Nicole Richie Hates Swedish Tourists
Nicole Richie was leaving the Charlotte Ronson after-party in NYC the other night when a Swedish tourist started taking her picture. A witness told Page Six that Nicole handled it the Kanye West way. The witness said Nicole shouted at them, "I'm not an animal," and then she "jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl's hand, and smashed it to the ground."
Wow. Nicole Richie jumping over a velvet rope? That sounds kind of cute actually. It probably looked like a tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard.
And what Nicole didn't realize is that the Swedish tourist was taking her picture because she really thought Nicole was an animal! A marmoset with a silly headband. Seriously, Nicole needs to loosen that baby belt on her head and chill out! She should be happy that people are still taking her stupid ass picture.
Below is a video of a sweet and tiny chihuahua daintily hopping over strips of cardboard. I take it back. There's no way Nicole looked this cute.
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She's not an animal?! She's also not an actress, model, employee, barely decent mother (counting on Lionel)----She should be glad just to get her cow-eyed face in any photo.
She is fuckin disgusting. A low life junkie who had the world handed to her but she choose to do NOTHING with the privileges she was allotted. I hate those people the most the ones who can do whatever they want yet they choose to be worthless and reproduce cuz they are too fuckin lame and lazy to accomplish anything else. And please do not compare her to Chi's. Chi's are cute and adorable and loving. Nicole is ugly, starving and vile. No comparison. And Nicole's kid is ugly.
'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.
This dried up has been is lucky people still want to take her picture!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This dumb twat would give animals a bad name. She should thank her aneroxic god that someone even wanted to take her pic. All she is a half assed junkie who had a baby cause it brought her more attention than when she carried around a tiny dog.
Bitch never had anything of her own. Her last name is from a man who adopted her as her mama made that a must for her marriage to Lionel, her hair is 99% weave, her talent is 100% none existant just like her so called career and if she didn't have that baby her babydaddy would have been gone long time ago.
A pure waste of space and life
The funny thing is that Sweden is one of the few places in the World where all sorts of - listers can walk about undisturbed by fans. That is because here we have this Lutheran thing about no one being above anyone else, and we let celebreties know it! ;p They can feel quite ignored as a matter of fact. Well, teenage girls still lynch pin up popguys, but that is universal I guess..
The dog was cute but that was the stupidest, most pointless video I've seen [in a while].
Ugh and it made me want to listen to the Dixie Chicks. I hate country but I love the Dixie Chicks. Maybe it's some weird Texas thing?
T-L, as one who has been pelted by squirrels, I gotta tell ya, they have great aim.
Bastids.
Nicole on the other hand probably flails her hands around like the pope blessing people.
Why don't people ignore her? Maybe she will go away.
Eh, I'm not really inclined to believe stories like these unless there's an actual charge. Otherwise it's just hearsay. Obviously no one here actually knows Nicole and what she's like but we're going to take some Swedish tourist's (if there really even is one or if she's just fiction) word for it? Both are strangers. And on a more important note, who cares?
Nicole tryna be a badass reminds me of those damn squirrels that go fuckin' ape shit during acorn season, and ATTACK PEOPLE! Yeah...on one hand, clearly the lil' critter ain't gonna win, but on the other hand, who expects to be attacked by a lil' critter? The element of surprise! Nicole seriously got some lessons from squirrels on this one. Tiny bitch attacks yo' ass, and you can't get over the shock of that mini-ho's temerity...So, tiny bitch wins by the time you come to your damn senses...cuz lil' bitch done scampered off before you know what was up wi' dat...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Taking pics of Nicole will always make your lens break, one way or another. Fugly bitch.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I love how this is filed under 'dumbasses.' LMAO
That chihuahua video was cute. There is no way she looks cute doing anything.
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This headband fuckery is wearing thin.
Bitchie was pissed that the Nanny had to leave early.
I thought being a mommy was supposed to have automagically made her all grown-up and mature?
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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
--Alan Parsons
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 13, 2008 - 6:57pm.
I've always suspected her to be a practitioner of the Dark Arts as well.
Only a servant of Satan would wear that headband.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
The Swedish chick should have punched her faced.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
That headband seems to be cutting off bloodflow to her brain, not that she uses it for anything anyway.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
that's some horrible music in the video
Nicole Ritchie is irrelevant.
Well, I'll be the one to say-something-nice. I think her eyes look really pretty in this header pic. Her eyes look large, and very hazel, and I like her little Winehouse wing eyeliner she's got goin' on.
