Ben In A Wig
Some bitch once told me that Ben Affleck isn't a stranger to wearing fake hair, so his head is probably right at home with this Jesus wig on.
Ben sort of looks like this one hot homeless dude in my neighborhood who always looks at me with lusty eyes. It's probably just a combination of him being stoned and me being delusional. I swear, if Hot Homeless Dude had a sign one day that read, "Will hit it for food," I'd immediately take him up on his offer. Who cares if his super scabies would probably set up camp on my ass cheeks! That's what the free clinic is for.
Ben wore this shit on his head for a movie called "Extract" with Jason Bateman. Is that shit low-budget? They couldn't even afford to throw that polyster mop into a tub of RIT, so it matches his beard? Anyway, here's a few more pics of Ben looking dick cheese fresh on the set in Los Angeles yesterday.
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HILLARY SWANK!!! Here comes another Oscar!
I'm embarassed that deep in the recesses of my grey matter, i remember that old story about some cheezy hollywood madam that was trying to hawk a book about her hay rides with her team of hookers.
Must be a bitch to be ritch like that, hot wife and a big narcicistic movie star and to be balding! Got to be hard on that fucker, I'll bet he is really fucking insecure when it comes to his plugs.
Looks like the Geico dude.
He looks hot.
Ben has claimed to be horse-hung, but our conclusia - based upon examinatia of various things, including Ben's small, thin fingers - leads us to the opposite conlusia.
Yes. tinymeat.
Discuss!
Lately his movies suck big time, Ben-a-wig should let Jenifer Garner support the family.
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he looks semi hot but the color does not match his beard so its so-so.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 13, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Joe!!!
a) I was one of those teenagers once, so I totally agree.
b) Was the filling in a lard-ass sandwich from Dublin to Newark. Again, agree.
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WARNING: Completely off topic so move along if you want to discuss Ben's hairline, J-Lo or Gigli;
IG: Don't you love that moment on a loooong flight, when you find your seat, get settled and then wait in terror to see who will be your BFF for the next 13 hours or so? Just so I can segue to a current news topic, I was seated next to a very nice couple from Alaska last flight home. They were going to Darwin to shoot waterbuffalo and they were hoping to find some crocs (not the shoes) This woman looked like she could wring a waterbuffalo's neck with her bare hands and then skin it, barbeque it and mount the horns on the hood of her truck without breaking a sweat. Awesome.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Is it wrong that I think he actually looks hot for a change?
see Barbar walter's bitching at
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Oh LORD
Okay so I'm in Canada without cable so I HAD to read the VMA's disaster instead of watching it myself, and hubby is checking out the 3 channels we have to see what's on AND on CTV they're airing the 'commented' version of the VMA's.
SAVE
ME
LORD
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Ew. He's wearing those dumb-ass, slip-on laceless sneakers. Hate those.
Hola pretties!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
nite, Mr. Pres
I'm waiting here for the Farrah Fawcett thread.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Bye angel and Kate773. I'm out too so goodnight all. And TV, I've been trying to find a Farrah Fawcett thread to post on without success. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That'd be right. Everyfucker Stateside just pulled on the pyjamas.
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Robert Smith ~ The Cure,
"I hate Madonna. She looks like she stinks!"
Lullaby - accoustic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
Submitted by angel_i on September 14, 2008 - 12:05am.
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Goodnight, sweet girl.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 14, 2008 - 2:06pm.
nite, Kate773
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
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You been cracking me up sista.
nite, Kate773
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 13, 2008 - 11:59pm.
I'd rather see Chicken Cutlets jiggle her cellulite for 90 minutes on the big screen than sit through this film.
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Hmmmm...Did I miss the trailer to PP's upcoming movie or something? lol
Nite folks!
I was fumbling with some stupid ass intranetz bullsheet! ARRRGH.
sleep tight;x
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by ESE on September 13, 2008 - 11:54pm.
gotta go folks.. nice to see ya all again!
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Night, sweetie. *quick flash of satin garter* *wink*
Alight peeps. I'm outta here for the night...laters
I'd rather see Chicken Cutlets jiggle her cellulite for 90 minutes on the big screen than sit through this film.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 13, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Somehow, Will Ferrell keeps getting paid to play the exact same character in every movie he's in. Never underestimate Hollywood's desperation.
