Fey As Palin

I've met Sarah Palin. She used to be "Mayor" in Wasilla where I owned a home. She's a smiling piece of shit and will fuck us all. That bitch is toxic.

# kkesler says:
September 15th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

yeah the snl thing was a F.H.L.I.R.G.

whis is a F*ck Her Like Its a Real Girl.

for anyone who goes in and or around the gay drag community will recognize this expression. it means to find a drag queen who still bores resblance of a man, or a “stag-drag” throw her on her back and procide to have intercourse with her (er well him.)

this joke was highly funny due to the fact i work in a gay bar, and there was a bigger i imagine it would in other places where the expression isnt widley used.

Pro-tip for the would-be political pundits in the peanut gallery...

You look far more believable, intelligent, and credible if you learn to spell and create coherent, complete sentences.

Defending someone while spelling their name wrong consistently just... well, makes their supporters look bad on the whole.

The skit was hilarious-- Tina Fey nailed it, and Poehler rides the jagged edge of hysteria VERY humorously.

Dude - Shotgun! Don't you gt it?

Palin wants to take AWAY WOMEN'S CHOICE! That's what Pro-Life means!

No one wants people to have abortions, Pro-Choice people just don't want to make decisions for the rest of the world..

Idiot!

Common, Re-pube-licans! Don't be so hard on Tina Fey. After all, Palin essentially handed over the comedic material on a silver platter.

If it turns out that we are condemned to four years of McPain-in-the-ass in office then at least comedians will not have to work too hard to make us all laugh. It might just make their jobs easier than they were when we were saddled with monkey boy Bush.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

“She is bright and has unfailing political instincts,” said Steve Haycox, a history professor at the University of Alaska. “She taps very directly into anxieties about the economic future.”

“But,” he added, “her governing style raises a lot of hard questions.”

Submitted by EatShitParis on September 15, 2008 - 9:03am.

The brilliance of the posters on this tread are, hmmm, better watch my words, I may be labeled a radical right wing maniac. So, Palin is pro LIFE. I thought the womens movement allowed a woman to have a CHOICE? A choice to make her own mind up about issues, ALL ISSUES. Apparently that means if your a woman you BETTER chose abortion. Also, I thought Hillary Clinton stated, when she ran for the Senate that she would NOT run for office in '08?? A Democrat that lied?? Impossible, she's much too intelligent. The truth is both major parties have let the American people down.

You just contradicted yourself - yes it is about CHOICE, however Palin's views are that abortion should be banned, except in the case where the mothers life is in danger (gee, better luck next time, woman who are raped because it looks like you'd have yet another decision taken away from you).
So, what she is saying is not simply her CHOICE, it's the way she thinks EVERYONE should feel and by imposing her CHOICE to be pro-life and have the view that abortion should be outlawed, she would be taking away other womens CHOICES.

Yeah, great poster girl for the womens movement.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

Submitted by daisydaisy on September 15, 2008 - 9:05am.

Exactly! I don't want my small-town mayor or a soccer mom as Prez/VP -- those are EXTREMELY important roles that should require, at the very least, some sort of advanced degree, knowledge of economics, foreign relations, etc. Being a mayor, or even a governor, does not qualify you for that sort of position. The 'average joe', obviously, by the polls showing support of Palin, has no idea of what it takes to run this country. And yet they're going to put someone into power who will make things 100x worse.

Obama taught -- not took, TAUGHT -- Constitutional Law for 10 years. And people are saying he has less experience?!?!? In what, shitting out kids?

Oh wait, I forgot. It's his 'experience' and 'education' that makes him elitist, right? I guess he needs to cheat on his wife and maybe get a couple of DUIs so he can appeal to 'us common folk.'

I'm not an American by birth but I've lived in this country for quite a while now.
Some things, however, still remain mystery to me. For instance; what's with the cult of average guy?? I mean, what's up with "She's just like us"
I'm talking about Palin and how some people tend to embrace that she's just a mom, wife blah blah..
Personally, I do not want to see anybody like that. Majority of people out there are dumb and I think it would make sense to pick soeone who's more educated that mmost of us, more articulate and honest than most of us. The list goes on..
And I thought it's fucked up where I come from..

