Dear Empress, Step Away From The A-Hole

Yesterday, the Ivy rolled out the royal carpet for the Empress of Lucite and that piece of trash Prince Von A-Hole. The always gracious and elegant Shauna Sand allowed that bag of hot donut sweat to bestow her with some cheap lingerie. Being the kind soul that she is, Shauna accepted Prince Von A-Hole's gifts with a beautiful smile. But we all know that the minute she puts on that sleazy shit, her celestial skin will melt it off. The Empress of Lucite is much too pure for tawdry shit like that! Only the finest shit from Paris belongs on her skin.

I'm a little worried for her, though. She didn't wear her exquisite lucite heels yesterday, which means her powers weren't as strong. This is probably why Prince Von A-Hole was able to touch her without his greasy paws getting burned by her blistering elegance.

Here's more of the natural beauty with a nasty beast on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles yesterday.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Royals • Shauna Sand

Submitted by HeatherlyG on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 2:53am.

She looks like one of those painted Egyptian tombs that hold mummies. She looks dried up and painted on.

Submitted by imshawnnotsean on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 4:04am.

who is that guy? he's always cruising around the weho 24 hour fitness sauna in a speedo and that gaudy-ass necklace.

Submitted by froggie2004 on Mon, 09/15/2008 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on September 14, 2008 - 10:15pm.

She needs to find some shoes that fit her. Is it just me or are her toes always over the top of the shoe?

I am with you on that one, he toes look like they are trying to escape!!

Submitted by luckydraws on Mon, 09/15/2008 - 10:23am.

How does this creep me out? Let me count the ways...

You know, I live in a very small mid-western town and I know that we are backwards as all hell, but to imagine that living in LA would cause one to be subject to faux humans such as these--yikes! Makes my skin crawl and I doubt very much I could even tolerate a visit as a tourist. Unless maybe you can get food for them out of a gumball machine and have them eat from your (latex-gloved!) hand...

I would love to start a line of t-shirts and send the freebies to these folks. Slogan:

"KEEPIN IT REAL"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Mon, 09/15/2008 - 7:02am.

This 'lady/tramp/girl/whore/woman' is gross. She embodies EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING that I HATE about LA LA Land. How the fuck can anyone take Hollyweird seriously when this is the trash you are forced to look at and co exist with. What a joke, she is so nast I dont even know what to say anymore. Its pathetic. Even more pathetic that I am commenting on it.

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Submitted by beerbohmlink on Mon, 09/15/2008 - 2:50am.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 9:15pm.

She needs to find some shoes that fit her. Is it just me or are her toes always over the top of the shoe?

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 8:41pm.

yikes...the lucite queen and prince empty pants stricking poses for the paps...this is most foul...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 7:41pm.

Ew. A dirty old man and his consort. Yuck.

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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 7:39pm.

GROSS. really, you should have put a NSFE - NOT SAFE FOR EYES warning above that one.

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 7:38pm.

You know they just drove down from the San Fernando valley where they filmed a cheap porno an hour before. Don't you always crave a 12 dollar cup of tea afterwards?

those are the same titty dancer type shoes, just the "fall/winter" version.

Submitted by msdebagain on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 6:56pm.

Prince seriously needs to invest in some better deodorant. blech

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 5:03pm.

I've never been, but the impression I have of the Ivy is not good. All these lowlife "celebs" hang out there, and in every photo, the picket fence is mildewed and desperately needs a coat of paint.

Submitted by giselley on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 3:40pm.

Has anyone noticed how LONG Mz. Lucite's toes are??? They are like manicured fingers on her feet!

Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 2:33pm.

IMO Shauna Sand is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen in my entire life. Her face looks exactly like a monkey!

Submitted by Little miss on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:33pm.

Oh my Gawd. He is, like, the biggest pseudo-nobility pig ever. He wasn't been born as a prince, he was adopted, because he was the best friend of little prince who died, and though the only reminder for the mother of the real prince.

He is still selling his "Prince" title to anyone who got spare $3 mio. Selling, means actually adopting adult persons, because you can't buy the title officialy. He has adopted 3 so far.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:32pm.

Nasties attract nasties I guess...ew! Her heels are to small, her toes are hanging off of them like crazy. It's really quite gross!

Your face!