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I saw him in "Wedding Crashers"(don't ask. I was bored!) and was thinking the same thing. The depth of playing stupid. Wow.
nite, ESE
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
See ya, ESE. Come back more often, ya hear?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
gotta go folks.. nice to see ya all again!
OT: self public castration seems less painfull emotionally and physically than sitting through this shitheel's movies
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"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you please please help me?"
Submitted by Mr. President on September 13, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Somehow, Will Ferrell keeps getting paid to play the exact same character in every movie he's in. Never underestimate Hollywood's desperation.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by ESE on September 13, 2008 - 11:41pm.
come on!!...she's outta my league!... i can't afford THAT much fabric softener!!
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LOL! That sweet little thing is a charmer! She always makes me laugh. And you're right, she has a very expensive habit. Ha!
ON T: Aw, hell. I got nothing. Wait..... No, false alarm. I got nothing.
I'm surprised after Gigli he even has a movie career at all. Kind of like the skipper of the Exxon Valdez being rehired to captain another supertanker.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 13, 2008 - 11:36pm.
He was the worst Jack Ryan ever, too. By far. Alec Baldwin was the best, I think. Yeah, Alec is a major league ass, but he can act rings around this guy.
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I agree. Ben as Jack Ryan? Shit.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 13, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear?
and i'd still pay more to see that than an Affleck movie... woo hoo! on topic!!
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"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you please please help me?"
HAHA, angel. That pic is Amy's ghost of Christmas future.
150 comments on a Ben Affleck thread. Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dead-actress on September 13, 2008 - 11:39pm.
come on!!...she's outta my league!... i can't afford THAT much fabric softener!!
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"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you please please help me?"
I don't know why it took me so long to figure that out.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 13, 2008 - 11:34pm.
this is exactly why i tool around town drunk in a golf cart!LOL!
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You and little Socky need to get together. I've read where she's been out at the country club with the future FIL and having fun. lol
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 13, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 13, 2008 - 11:32pm.
this is exactly why i tool around town drunk in a golf cart!LOL!
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Sah-weet! Now, that's livin';p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It is! I got it from Viva La Lohan - gone AWOL, sadly...hmmm...where she at?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@Mr. Pres...Baboonism seems a side effect of this kind of preservation/deterioration game...:
Amy - a better shot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/mecha_design/Monkey.jpg
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
He was the worst Jack Ryan ever, too. By far. Alec Baldwin was the best, I think. Yeah, Alec is a major league ass, but he can act rings around this guy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on September 14, 2008 - 12:02am
Is your avitar Gollum in drag?
Submitted by angel_i on September 13, 2008 - 11:32pm.
this is exactly why i tool around town drunk in a golf cart!LOL!
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"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you please please help me?"
Weird off-topic:
I love it when normal information does bizarro shit to my mind. Yesterday jussayin (i think..?) was talking about spiking gas prices - like, over the course of the day - and I just read in the news that it's because of oil refineries closing in Texas for over a week (is the estimation). Jussayin'
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 13, 2008 - 11:22pm.
@d-a: harsh, dude. I can totally understand taking a breather. I'm glad when you're here so I really hope it doesn't happen again! Yeesh.
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I try and keep my difference of opinion on the topic, not the posters. Some can't tell the difference. *shrug*
really, shouldn't this guy be scrubbing a mensroom floor by now?... the janitor way, not the rumors of him being gay way
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"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being around.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you please please help me?"
You're right angel, Keith does it with more Klass. Too bad he looks like a baboon's ass. When he dies they'll have to bury him at Yucca mountain because his liver will be toxic for centuries.
On topic: Hmmm, what is the topic again?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 13, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 13, 2008 - 11:14pm.
OT: Damn, damn, damn! I don't think I care either.
that's the spirit!!... have i told you lately that i love ya?!!
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Now would be a good time, honey. *cues Rod Stewart's "Have I Told You Lately" song*....*lights a cig* *wink*
ON T: Jason Bateman?! Fuck.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 13, 2008 - 11:22pm.
I think there are a few librarians at the Boston Public Library that would be more interesting to post about than this dude
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For reals. Didn't someone forget to return a book or something...?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork