Nicole Richie Hates Swedish Tourists
Nicole Richie was leaving the Charlotte Ronson after-party in NYC the other night when a Swedish tourist started taking her picture. A witness told Page Six that Nicole handled it the Kanye West way. The witness said Nicole shouted at them, "I'm not an animal," and then she "jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl's hand, and smashed it to the ground."
Wow. Nicole Richie jumping over a velvet rope? That sounds kind of cute actually. It probably looked like a tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard.
And what Nicole didn't realize is that the Swedish tourist was taking her picture because she really thought Nicole was an animal! A marmoset with a silly headband. Seriously, Nicole needs to loosen that baby belt on her head and chill out! She should be happy that people are still taking her stupid ass picture.
Below is a video of a sweet and tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard. I take it back. There's no way Nicole looked this cute.
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kizzy- you can grope my butt again just to make sure :P god I need to be touched-yes I'm pathetic
may old hot fight club sexy brad r.i.p.
le sigh.
madam s- that movie freaked me out to as a youngin :)
@urmpmma - HAHAHAHAHAHA More love for the Izzard!!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 1:10pm.
***gropes butt*** Yeah, you're ok, ROFL
Brad's new "green" eco-friendly bodywash. The proceeds go to his charity in New Orleans. He's not promoting it, nor will his photo be used, but his handwriting will be on the bottle.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by speakit on September 13, 2008 - 8:54am.
"I'm not an animal"
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Obviously or the collar would be around your neck instead of your head.
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I think dlisted should have weekly awards for the best comment.
'cause this one is brilliant.
That is it Kizzy!
I will now do the Balki Bartakamous Dance of Joy!
Dai-dai-dai-dai, Dai dai dai dai dai dai
Hey
Hey
Hey
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
......that squirrel was covered in make up.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
kizzy, green wash? may butt in and ask for what that means please madame?
This whole "discount bin trim from Joanne's Fabrics wrapped around the head" trend is a travesty.
Why is she even in the public realm? If she tries that shit with the wrong NY'er (like me) she'll be sporting that headband somewhere up her colon. She needs to go back to Cali with her fat teenybopper lovin no talent corny assed wannabe rocker. Meanwhile that puppie is more talented and cute than she or wonky will ever be.
@ Clarisse
"Hitler never played Risk as a kid..."
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 1:00pm
Awww, there are a lot of really sweet people on here, none come as sweet as you, though. Droolin' over the new avie. I've missed you sluuutz!!!
LOVE ANDERSON??? Sigh. It's sad, the passing, I know, I feel your pain. It was the "green" bodywash that did it for me. I had to draw the line, and turn in my offical Bradilooney badge and RoseColored glasses. **sniffle
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
"I'm not an ANIMAAAAL!" Oh my god... that reminds we of when I was little and my mother allowed me to watch the movie "The Elephant Man" and it traumatized and saddened me so badly that I locked myself in the bathroom crying hysterically until my mother had to get me out of the bathroom by climbing a ladder and coming in the window.
On another note, that little dog is freaking adorable, the "soundtrack" whatever it was... horrifying.
LOve spaghetti cat- who did you "used to be"?
(wink)
Just watch, Nicole will start going out more again.....she will fall back into old ways. I love her, but there is no denying she is a spoiled bitch....
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
*sits happily in the corner sayin "Smell deez"*
Kizz
There were a lot of peeps missing you momma! Nobody got my Izzard jokes. =(
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 12:42pm
Hey slut! Yeah, I think she's actually really witty and funny, but have to agree with PSL in that when you decide to attack someone like a wild dog, you kinda become less human.
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 13, 2008 - 12:53pm
Oy to the Vey!!! Hey doll!! How's you??
I usually love Nicole too, which is why I'm so disturbed by this choice of headgear. She's rocked other headbands, and while not something I would choose for myself, she worked it, but she's not working this. Plus, it makes her kind of look like a chihuahua in a tiara, thus ruining the "I'm not an animal" statement even more.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
KIZZY!
hello my fellow Jewess.......!
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
I love that bitch too, but I hate to break it to her: If you jump over a rope to hit someone, you ARE an animal.
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 12:42pm
****handing spare hanky over
((((BIG HUGS)))) I missed you, too, dollface.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
The Dixie Chicks, my ears!
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Dick happens! - MK
*rubs eyes*
*looks around*
*rubs eyes again*
*jumps up doing the "i gotta pee" dance*
Kizzy...I missed you.
*cries*
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
@angry mom, i know, i can't help it.
@LOVES SKETTICAT!!!!
