossdale, Daisy's sperm donor daddy who doesn't want anything to do with her. Just blame him for everything from now on.
Daisy wants to focus on her modeling career (hah) and isn't ready to settle down. The friend said: "Despite his party-boy image, Mark’s quite serious and just wants to meet the right girl and settle down. That was an issue for Daisy, who is still quite young at heart. They’re in different places at the moment and they both need some time and space to think about things. Mark’s at the top of his game. He’s very self-assured and confident and he knows what he wants. Daisy still has quite a lot of growing up to do."
"A lot of growing up to do" basically means she wants to slut around and I don't blame her. That's what your late teens and 20 were made for. It's when your genitals are at the top of their game.
Mark will be fine. I'm sure he's already found another young thing to mend his broken heart. You know, there was a time when I would get all hot in the groin for Mark, but those days are over. Now I get this creepy "Pee Wee Herman" vibe about him. I mean, he looks like he loves playing with his stuffed animals way too much if I ain't being too subtle. He probably hugs his teddy bear while doing sexy times. And he always has this smirk on his face like he farts diamonds and dandelions.
That being said, I'd still hit it on his collection of stuffed animals.
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It would be like sexing Samantha. Ew! I don't know who gives off a more "girlie" vibe, Sam or Mark...
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Gavin seems like a smug piece of shit. Him and Gwen are perfect together, they both think their shit dont stink. Which I find odd since neither has been relevant since the mid 90's. As for his daughter Daisy, she has some ugly teeth, guess anyone can be a 'model' these days. Gross.
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Has anyone else noticed that MARK RONSON HAS LADY HIPS????
He sorta has a skinny hourglass figure. Girl hips on a man is the biggest turnoff!!!!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 14, 2008 - 10:28pm.
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I thought she looked really good in that first pic - sitting at the table. Maybe it was just nice to see her not wearing a dumb hat. :)
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Nah. The age difference...? Couldn't be.
It must be something else.
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Okay, one: Gavin didn't even KNOW that Daisy was kid until she was 16. Pearl Lowe didn't level with him until them. Til that point, he was her godfather. Google that shit.
Two: I don't care what anyone says. As much as Mark bastardized "Stop Me," I will gladly step in as his "grown-up" chick and settle down with that dude. He's hot as hell.
Submitted by luscious_t on September 15, 2008 - 11:48am.
Sandbitch-
I don't know about the shoes but she was in a skirt in a magazine last month - Marie Claire or Bazaar, maybe? The Ronson kids recreated The Royal Tenenbaums in a photo shoot.
...it was Bazaar - here's some pix @ the link
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/royal-ronsons-loo...
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Hahhhhahhhha!! That made me blurt out a noise. Samro in frilly ankle socks with a handbag! OMFG Now we know why she chose gayelle - NO WAY that bitch would get laid otherwise.
Ever since the news that Gavin cuts ties with Daisy came out I've hated that bastard. Why is he being voted Father of Year, when he won't even talk to his daughter?
And something tells me that crazy bitch Gwen had something to do with it. I used to love Gwen Stefani but let's face it she's another Kate Moss, desperate, clingy, needy and always looking for that ring. I'm sure she must have flipped when she found out her idealized version of marriage contained an illegitmate daughter. There goes her fairytale fantasies.
I was really hoping this relationship would last because I'm sure Gwen wants to get her hands on Ronson for her next album (seeing as how he's known as the best producer of the moment). With Daisy in the picture it's obvious she wouldn't stand a chance. Or maybe Daisy and Gavin could have actually spent some time together.
"You know, there was a time when I would get all hot in the groin for Mark, but those days are over". I know what you mean MK.
Sandbitch-
I don't know about the shoes but she was in a skirt in a magazine last month - Marie Claire or Bazaar, maybe? The Ronson kids recreated The Royal Tenenbaums in a photo shoot.
...it was Bazaar - here's some pix @ the link
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/royal-ronsons-loo...
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You are so right MK. Somewhere along the line Mark Ronson lost the hot. I used to want him too but lately, not so much.
Mark Ronson is prettier than Samantha. However, I refuse to die until I see SAMRO in a skirt and stiletto's. Or in a bikini...
In that pic, Ronson looks like the result of a Jim from The Office and Harry Connick Jr baby.
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Submitted by orangecordial on September 14, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Erm, I'm British and Daisy's teef are actually excellent by Brit standards!
....totally!! like, she HAS teeth!! that is model material right thurr!!
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Erm, I'm British and Daisy's teef are actually excellent by Brit standards!
Methinks the Stefani had something to do with Gavin not even acknowledging her daughter. Pearl actually says that Gavin wanted to find out if he was Daisy's dad, but the Stefani threw a spanner in the works- so she had to go through the legal channels to force Gavin to take it. Which makes him a bit of a dick.
Article here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-466937/Whos-father-asks-Pearl-...
I'm with frybread- if he's so mature why doesn't he go out with someone his own age!
...and nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down!
He gives me a Jimmy Fallon vibe. That shtick stops being cute after a while.
Mark Ronson reminds me of a young Eliot Gould. The whole Ronson family just creeps the shit out of me, Charlotte less so. They just seem like complete parasites.
I'm not going to hold back....Mark Ronson is a sexy piece of ass.
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This guy wants to settle down so he decided to date a 19-year-old girl? LOL.
Can-opener teeth.