The brilliance of the posters on this tread are, hmmm, better watch my words, I may be labeled a radical right wing maniac. So, Palin is pro LIFE. I thought the womens movement allowed a woman to have a CHOICE? A choice to make her own mind up about issues, ALL ISSUES. Apparently that means if your a woman you BETTER chose abortion. Also, I thought Hillary Clinton stated, when she ran for the Senate that she would NOT run for office in '08?? A Democrat that lied?? Impossible, she's much too intelligent. The truth is both major parties have let the American people down.

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fast forward all of it
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It's Official! Kristen Wiig for VP in '08!

stake_spike, Americans are not so much ignorant as they are easily swayed by the cult of personality. Palin has been quite cynically marketed as if she were a contestant on American Idol or Dancing With The Stars, and many Americans can't tell the difference between Palin and, say, Carrie Underwood. They see all the surface things (perky twinkle behind the glasses, holy motherhood, the calculated soundbites, etc.) and think she should "win the competition." It doesn't matter that she's not very intelligent, informed or otherwise qualified to be vice president - I actually read a post on another site which stated that the writer would rather look at the "hot" Palin for four years instead of "boring old college professor Obama." Yeah, that's what makes a good VP - whether she's hot and telegenic. You're right to despair of Americans - we're going to get exactly what we deserve. I for one thought we were coming out of the dark tunnel of the last eight years, but it seems we might well be in for at least another four years of darkness - and war (and a possible draft), and erosion of our civil rights, and reduced reproductive rights for women, and economic depression... But at least we'll have a VP who is a MILF!

Submitted by jussayin on September 14, 2008 - 5:44pm

Here Here! I know what you mean.

I was reading the Daily Mail yesterday and there was an article on Palin which stated that Obama was behind them in the polls now. A bunch of Americans had posted on there about how Palin's going to rock in the White House and Obama should shove it because he thinks he's god. It was just the most ignorant crap I've ever read. All they could talk about was "she goes to church", "she wants to put an end to abortion", "she's pretty". I mean come on are Americans so f-cking ignorant?!?! We are the most backwards soceity. How we've lasted this long is beyond comprehension (although I'm sure that jumpstart on democracy helped).

Up until now people were getting angry because Obama wasn't stooping to their level and attacking them and they thought it was such a wrong move but then he says something (not even about her) and he's demonized. Do you know why he hadn't stooped down to that level? Because he knows diplomacy and intellegence win (in a normal soceity) not attacks and low blows.

I want to see the media stop treating that ignorant twat Palin with kid gloves and really go at here. Yet another story hit the news (Palin hires her friends) and it's still God Bless Palin?

I love my country but I hope to god (& I'm not religious) if those fools win, I can move abroad in January. I just can't take it anymore.

I would never support any parent who put his or her own ambitions ahead of the public scrutiny that his or her pregnant daughter would have to bear.

Sarah Palin should have said NO for the sake of her daughter, but she thinks she is too important.

my decison on who to vote for was made during the primaries...my choice was made on the issues...anyone who is still on the fence on who to vote for because they want to know which one would be a better beer buddy just remember that's how the one that is in now got the job...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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Check out the pics from the Alaska Women Reject Sarah Palin rally yesterday... http://laurainak.blogspot.com

Obama/Biden 08

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Submitted by joanne on September 14, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Instead of changing gays to suit yourself why not change racism? Stop the hate that was handed down from generation to generation. Oh, Her church supports hate.

One of the smartest comments I've read on here.

Listening to her speak just reminds me how much ignorance there still is in the world.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

MAD TV has done a lot of Obama & Hilary skits

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

it was so so kinda blah funny. yeah, tina fey threw her own politics into it. at least we can have some laughs about it all....

everybody is afraid to have a laugh at Obama because they might be called the "R" word. lame.

Funnay! Because it's true. Heheheh;p

Tina Fey glasses! Ha!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Great skit. Especially how it clearly shows that Palin is NOTHING compared to Hilary. I'm not even talking experience (though that's obvious in itself) but just speaking about relevant issues during a campaign.

I said WE!!

Submitted by Darlin on September 14, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Hillary would have been a much better choice than Obama. Obama will lose all the swing states that Hillary would have won. Hillary was a fantastic candidate and a great woman who would have been a great President.

...that is true and I concur. Too bad about that bitch thing, though. Unfortunately for Hilary, Obama clearly was the better man who knew when to keep his mouth shut and tuck his balls in. Look you don't have to love Obama or anything, but the last thing he is, is a joke. He's an intelligent and articulate man, and he touches something in many people.