Submitted by amandacmtt on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:30pm.

Some one said they met on a good dating site named [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] . There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:26pm.

Submitted by Creemy on September 14, 2008 - 2:15pm.

He is one of those old codgers that pretends to hug you so he can cop a touchy feely. Jeeze, she is ugly....she looks like an old bar whore.
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I will not tolerate you demeaning old bar whores.

Submitted by Creemy on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:15pm.

He is one of those old codgers that pretends to hug you so he can cop a touchy feely. Jeeze, she is ugly....she looks like an old bar whore.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 1:10pm.

He appears to be explaining his new penile implant in one of the pics.No doubt he still totally tries to mack on young girls at clubs.A charming old douche.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 12:53pm.

I don't know which one makes me sicker. These two would be perfect as diet helpers. Stick them in front of your plate and guaranteed, you won't eat.

Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 12:27pm.

The Earl of Pits over here needs a better anti-perspirant.

Yuuuuck...

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 12:19pm.

Lawd, how much slime can one take? Ack...

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 12:07pm.

I find nothing strange about this at all. Fake European Counts approach me all the time outside restaurants and sweep me off my feet with the offer of expensive gifts....

Well alright,I cannot tell a lie; It's greasy old men with comb-overs, beer guts and B.O.,and they're from places like Aboujogne or Shediac, not Europe (but they could be!!)
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Submitted by sparkymark on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:53am.

So THAT's who Katie Holmes gets her jeans from!

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:35am.

The prince has "old guy at the club" written all over him.

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Submitted by yoly on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:30am.

His eyes remind me of when you pull a piece thread from a shirt and it scrunches up. It's like there is a piece of thread on each eye that was pulled. very strange looking.

Submitted by Pixie on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:27am.

What the fuck, is the elegant Shauna Sand in some sort of D/s relationship with the Prince? Check out that locked collar! And why is he pointing to it in thumbnail 7? And how does he know what size lingerie she needs?
gross gross gross.

Submitted by ohkimber on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:21am.

Poor Shauna can't do her math properly with only eight toes. Bummer. Speaking of bummer, I see London....

Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:18am.

It's a good thing pepaw didn't catch a heart attack trying to pick her up, but I guess that only happens during hot greasy sexay times

eol (ewwwed out loud)

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:13am.

If Phoebe Price had been there, it would have been the perfect trifecta of insane fame-whoriness!

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Submitted by mslewis on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:08am.

They had lunch at the elegant Ivy restaurant!! They were both dressed appropriately, even though Shauna didn't wear her lucite shoes. Wonder what has happen to them? Did she give up on lucite? Perhaps she wants to start a new trend. Who knows. I wonder if MK will still love her without her lucite shoes. Will you MK? Tell me, please. I couldn't bear not seeing pictures of my elegant Shauna.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:04am.

Prince Sweaty McAsscrack III

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Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:04am.

He looks like the old guy from the Crocodile Dundee movies. Not the main character old guy, but his buddy old guy :)

Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:03am.

I'm so sorry, who is this guy? I'm lost.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:00am.

what a nauseating couple.......ick!

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Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:57am.

Gross meet Grosser

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

Submitted by name_optional on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:57am.

someone needs to cut this guy. seriously.
if ever someone needed to bite a curb HARD it is this asshat. what a waste of digital pixels.

Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:54am.

Frankentoes.

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Submitted by emily7196 on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:44am.

Jeez she can't even draw her eyebrows on right. The left one is almost over her nose and the right one starts way over her right eye. Looks freakishly weird.

These two are just standing in public swapping undies?

Submitted by Flatsy on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:40am.

His pit stains are as big as the face of a school clock! Yikes, he should have shoved some of that cheap lingerie in there before leaving his castle.
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Submitted by Candy Blackmail on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:36am.

In picture 4, I think Prince A-hole needs a microscope to find his Prince PeePaw

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:35am.

Having studied these photos with intense scrutiny, what in hell is going on?! Is Princess Lucite carrying padded bras in her hand?!

Where are the photos of Prince Von A-Hole sniffing them?

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:34am.

4th Thumbnail - Is he adjusting his dangling participles?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:30am.

There's something about Prince Von A-Hole I like. Yeah, he's a complete jackass, but he's an up front jackass. He's out and proud about his doucheness. He's good for a larf.