Hi HO!
idk, I try to not like Nicole but I think she's actually funny.
and purty.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Nicole, sweetie, if you're bored with your 'look,' donning a curtain tieback isn't going to liven it up, it's just going to make people think you're too lazy and attention-whorish to get a proper headband. **Sigh** I expected so much more....
Good afternoon lovely dlisted hawt sluuutz n hoorz!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
ok... I'll admit it..
I LOVE ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK!!!! **cries in shame**
I don't really. GAWD what do you think? I'm a loser? Don't answer that.
BTW, I hate the swedes too... JK!!!
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
It's okay, Bradi, I love Nicole too... for superficial reasons, of course: When I was blond, I was told several times that I looked like her. I decided to take it as a compliment (lol). BTW, I bought two Metallica tickets this morning!!! And was feeling sorta guilty so I donated $25 to Barack Obama's campaign...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
"I'm not an animal,"
I haven't heard that since "The island of Dr. Moreau".
Who wants her picture anyway? ...I think her headband is on too tight.
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bradiiiiii, you don't need to run
we all have unjustified love/like for some worthless slut...this could go anywhere...how bout I just admit I have a deep love for tony danza and be done with that.
i like nicole
*runs away*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 12:21pm.
2Di4-love the brief narrative ;)
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I need to have my outlet here because I am too lazy to update my own blog site.
RE: the headbandage
When I was a child, back in the days before electricity was discovered, we called that stuff "rick-rack" and it was used for decorating the edges of ugly dance costumes sewn by tacky mothers who couldn't sew a straight seam and needed to hide their mistakes. Its only acceptable application as a headband was dressing as an Indian on Halloween.
God, she is one unattractive woman. (sorry, I had to get that off my chest because looking at her is a problem for me. I liked her better when she was fat.)
2Di4-love the brief narrative ;)
Nicole is a stupid whore , the only reason you are famous is because you are a publicity whore , so dont complain ,is not take my picture when I want it and when I dont want it Im goin to go crazy on your ass,your reap what you sow
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
i like the fat orange cat watching in the corner thinking, "that stupid bitch is going to jump over the cardboard again. while she's got everyone's attention, i'm sneaking in the kichen to eat that roast defrosting on the counter. dumb attention whore mini-dog."
NEW SAYING:
"Going all Kanye West on a bitch"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 13, 2008 - 12:36pm.
thank you and lovely articulation of a response to my apologies for wearing said headgear.
forehead pimples gross me out.
:)
Submitted by angel_i on September 13, 2008 - 12:01pm.
You just wanted to remind us what country music sounds like.
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Country music is the muzak on the elevator to hell. I read it in Revelations 118:454522%4
Bitch should be thankful anbody gives a fuck about her, oh and you look like a TOOL with that thing on your head.
Submitted by Deb on September 13, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Ahahaha, you're completely right!
This silly twat is only having her picture taken because she was Nicky Hilton's understudy in The Simple Life.
Damn, it must be a bitch to live in the shadow of the Hilton Sisters.
Oh, and Lionel sucks as well. :)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 12:03pm.
In light of your reasonable discourse concerning the reasons how and why you would be wearing a headband, I can make an exception. :)
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
why didn't that swedish tourist take pictures of this tiny little dog... or the cat sitting in the corner...both have way more skills than ritchie...and are more gracious i'm sure...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 13, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I wear headband to soak up my sweat on hot days or if I get a forehead pimple.
sorry :)
that wasn't a video, that was a slide show
and I couldn't watch it with volume because the DC make me want shove my lit cigarette into my ears
IT WAS CRAP... CRAAAAPPPPPPPP.. CRAP.
I'm grumpy.
O MK, with your subversion. You just wanted to remind us what country music sounds like. So sweet.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
people still want to take pictures of nicole ritchie? i find that appalling...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Can we blame Chicken Cutlets for that party garter around Nicole's head? If headbands make a comeback, I'm buying a machete. Draw your own conclusions.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Bitchie should have been taking the Swedes' photograph. We need hard evidence that someone still thinks she's relevant enough to be photographed
Cute dog... love the factg that he is jumping ripped up republican signs...
anywho...
the sweedish like Nicole? Hmmm... I had totally forgotten about her.
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Submitted by Deb on September 13, 2008 - 10:52am.
I find it funny that she screams that she isn't an animal, then proceeds to behave like one.
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Exactly!
Sheesh, chill out Nicole. No one ever thinks that's cool. Especially assaulting fans.
Awwwwww, chihuahua is the cutest wittle thing with his wittle hops. No way Nicole has that kind of talent.