O.K., that's all. Carry on...
awwwww! Poor whittle attention whore didn't feel like having her picture taking!
Fuck off, Bitchie.
Leaving a Ronson after-party is carte blanche for people to take her picture. Thought I don't know why they would. She's famous for having a rich daddy, a drug habit, anorexia and an attitude of self-entitlement.
Bitch should be fucking happy that someone cares enough about her existence to take a picture of her. In fact, she should have given that girl a fucking autograph on the camera or some shit. And that chihuahua was SO DAMN CUTE! Nicole needs her headband loosened, this is not passive resistance and in no way represents the hippie peace movement!
Your face!
I smell a KIZZY!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I tried to be anorexic once. An hour later, I was sucking the salt off a Snyder's hard pretzel and drinking a beer.
Dumb ugly bitch.
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 1:52pm
ROFL Sadly, I'm afraid you may be right.
Why thank you, doll, I do try to keep my toesies sparkling!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
What is she talking about? People are Homo Sapiens who are mammals that are vertebrates that are . . . wait for it . . . animals. Poor sad clown baby - I hope she never lets mommy help with biology homework :|
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
kizzy, i think that target is for our set of women...sheep douches...
oh and your paws smell nice
no green soap needed :)
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 10:27am.
If you've never seen an Elephant ski, wellllll, you've never been on acid!
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We could tell them you have chlamydiae.
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I saw that, I was laughing my ass off. I heard about it on the news, that was just the first site to come up when I googled it, but it looks like bella is for tweens?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stupid anorexic cunt
clarisse again!!! I'm not getting any work done either...i'm gonna pack a jet with you.
Kizzy!!!
wow, the douches on bella are all totally I'm gonna get some of that...douches.
Thank you, Clarissssse!!!! MWAH!! Big hugs to you!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Angry Mom
http://bellasugar.com/1873682
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, my motivation level for work is about a -10, so ima blow this pop stand.
Boobs, Feel better.
Bradi, Stalk Anderson.
Angry mom, Make it Get laid Saturday...
And Kizzy, i'm going to miss you most of all!! Here is one for the road...
Hopscotch!
This strange religious experience; all the numbers there, and there was one girl on the course, they go girl by girl, they go, “Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Sonnez les matines…” And at some point, she goes, “Oh, no, I fucked it up! Oh, no!” And boys watching would go, “What? Did what wrong? Fucked up what? What did they do right? It makes no sense!”
"I'm not an animal"??? The Elephant Man said the same thing. It was true in his case but I'm not so sure about twat-for-brains here.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 1:33pm
So true, sad Brad times, but you did pick a very excellent alternative. I have to say I do love the gray stallion.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy, a link to the body wash perhaps? must see to laugh :)
and how do you ladies hear about such things?
I will always remember him as hot psycho slut from 12 monkeys, tyler durden, and frank fucking harris and nothing more.
Didn't this little twat sell her soul to the devil to become famous? Let's see she is the drug addicted friend of Paris Hilton and that makes her relevant why?
Kizzy on September 13, 2008 - 1:04pm
I still have the BB account just in case....
It wasn't the bodywash for me, it was everything and when The Clooney didn't even go to Toronto....
Sad Brad times, I still have a light on for him, it's in the attic packed away for now with my Loon Toga and tinfoil Derby.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"I've got a better idea!! A better idea!! OH NO! It's a bit cold, it's the same idea, it's the same idea!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TITS on September 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 13, 2008 - 8:54am.
I think dlisted should have weekly awards for the best comment.
'cause this one is brilliant.
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Wow! Thanks. Tits are good for the ego in more ways than one. ;)
If you've never seen an Elephant ski, wellllll, you've never been on acid!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by angry mom on September 13, 2008 - 1:21pm.
***double-handed grope*** Yeah, yep, that's great!! ROFL
le sigh, agreed.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LMAO! "Ready, ready, ready." Tiney is a cute chihuahua for sure, but that orange kitty on left the corner is the best because he's hatin' in the dark plus silently judging Tiney.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
Aluminum foil headbands do not look cool.
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Do you think when the little chihuahua is jumping over the cardboard he screams, "I'm not an animal!"...
Then his personal assistant just rolls his eyes at him, because yes! he actually IS an animal?
These are the things I wonder about when I'm hungover.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 13, 2008 - 10:06am.
@ Clarisse
"Hitler never played Risk as a kid..."
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"Are those elephants?"
:)