I could give a shit about experience or all the other blah blah. I want to hear someone who actually has common sense and even compassion try to lead this country to something better, and just just the ones who want to line their own pockets on the blood of our militia.

Even if Obama hasn't laid out a hard core plan, I like the fact that he talks like a man who is willing to sit and talk with other people to find solutions and not someone is so prideful and power hungry and money hungry and that he just does things that many people don't believe in. Homosexuals and even teenage mothers who may or may not be having abortions aren't hurting our country like the rich and greedy are!

SO I want someone who is going to concentrate on important issues like spending tax money wisely .I don't even mind being taxed if it wasn't going to stupid shit! like war over education, like preventing abortion and gay marriage over homelessness and health care, like building expensive nuts and bolts for $1 million dollars-yeah that was a nice screwup there-instead of building levees, levees in our President's own supposed home state even.

I'm tired of half this country acting like there's not a fucking thing wrong with the fact we owe billions to Russia and China, and most of the other countries hate our asses because they rather live with their heads stuck far up their moralistic asses, and yet don't even live by the creeds and standards they try to apply to everyone else. Cut the judgmental bullshit out and use some common sense to get this world together before it really does come to an end!

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Submitted by Phoebe on September 14, 2008 - 2:21pm.

Let's all get along : )

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Agreed!

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Alaska IS a small state population wise. Arkansas is only smaller landwise...(why did I really need to say that?), there are more people in a suburb of Chicago or Illinois than in Alaska....and lil ole Arkansas has more than 5 times the population of Alaska.

Submitted by coca on September 14, 2008 - 4:46pm.

She has also been the GOVERNOR of a state for 2 years and handles more departments, a larger staff, and budget than Hillary or Obama put together. And if you say it's a small state I have one word for you: Arkansas

...and right now the key word may be: MIShandles.

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radio - I don't mean to be so argumentative. I was responding to the comment that First Ladies do not have any power, which is true.

In this case he did give her an official appointment outside of her First Lady role.

I really would have liked to see her accomplish something with it, but she didn't and that colors my opinion of her still.

Let's all get along : )

Dlisters and politics. Depressing.

Submitted by Phoebe on September 14, 2008 - 2:00pm.

What I'm saying is that she did not have the power to pass any health reform law, only to suggest it.

Again, I am aghast that I am having to defend HillDog.

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"Yes, rumors can turn out to be true, or they can be false. The point is that the original statement is flawed. Hearsay does not equate fact."

Good point.

Submitted by radio siren on September 14, 2008 - 4:51pm.

WORD = WRONG

As I said, Bill appointed Hillary officially to reform health care. She was not acting as First Lady.

She worked in secrecy to come up with a huge proposal that was a joke and was ridiculed and rejected by the Democratic Congress.

Submitted by cici on September 14, 2008 - 4:46pm.
And regarding facts vs beliefs, I live in D.C. and some people very close to the Clintons insist that Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lesbian.
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That is what is known as a rumor.

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I know. But rumors can often be true. And these people had very close access to the Clintons and had no reason to make it up. They were just stating what they observed.

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Yes, rumors can turn out to be true, or they can be false. The point is that the original statement is flawed. Hearsay does not equate fact.

Submitted by yiooooooo on September 14, 2008 - 1:22pm.

so what is wrong if a woman want to be seen like any other candidate. They are running to represent a country not women.

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WORD, a candidate who is truly concerned with the issues of the country is not out there trying to emphasize her femininity. The pants on Hillary is a minimilist approach so that people focus on what she says, not on what she's wearing. I can't believe I'm defending her here, but what's true is true.

Submitted by Deb on September 14, 2008 - 1:42pm.

Because at the time she was First Lady - no power to vote on anything. Back then, she was widely castigated by Republicans, who accused her of overstepping her bounds as First Lady by proposing universal healthcare in the first place.

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WORD. I thought it was a well-known fact that First Ladies don't actually have any political power...Silly me!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

And regarding facts vs beliefs, I live in D.C. and some people very close to the Clintons insist that Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lesbian.
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That is what is known as a rumor.

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I know. But rumors can often be true. And these people had very close access to the Clintons and had no reason to make it up. They were just stating what they observed.

Hillary would have been a much better choice than Obama. Obama will lose all the swing states that Hillary would have won. Hillary was a fantastic candidate and a great woman who would have been a great President. Obama is a joke.

Deb, I have to respectfully correct you.

She was not acting as First Lady giving some ideas regarding health care - Bill appointed her officially to head the reform of health care.

She worked behind closed doors and developed a huge proposal that was totally ineffective and ridiculed.

I would vote for a woman, gay, different color, etc if they had the quafications and allow people to be who they are, unless it hurts children or animals, then I would hope they stepped in. Hunting fairly is a sport and often puts food on the table, running down an animal until its exhausted is abuse. Instead of changing gays to suit yourself why not change racism? Stop the hate that was handed down from generation to generation. Oh, Her church supports hate.

Submitted by Phoebe on September 14, 2008 - 4:35pm.

Because at the time she was First Lady - no power to vote on anything. Back then, she was widely castigated by Republicans, who accused her of overstepping her bounds as First Lady by proposing universal healthcare in the first place.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

And regarding facts vs beliefs, I live in D.C. and some people very close to the Clintons insist that Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lesbian.
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That is what is known as a rumor.

Tina Fey is AWESOME! That's all I have to say on this subject.

I don't care if Hillary or anyone is a lesbian, but I would like to know why she couldn't do anything to fix health care when it was her only assignment in eight years of her husband's presidency.

Submitted by cici on September 14, 2008 - 4:24pm.
And regarding facts vs beliefs, I live in D.C. and some people very close to the Clintons insist that Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lesbian.

Who? What's your source? The answer is irrelevent because if Hillary Clinton licks a hundred pussies a week, or straps one on to fuck her husband, she was still an intelligent, experienced civil servant and politician. Even if I didn't agree with all of Hillary's policies, I respect her enormously for actually taking the time to make & communicate them!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by cici on September 14, 2008 - 5:24pm

So what if she is a lesbian ???????????

does that makes her less than Bible thumper Palin??

I haven't seen her going around saying that is wrong being homosexual.

Palin on the other hand is a christian talks about no sex on the school and her daughter is pregnant , 17 and Unmarry. She should start by leading her own household before thinking about running a country

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

Teddy Roosevelt did run as a Progressive Party (nicknamed Bull Moose) candidate when he came back to politics after his presidency, but he ran as and served all of his elected offices as a Republican.

I didn't say they were identical in every way (plus you are comparing his entire life long after the presidency) - I was pointing out that at the time of his VP campaign, their experience was very similar.

"Because a woman does not wants to wear a skirt and flash the fact that she has a vagina makes her represent lesbians???"

What??? lol...

Wearing only pants does not make you smarter or more competent. And regarding facts vs beliefs, I live in D.C. and some people very close to the Clintons insist that Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lesbian.

Sarah Palins church is setting up a huge meeting in converting gays straight by way of prayer. Sarah told the AP she believes she can turn gays around. FUCK THAT BITCH. Leave us gays alone. Straight people always through their personal dogma on gay people. It such a one sided mind with these people.

I came into this world to live out-loud

Submitted by cici on September 14, 2008 - 5:08pm.

Because a woman does not wants to wear a skirt and flash the fact that she has a vagina makes her represent lesbians???

This closeted lesbians has you call then are woman who want to be seen has candidates and not has female candidates do we call the man "male candidates " , so what is wrong if a woman want to be seen like any other candidate. They are running to represent a country not women.

People who think like that dont belong in the 21 century

We don really care if they are mother's and candidates . so what there are woman who work and are single mothers , so dont make that part of your campaing because we dont care , we want a person who can take this country out of the shithole not a "model mother"

People who think like that dont belong in the 21 century

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"Submitted by Phoebe on September 14, 2008 - 1:50pm.

And I love when Letterman comments about Palin not giving her daughter enough information about birth control. Her daughter's a teenager - what's his excuse for being an unwed father at his age?"

There's a BIG difference between the age differences of Palin's daughter and Letterman. In fact, that shouldn't be an issue.

What should be an issue is the hypocritical nature Palin is dishing out over the fact that her daughter IS knocked up. First of all, she doesn't believe in sex ed in schools, which most likely means it was not taught in the home. Secondly, she says that having premarital sex is bad, nay a sin, and yet, it's A-OK for her daughter to have intercourse that led to the creation of a child. What's she's basically putting out there is that's it's OK for her children to make mistakes, but all others are either sinners, liars or unfit to be anything in this world. Talk about another world this broad is living in. She is NOT fit to be VP nor President of our Country.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

That was so awesome,Tina was great and Amy is such a good Hilary. Hilary got the shaft big time. What a damn shame!