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Apparently, Gavin would like a relationship with Daisy. But her slutty meemaw, Pearl, wants it to be all public and shit (think razzi shots, magazine shoots etc), whereas Gavin's more of a private "I want to get to know my daughter away from the spotlights/headlines" kinda guy ...
Pearl's like an older fucked-up version of Parasite Hilton - just a bit more haggard and used.
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I don't like him or his skank ass sister
And if she's a model, I'm heading for Playboy
Submitted by simoneenomis on September 14, 2008 - 2:43pm.
This was doomed from the get go. What could a 19 year old possibly have in common with a 32 year old and vice versa? Maybe I'm generalizing but aren't you supposed to be getting ready to settle down at 32? Or at least thinking about it? Why bother dating a 19 year old who's just getting started in her career and otherwise?
...same age difference with Sam and Lindsay though...
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She broke up with him, because after all that time she failed to find his penis.
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This was doomed from the get go. What could a 19 year old possibly have in common with a 32 year old and vice versa? Maybe I'm generalizing but aren't you supposed to be getting ready to settle down at 32? Or at least thinking about it? Why bother dating a 19 year old who's just getting started in her career and otherwise?
That being said I'd totally hit and I'm her age. Even though he's a greasy hipster poster child.
Submitted by paris herpes on September 14, 2008 - 11:25am.
Must be the lighting, but her two front teeth are very white compared to the rest of her teeth, which are yellow...it's sort of weird, no?
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On someone that young, yes it's a bit odd. On older people these ultra white teeth are just sad, and a little creepy.
Is he wearing a kilt? If so why fore no pictures of man in skirt? hmmmm? It would help us out, having something to focus on other than his head.
Yay! The fame-hungry bitch has gone! Maybe I'll have a chance with him. A small chance, at that...
Why he posted his personal ads on [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] ????? It seems that they have emotional issues.
Must be the lighting, but her two front teeth are very white compared to the rest of her teeth, which are yellow...it's sort of weird, no?
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Mark is cute in that hipster way I guess. Damn Daisy needs to go out and paint the town red. She's only 19...what's she doing with Mark anyway? I know he's a mega-producer prodigy at age 32...but still, she has tons of guys that probably want to date her, she's cute enough!
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He is so unattractive.
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never ever seen his appeal. not attractive on any level.
Daisy is by all accounts a very nice girl.
Submitted by radio siren on September 14, 2008 - 11:40am.
I suspect Pearl and Daisy were shaking Gavin down for some money. Pay up, or they go public with the story. They probably thought his wife Gwen Stefani would get all pissed and divorce him or some shit. Or he'd get brutally bad press.
"'A lot of growing up to do' basically means she wants to slut around and I don't blame her. That's what your late teens and 20 were made for. It's when your genitals are at the top of their game."
Lol! And I agree completely.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 8:15am.
Out of boredom, I googled Gavin Rossdale. According to Wiki, he didn't know Daisy was his kid:
"In 2004, a paternity test revealed that Rossdale was the father of Pearl Lowe's daughter, Daisy Lowe (b. 1989), as opposed to Lowe's ex-husband, as previously thought. Rossdale and Lowe had a brief relationship and Rossdale had been the godfather of Daisy. Following the revelation, Rossdale cut all ties with the Lowes".
Why did Pearl wait 16 years to have a paternity test performed? Weird.
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I've wondered as well... and why did he cut all ties with his daughter after finding out she's his?
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Yay, it's my turn! I love Mark Ronson in a v wrong way :/
Out of boredom, I googled Gavin Rossdale. According to Wiki, he didn't know Daisy was his kid:
"In 2004, a paternity test revealed that Rossdale was the father of Pearl Lowe's daughter, Daisy Lowe (b. 1989), as opposed to Lowe's ex-husband, as previously thought. Rossdale and Lowe had a brief relationship and Rossdale had been the godfather of Daisy. Following the revelation, Rossdale cut all ties with the Lowes".
Why did Pearl wait 16 years to have a paternity test performed? Weird.
Submitted by Tristram on September 14, 2008 - 9:04am.
I still love the Entire "Back To Black" CD.......amazing stuff, even if it is a "recycled" sound.
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Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on September 14, 2008 - 11:47am.
Is that Jonny boy a tranny? or jewish?
As far as I can tell from the US, Ronson has had one quality hit record of mostly original music: "Back to Black." Everything else, including everything he won acclaim for in the UK, was either covers or recycled hip-hop or R&B. He's just a more polished version of his sister, in mod gear.
Daisy is blessed with British teeth. Ronson gives me the creeps, looks like he is doing some sort of comb over on his balding head. Sammy better keep a close eye on Linds you know she picked the wrong Ronson to hook up with.
Submitted by jussayin on September 14, 2008 - 3:56pm.
she has a hit career as a British model with those teeth, in the US, not so much...
Damn! About time!
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Me thinks poor Daisy was looking for a father figure and Markie didn't fit the bill. I can't like Gavin because he won't even try to love his little girl. Children shouldn't have to suffer because their parents hate each other.
On a good note . . . nothing wrong with Daisy's teefs. All Brits have teefs like that.
NO. You are MINE Michael K! Fuck that little smurfy ass bitch.
There is just NO hope for true love...is there?
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she has a hit career as a British model with those teeth, in the US, not so much...
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Even with the mouth full of toofy teef, Daisy's pretty hot. Every picture of Ronson just screams slimeball.
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Mark does annoy me too~ He seems like one of thos dumb cocky cocks who think their shit dont stink- but err time dey be bustin azz and stinkin up da whole joint~!!! psht~
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